Wish for your perfect girl. Be specific or you will be fucked over. For every trait you ask for, the user below adds a negative.
>Caucasian girl, light skin >Long Black Hair >20-25 years old >Not mentally ill >Pretty face >Thin or skinny fat body >Not a whore >Enjoys, anal vaginal and oral sex >Loves Pokemon (the game) and is very good at it >Loves to watch wresting (she isn't stupid and knows it's scripted) >Shares my 3 favorite movies (The Thing, Alien, Predator) >Good with children >Knows how to cook
Xavier Moore
Her pussy smells like rotten shrimp.
Hudson Wood
Fuck
William Powell
Fuck it. I dig smelly girls :)
Zachary Hernandez
>caucasian girl, light skin Horrible acne all over her body >long black hair dreadlocks >20-25 years old mentally underdeveloped (but not ill) woman child >Not mentally ill No personality whatsoever >pretty face ugly teeth >thin or skinny fat body thin like an 8 year old boy >not a whore rarely puts out >Enjoys anal vaginal and oral sex The anal in that is she's really into pegging >loves pokemon and is very good at it and overwrites your save >loves to watch wrestling masturbates to JOHN CENA >shares your 3 favorite movies talks excitedly through them about what's happening on screen. Every time. >Good with children ....that she has from a previous relationship. They're black. >Knows how to cook food that you're allergic to or find disgusting.
Xavier Stewart
Fuck me that's good
Blake Campbell
>a grill not really asking for much
Carter Roberts
>a grill Fucks your best friend
Gavin Myers
>implying i have friends
Robert Bailey
fucks your dad
Xavier Rogers
I just want D.VA.
Ryder Garcia
a grill and a necrophiliac? perfect
Henry Baker
>masturbates to JOHN CENA who doesn't?
Oliver Perry
> Caucasian > Black hair > 18-22 > Likes Metal > Skinny - Curvy
Mason Butler
yep. Necrophiliac girl. So you know exactly what you need to do to get into her pants.
Charles Martin
i walked right into that one eh
Jonathan Rivera
Albino Ratty-ass black dye job on an albino 18, still lives with overprotective military father shitty taste in metal that she insists is the only good kind both skinny and curvy: flat as a board, huge gut.
Jacob Green
Fuck me.
Henry Murphy
>Caucasion White trash >Black Hair Buzz cut >18-22 Highschool dropout >Likes Metal Likes shitty scream-o crap >Skinny- Curvy Mosquito bite tits
Austin Torres
Cons-thinks blood on the dance floor is metal
Elijah Anderson
> Caucasian Orange spraytan > Black hair Cornrows > 18-22 No job experience or education > Likes Metal Likes metal > Skinny - Curvy Curves are in the wrong places
Leo Hernandez
Me too user... me too
Jason Hall
>attractive >mildly racist >intellogent >not a normie
Dominic Bell
Likes video games At least a 5/10 That's all
Kayden Torres
chads find her attractive, and she fucks them racist against whites (sjw) corrects your spelling all the time and generally makes you feel like an idiot Legit crazy. Like you fear for your life around this girl.
Brody Baker
>Attractive Smelly BO and pussy >mildly racist Against white people >Intellagent A total buzzkill cunt >Not a normie Autistic
Chase Diaz
>attractive So attractive that no one believes you when you tell them about her >mildly racist Hates your race >intellogent So smart you feel stupid all the time >not a normie Completely socially inept incapable of talking to or making eye contact with strangers
Daniel Ortiz
likes candy crush and thinks that makes her a hardcore gamer 5/10 who cheats on you with 1/10 hideous fucking mutants.
Hudson Flores
I'd still date, I'm super ducking desperate
Jackson Mitchell
>Likes video games is a total "lol gamR girl XD" >5/10 Is painfully unfunny despite trying
Brody Garcia
>Caucasian >Pale >Green eyes >Long, black, curly hair >Round nose tip >Thin lips >Interested in computers and language >No mental health issues >Likes metal >Enjoys vidya games >Doesn't like shitty anime like fucking Naruto >Smart >Not a dogmatic moron >Knows what she wants >Likes learning.
