Wish for your perfect girl

Wish for your perfect girl.
Be specific or you will be fucked over. For every trait you ask for, the user below adds a negative.

>Caucasian girl, light skin
>Long Black Hair
>20-25 years old
>Not mentally ill
>Pretty face
>Thin or skinny fat body
>Not a whore
>Enjoys, anal vaginal and oral sex
>Loves Pokemon (the game) and is very good at it
>Loves to watch wresting (she isn't stupid and knows it's scripted)
>Shares my 3 favorite movies (The Thing, Alien, Predator)
>Good with children
>Knows how to cook

Her pussy smells like rotten shrimp.

Fuck

Fuck it. I dig smelly girls :)

>caucasian girl, light skin
Horrible acne all over her body
>long black hair
dreadlocks
>20-25 years old
mentally underdeveloped (but not ill) woman child
>Not mentally ill
No personality whatsoever
>pretty face
ugly teeth
>thin or skinny fat body
thin like an 8 year old boy
>not a whore
rarely puts out
>Enjoys anal vaginal and oral sex
The anal in that is she's really into pegging
>loves pokemon and is very good at it
and overwrites your save
>loves to watch wrestling
masturbates to JOHN CENA
>shares your 3 favorite movies
talks excitedly through them about what's happening on screen. Every time.
>Good with children
....that she has from a previous relationship. They're black.
>Knows how to cook
food that you're allergic to or find disgusting.

Fuck me that's good

>a grill
not really asking for much

>a grill
Fucks your best friend

>implying i have friends

fucks your dad

I just want D.VA.

a grill and a necrophiliac?
perfect

>masturbates to JOHN CENA
who doesn't?

> Caucasian
> Black hair
> 18-22
> Likes Metal
> Skinny - Curvy

yep. Necrophiliac girl. So you know exactly what you need to do to get into her pants.

i walked right into that one eh

Albino
Ratty-ass black dye job on an albino
18, still lives with overprotective military father
shitty taste in metal that she insists is the only good kind
both skinny and curvy: flat as a board, huge gut.

Fuck me.

>Caucasion
White trash
>Black Hair
Buzz cut
>18-22
Highschool dropout
>Likes Metal
Likes shitty scream-o crap
>Skinny- Curvy
Mosquito bite tits

Cons-thinks blood on the dance floor is metal

> Caucasian
Orange spraytan
> Black hair
Cornrows
> 18-22
No job experience or education
> Likes Metal
Likes metal
> Skinny - Curvy
Curves are in the wrong places

Me too user... me too

>attractive
>mildly racist
>intellogent
>not a normie

Likes video games
At least a 5/10
That's all

chads find her attractive, and she fucks them
racist against whites (sjw)
corrects your spelling all the time and generally makes you feel like an idiot
Legit crazy. Like you fear for your life around this girl.

>Attractive
Smelly BO and pussy
>mildly racist
Against white people
>Intellagent
A total buzzkill cunt
>Not a normie
Autistic

>attractive
So attractive that no one believes you when you tell them about her
>mildly racist
Hates your race
>intellogent
So smart you feel stupid all the time
>not a normie
Completely socially inept incapable of talking to or making eye contact with strangers

likes candy crush and thinks that makes her a hardcore gamer
5/10 who cheats on you with 1/10 hideous fucking mutants.

I'd still date, I'm super ducking desperate

>Likes video games
is a total "lol gamR girl XD"
>5/10
Is painfully unfunny despite trying

>Caucasian
>Pale
>Green eyes
>Long, black, curly hair
>Round nose tip
>Thin lips
>Interested in computers and language
>No mental health issues
>Likes metal
>Enjoys vidya games
>Doesn't like shitty anime like fucking Naruto
>Smart
>Not a dogmatic moron
>Knows what she wants
>Likes learning.

>100% pure babygirl
>21 years old
>super qt
>virgin
>nympho potential
>wants to keep me on the chance that i eventually impregnate her
>doubtless
>immunity to any negative adding

you can't fuck me over. if you try you'll be put on the list. and this fucked thread isn't helping the fact that getting a decent gf to be decent to me is hopeless for me until i inherit several tons of pure gold. im ditching you perverted fucking debauchers after my cock rocks.

I wish I could have jess back....

Oh this one is easy. I can take this in one:
>knows what she wants
Not you.

>asion
>early thirties
>shares a sense of humor
>can cook

>qt3.14
>quadruple amputee
>blind
>deaf
>mute

>babygirl
Diaper fetishist. You have to change her.
>21 years old
Super excited about alcohol. You've never seen her sober.
>super qt
And don't all the other guys she's drunk around know it.
>Virgin
And who says you get to be the one to change that?
>Nympho material
Addicted to sex once she gets a taste, doesn't matter with who.
>Wants you to get her pregnant
Or at least wants you to get stuck raising her child, whether you're actually the father or not.
>Immunity to any negative adding
Pic related

Well damn I wish my dream girl was so easy to get
Well at least I can fuck one of your dream "grill's" just by going to the nearest Walmart with $100

>Caucasion
Has daddy issues
>Pale
Sensitive skin, can't be out in the sun
>Green eyes
Has a lazy eye
>Long Black Curly Hair
Super frizzy
>Round nose tip
Fake
>Thin lips
Always crusty
>Interested in computers and language
Is an aspie
>No mental health issues
Just naturally bitchy
>Likes Metal
Baby Metal
>Enjoys vidya games
Only likes indie shit
>Doesn't like shitty anime
Likes shitty teen dramas
>Smart
A cunt

>Actually loves me.

