Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Alright 3 decides, rather.

what in the actual kind of retarded fucking conversation is this? are you completely fucking retarded?

Yes

did you shave your pussy today?

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this with no context

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Can we do anal? I've been preparing my ass for weeks so I think i'm ready.

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smile upon me dub gods

thiiiiiiis

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YEAH

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I want to stick a marble up your pussy then fuck you tonight.

they are my snowmen and they're outside your door

rest in peace bitch

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I once fucked a retarded chick so hard it fixed her

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All the memes aside, let's just fuck, i'm so horny.

but for real, why havent we fucked?

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Fuck off summerfag

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Try out Five Chong's Restaurant some time. They're great.

Okay
Can you help me? Idk how

Why aren't you into the kinky shit. You're being boring. At least your sister did anal

Thinking you got dubs, that's not dubs

OP it's like you're not even trying anymore. You can't just go full retard you gotta string her along and pull out the weird shit every once in a while.

>advice and you should send ^

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getting unfunny

Baby come back! you can blame this all on me..

Not trying at all, user.
Looking for a reaction from this girl that literally thinks my dick is heroin. She's at Olive Garden right now and I wouldn't mind getting the Ol dick sucked but I can say anything to her and it wouldn't turn her away.

Too bad you're a fucking idiot,
all you had to say was "no, no and then" and you'd be in her pants right now

I have herpes, sharing is caring!

Got you saved as "Penis acceptor" on my phone bby ;)

Send n00dz

Seriously, Five Chon's is waaaay better than olive garden.

Chong's*

that ass

Not this, because it's true lol and she doesn't know.
I've been in her many of times user. She loves me and I'm going through a divorce so she's just my rebound and she knows she can't have me.

I'm horny because we haven't fucked today and I really miss your naked body. Go to the bathroom real quick and send me tits plz

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Bring me some OG, we will stuff it in your pussy, and then ill eat you out

Oh done fucked up

OP you ruined it by not making it dubs
too many winrars

Waiting in reply
This is boring

1-800-YOU-FUCKEDUP

holy shit. you're almost as bad as that faggot that did this 2 hours ago.

>(you)
samefag and fake as fuck

Alright
We'll hold off
The next winning is that number 7

I posted that. I'm not op shit head

user.
How is this fake

Everybody laugh at this retard

You got a 7

ask her to marry you, sound genuine as fuck.

You write it. I'll send it.
Also she knows I'm married so. Idk how it will go over

Ugh. Autist detected

send dick pic

This is a fucking garbage thread

I'm sorry you feel this way, Kris.

Make it interesting
No thanks. She always asks for them and I always say no.

Uh oh

Please can we fuck already. I'm tired of waiting. Hurry up and finish eating fuck!

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Send her this pic of your gramps at the gym

doesn't have to be your dick...or human

Oh no.
Maybe drank too much

Lol, wait one.

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Why ain't we fuckin'?

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Every time I put my dick in the waffle maker, I think of you

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What the fuck are you doing op, jesus

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OP send this

In reference to what, user.

Your ass looks amazing!

Are you not entertained? You don't have to be crazy. It's okay my ex will handle that haha get it?

Anyways about tonight I got some new lube and a nice cock ring that I want to try out.

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Send your dick.

You know what? I'm sick of this. I'll be bouncing on my boys' dicks to this from now. I don't care if I'm a faggot. You make me wanna suck so much dick just so that I don't have to put up with this. I'll see if you dad has any passion for me and whether his wrinkly ass dick is up for some good ol' man loving. That oughta teach you a lesson.

I've got such a raging clue right now

Send pic

user,
You're gonna get me in trouble

I feel bad for this girl

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