Nolan Mitchell
>100% pure babygirl >21 years old >super qt >virgin >nympho potential >wants to keep me on the chance that i eventually impregnate her >doubtless >immunity to any negative adding
you can't fuck me over. if you try you'll be put on the list. and this fucked thread isn't helping the fact that getting a decent gf to be decent to me is hopeless for me until i inherit several tons of pure gold. im ditching you perverted fucking debauchers after my cock rocks.
Easton Brooks
I wish I could have jess back....
Ethan Robinson
Oh this one is easy. I can take this in one: >knows what she wants Not you.
Connor Ortiz
>asion >early thirties >shares a sense of humor >can cook
Asher Fisher
>qt3.14 >quadruple amputee >blind >deaf >mute
Asher Richardson
>babygirl Diaper fetishist. You have to change her. >21 years old Super excited about alcohol. You've never seen her sober. >super qt And don't all the other guys she's drunk around know it. >Virgin And who says you get to be the one to change that? >Nympho material Addicted to sex once she gets a taste, doesn't matter with who. >Wants you to get her pregnant Or at least wants you to get stuck raising her child, whether you're actually the father or not. >Immunity to any negative adding Pic related
Noah Rogers
Well damn I wish my dream girl was so easy to get Well at least I can fuck one of your dream "grill's" just by going to the nearest Walmart with $100
Connor Evans
>Caucasion Has daddy issues >Pale Sensitive skin, can't be out in the sun >Green eyes Has a lazy eye >Long Black Curly Hair Super frizzy >Round nose tip Fake >Thin lips Always crusty >Interested in computers and language Is an aspie >No mental health issues Just naturally bitchy >Likes Metal Baby Metal >Enjoys vidya games Only likes indie shit >Doesn't like shitty anime Likes shitty teen dramas >Smart A cunt
Aaron Parker
>Actually loves me.
Jacob Rivera
>caucasian or brown skin, not too brown >long, straight hair or curly, either brown or dark >average or small boobs, I don't care >soft, smooth legs >taller than me, I like tall girls >someone I can play vidya with and watch movies with >likes cuddling while we read together >can cook
Honestly I know I'm gonna be called a fag but that's my perfect girl
Elijah White
>Actually loves me. Loves you in a completely platonic way
Brody Scott
>actually loves me like a brother
Sebastian Cox
>cockasian
Nolan Thomas
> Short-ish read hair > Tiny Petite, perky-b cup tits, nice round ass > Tons of tattoos, but all tastefully done > Mentally sound, no addictions, no kids > Low Milage, has some experience in bed, but not much, shares all my fetishes > Shares my hobbys or doesn't mind them, always wants to be involved in what i'm doing, kinda clingy > High Salary Job > Faithful > Clean Freak, exceptional hygine, clear skin and clean hair
Ryder Edwards
>likes metal Likes metal
This one fucking got me
Noah Jenkins
ha! great ,thats exactly (except for the movies) my girlfriend!
Matthew Jenkins
>Asian >Normalfag weight >Black hair but dyes it somthing different every month >Not a whore like most girls i know >Loves video games pokemon, tf2, and anything from the nes to the ps2 >normal sex drive >smokes weed >blue eyes and always happy
Is that in depth enough or do i have to go deeper?
