I have always felt isolated from my local community and society in general, it was never a problem as I could come to /b and feel like I "fitted in", however, over the last few years /b has changed so much I now feel isolated on here too. So in an attempt to "feel at home again" amongst all the trap threads and boi pussy threads I have purchased an anal dildo and will shove it up my ass if this thread gets 88 posters in it. pic related.
TL;DR .... OP is a faggot and will deliver
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shit, can't bump own thread
For fucks sake. You already bought the goddamn thing. Just get it over with, don't make your anal play a social media campaign. Quit being a whiny pussy and just live a little, you cunt.
you already want it a post count isn't going to matter faggot.
Post pics with timestamp.
fuck you all, it's 88 or nothing
toasting for sexual exploration.
Hope you've got some lube
No lube user
Sup Forums was always bad but it got even worse.
Ah fuck it or it fucks you, which is the correct one?
don't do it
Hello
yeah I have
I'm gonna be using lube
yup
Post timestamp or face the sage
winrar
Then you might as well toss that thing in the trash and go write another tearful entry in your journal, cause no one here gives a flying fuck. Anal play is pretty boring, and your motivations are nonsense. If you think a piece of hard rubber up your ass is going to fix your autism, you're worse off than you think.
well I guess as it isn't a "fucking machine" I'll be fucking myself with it
is this normal now wtf
Write "sage" in the options box to win $100 gift card to amazon
You should seriously kill yourself if you'd sooner stick anal beads up your ass to fit in on Sup Forums then to learn a couple normie memes to fit in IRL
nope and nope, have a little faith.
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Bump for anal beads
Good luck user u going to post prof
Nope. Sage nigger.
it's actually quite supple silicone type material, hard rubber sounds a bit painful for a first time.
if thread gets to 88 poasters I will take pics of said deed with timestamps etc but not before the magic 88
Oh well then I guess that changes everything.
Put it in your ass you fucking faggot
Lube isn't always necessary. Just shit and wait an hour or so. Then shove a finger in and there should be a bit of mucus around the inside of the anus. When you take your finger out it should be pretty slippery from the music. Give yourself a rim job with the finger and you're ready to go.
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nah, gotta agree with everything else apart from the hard rubber thing, I know it's sad but hey ho, my lifes crap so what the fuck, might as well do this.
88 pls
Got it
Rolling
What you're looking for is someone to offer to help.
I'll do it if you're in South Florida but I don'tb acknowledge safe words.
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Heil hitler pls
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maybe not necessary but I'll be using it anyway, Liquid Silk is the brand, apparently very popular among the gay community as it claims not to dry out.
This this right
1488 pls
Helping the cause
dunno why yer rollan, it aint a get type of thing, it's the number of seperate poasters in the thread which is currently 21.
Test
your little help, about 3000 miles away for a start
deliever
88 get
I'll contribute to your sick desires OP.
Just sayin, most anons migrated to Sup Forums
I will deliver, you are poaster 23, when we hit 88 my ass is gonna get reamed.
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Deliver OP
:)
Checkd
well that's good to know, maybe after I've destroyed my anus I'll swing by there and say hi
We already did faggot ffs
checkedddd
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Grow a pair and just admit your gay and quit kidding your self and get it overwith sooner than latter and take a real dick up your ass!
+1
Rollin
+88
We'll give you the replies user. Just make sure you give us the delivery pic
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OP won't deliver
see
and read my original thread starting statement faggot
Hope you bought something made of silicone, glass or metal
OP is a raging faggot
Put it in darger
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yeah I will, currently 34 poasters in thread, when it hits 88 delivery will occur
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it's silicone
My son hits me
DO IT
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if anyone "winrars" this please go back and read the post at the start
I hope you bleed after ass fucking yourself
Do it OP
What exactly did you buy? The pic in OP?
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yeah, really, my old man used to beat ten bales of shit out of me, maybe it's why I'm such a gigantic fuck up.
Op you should start get undressed
post++
Do it boi
Do it
hope u
post = post +1
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88 posts now yes
Wait, posts or posters?
yup, pretty much, it's very slightly different to the pic but still close enough to be a fair representation
Posters. OP is a nigger and isn't posting anything.
posters, because OP is an attention whore
Op is a lying faggot typical
seperate individual poasters, please learn to read, I was quite clear at the start of the thread.
currently at 47
OP faggot of the day
op is not a nigger and I will deliver as already specified
yeah, pretty much what I feel like right about now, it's kinda fun too.
No I aint, delivery will occur at 88 poasters
currently at 48
yup, one of the "glorious winged" variety