>caucasian or brown skin, not too brown
>long, straight hair or curly, either brown or dark
>average or small boobs, I don't care
>soft, smooth legs
>taller than me, I like tall girls
>someone I can play vidya with and watch movies with
>likes cuddling while we read together
>can cook

Honestly I know I'm gonna be called a fag but that's my perfect girl

>Actually loves me.
Loves you in a completely platonic way

>actually loves me
like a brother

>cockasian

> Short-ish read hair
> Tiny Petite, perky-b cup tits, nice round ass
> Tons of tattoos, but all tastefully done
> Mentally sound, no addictions, no kids
> Low Milage, has some experience in bed, but not much, shares all my fetishes
> Shares my hobbys or doesn't mind them, always wants to be involved in what i'm doing, kinda clingy
> High Salary Job
> Faithful
> Clean Freak, exceptional hygine, clear skin and clean hair

>likes metal
Likes metal

This one fucking got me

ha! great ,thats exactly (except for the movies) my girlfriend!

>Asian
>Normalfag weight
>Black hair but dyes it somthing different every month
>Not a whore like most girls i know
>Loves video games pokemon, tf2, and anything from the nes to the ps2
>normal sex drive
>smokes weed
>blue eyes and always happy

Is that in depth enough or do i have to go deeper?

>BBW with no double chin, cankles, massive love handles or fat fingers (moderate, 250-350 lbs)
>proper hygiene, meaning bathing once a day, shaving everything (not her head or eyebrows), deodorant, face wash, fresh make up daily (attractive make up), trimmed nails, brushed hair, light and sweet floral perfume, etc.
>attractive face, meaning a regular nose, beautiful eyes that are just slightly larger than average, cute pink bow lips and dimples, no eyebags, lush eyelashes, trimmed eyebrows, etc.
>fiercely loyal, and loyal to me only. Would never date/sleep/look at anyone else. But not so obsessive that she kills me; I am okay with her keeping me in her basement and shit like that as long as she keeps me well fed and allows me other basic human rights.
>Wears cute clothing, specially the tumblr summer clothing. All of the clothing should fit her properly and look decent. Preferred outfits would be thinks like daisy dukes and a white tank top, paired with a sunhat and sunglasses. Perhaps a boho chic bag and summer sandals.
>Adorably clumsy, but not so clumsy that she fucks everything up. Just clumsy enough to stutter lightly, smile bashfully and occasionally bump into things. Graceful.
>Likes grunge music, specifically Nirvana and Bush. She should also like all of the other bands I enjoy. No boy bands, rap, yodeling, country or pop music.
>Clear, white, pale skin with no disease. Soft to the touch.
(PART 1)

>Self confident. Not arrogant, not ashamed of herself, just happy with the way she feels and looks.
>Loves doodling cartoons just as much as I do, and supports my art. She has to be good too. Not better, not worse, but an equal.
>Not racist. Period. Not a feminist either.
>Kind and gentle personality, sweet and considerate. She must laugh easily and have a cute giggle, have a good sense of humor that I share, hate anyone who tries to touch her or take me away from her. Mildly abusive preferred.
>Nice, straight, white teeth.
>Must be innocent. Never kissed before, never held hands, never had sex...but she should be willing to learn with my instruction.
>Not sweaty.
>kinky AF for me and only me.
>would never cheat on me.
>has never had a girlfriend before, besides me
(PART 2. FINAL PART)

>at least as attractive as I am
>will play video games with me
>will watch cartoons with me
>basically my clone except female

>Asian
Ugly asian. Eyes nearly shut 24/7, huge teeth that can't be hidden by her lips, puke yellow, voldemort nose.
>Normalfag weight
Skinnyfat like a normalfag. Looks skinny in clothing, but has a decent muffintop like regular girls, and tons of cellulite
>Black hair but dyes it somthing different every month
Horrid colors like garbage green, magenta, strawberry blonde, tomato red. Her hair is also frizzy AF
>Not a whore like most girls i know
Won't put out.
>Loves video games pokemon, tf2, and anything from the nes to the ps2
She loves them, but can't play them for shit. She also doesn't know anything about them, but pretends she does and looks like a retard when discussing the games.
>normal sex drive
Since she won't put out for you like a whore, she masturbates whenever you're gone instead.
>smokes weed
Steals all of your lighters, bongs, kush, wrappers, everything. Refuses to give it back and eats like a pig when the munchies kick in
>blue eyes and always happy
Blue eyes that can barely open. Will laugh at your funeral, your failures, tragedy, etc.

Fuck, wrong ID

Go fuck yourself

Well. I'd take less, but if it's perfect ...

>caucasian
>brown or natural red hair
>green eyes
>athletic type body. Not skinny. Not curvy. Not fat.
>face that looks good with low ammount of make-up. Healthy skin
>20-29 y old
>Not a whore
>loves outdors. So I can go mountain climbing, camping and parashooting with her .... or mountain biking.
>loves sports on TV, so we never fight what to watch
>be a nice girl to chat to and can discuss many topics, from politics to music to mundane shit
>open to try new things in bed. Including anal and oral.

And that's it ....

>Caucasian
>Long brown hair
>18-25 yrs old
>Not too clingy cause i got shit to do sometimes
>Loves night ins
>Loves rainy days
>Would rather go out at night than the daytime if we were to go out
>Video games
>Can cook me Fajitas
>Wants kids in the future
>Not a fucking whale.
>Not anorexic level skinny
>Not fucking psycho
>Stoner
>Loves to get high and play games
>Understanding if I'm going through a rough spot
>Isn't too over ambitious (Would rather get a little apartment in the city before we make a house purchase)
>Doesn't mind me having friends over and being obnoxious and playing games and shit or partying.
>Is ok with sex