Musical pet peeves

Musical pet peeves

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Perfect albums
I really hate when an album is so fucking polished it's shining
Just leave the mistakes in for fucks sake
It makes it more human

>Album is longer than 14 minutes

>album is 67 minutes long
>2 CDs

Not sure if ironic post but I actually kinda feel this way. I wish EPs were taken more seriously and they weren't just extra stuff from other album sessions

15 to 20 min would be perfect, like an episode of something

Kinda serious, although I'm exaggerating. I totally agree. Gridlink's Orphan is my favorite metal album and its about 14 minutes.

absurdly prolific artists

Robert Pollard. I think he needs to give it a rest at this point.

>""""""deep"""""" lyrics

when music exists

DID THE MAN

>lyrics have the word ''baby'' or ''babe'' in it, referring to a woman the singer wants to have sex with

AND IT'S
HELLO BABE

WHO INVENTED COLLEGE

Depends on the genre, actually. For instance, an ambient album under 40 minutes is too short, while a grindcore album over 30 minutes is too long.

When more effort is put into the lyrics than the music.

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire

If you refuse me
Honey you loose me
Then you'll be
Left alone

Oh baby telephone
And tell me I'm
Your own

FUCK THIS MODEL

when the bass guitar is high in the mix but doesn't do anything exciting

>emo american vocals
>out of place songs in albums (vastly different genre)
>cheesy guitar solos
>people who complain about music being political

Noise-rock that sounds like it was made by bros with distortion pedals instead of betas with drug problems

compared to people like Muslimgauze or Merzbow he is a lazy fuck.

This
Noise rock should be made by the intellectual heroin addicts

>Noise-rock that sounds like it was made by bros with distortion pedals

This made me laugh for some reason.
Give me a few examples please.

AND BLEACH HIS COLLEGE

I only consider albums my favourites if I start crying so much I puke to them.