Ayden Brooks
>BBW with no double chin, cankles, massive love handles or fat fingers (moderate, 250-350 lbs) >proper hygiene, meaning bathing once a day, shaving everything (not her head or eyebrows), deodorant, face wash, fresh make up daily (attractive make up), trimmed nails, brushed hair, light and sweet floral perfume, etc. >attractive face, meaning a regular nose, beautiful eyes that are just slightly larger than average, cute pink bow lips and dimples, no eyebags, lush eyelashes, trimmed eyebrows, etc. >fiercely loyal, and loyal to me only. Would never date/sleep/look at anyone else. But not so obsessive that she kills me; I am okay with her keeping me in her basement and shit like that as long as she keeps me well fed and allows me other basic human rights. >Wears cute clothing, specially the tumblr summer clothing. All of the clothing should fit her properly and look decent. Preferred outfits would be thinks like daisy dukes and a white tank top, paired with a sunhat and sunglasses. Perhaps a boho chic bag and summer sandals. >Adorably clumsy, but not so clumsy that she fucks everything up. Just clumsy enough to stutter lightly, smile bashfully and occasionally bump into things. Graceful. >Likes grunge music, specifically Nirvana and Bush. She should also like all of the other bands I enjoy. No boy bands, rap, yodeling, country or pop music. >Clear, white, pale skin with no disease. Soft to the touch. (PART 1)
James Foster
>Self confident. Not arrogant, not ashamed of herself, just happy with the way she feels and looks. >Loves doodling cartoons just as much as I do, and supports my art. She has to be good too. Not better, not worse, but an equal. >Not racist. Period. Not a feminist either. >Kind and gentle personality, sweet and considerate. She must laugh easily and have a cute giggle, have a good sense of humor that I share, hate anyone who tries to touch her or take me away from her. Mildly abusive preferred. >Nice, straight, white teeth. >Must be innocent. Never kissed before, never held hands, never had sex...but she should be willing to learn with my instruction. >Not sweaty. >kinky AF for me and only me. >would never cheat on me. >has never had a girlfriend before, besides me (PART 2. FINAL PART)
Jayden Scott
>at least as attractive as I am >will play video games with me >will watch cartoons with me >basically my clone except female
Oliver Ward
>Asian Ugly asian. Eyes nearly shut 24/7, huge teeth that can't be hidden by her lips, puke yellow, voldemort nose. >Normalfag weight Skinnyfat like a normalfag. Looks skinny in clothing, but has a decent muffintop like regular girls, and tons of cellulite >Black hair but dyes it somthing different every month Horrid colors like garbage green, magenta, strawberry blonde, tomato red. Her hair is also frizzy AF >Not a whore like most girls i know Won't put out. >Loves video games pokemon, tf2, and anything from the nes to the ps2 She loves them, but can't play them for shit. She also doesn't know anything about them, but pretends she does and looks like a retard when discussing the games. >normal sex drive Since she won't put out for you like a whore, she masturbates whenever you're gone instead. >smokes weed Steals all of your lighters, bongs, kush, wrappers, everything. Refuses to give it back and eats like a pig when the munchies kick in >blue eyes and always happy Blue eyes that can barely open. Will laugh at your funeral, your failures, tragedy, etc.
Jeremiah Morris
Fuck, wrong ID
Adam Wright
Go fuck yourself
Tyler Turner
Well. I'd take less, but if it's perfect ...
>caucasian >brown or natural red hair >green eyes >athletic type body. Not skinny. Not curvy. Not fat. >face that looks good with low ammount of make-up. Healthy skin >20-29 y old >Not a whore >loves outdors. So I can go mountain climbing, camping and parashooting with her .... or mountain biking. >loves sports on TV, so we never fight what to watch >be a nice girl to chat to and can discuss many topics, from politics to music to mundane shit >open to try new things in bed. Including anal and oral.
And that's it ....
James Rivera
>Caucasian >Long brown hair >18-25 yrs old >Not too clingy cause i got shit to do sometimes >Loves night ins >Loves rainy days >Would rather go out at night than the daytime if we were to go out >Video games >Can cook me Fajitas >Wants kids in the future >Not a fucking whale. >Not anorexic level skinny >Not fucking psycho >Stoner >Loves to get high and play games >Understanding if I'm going through a rough spot >Isn't too over ambitious (Would rather get a little apartment in the city before we make a house purchase) >Doesn't mind me having friends over and being obnoxious and playing games and shit or partying. >Is ok with sex