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me at the inauguration edition

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happy that trump is president; at some point you have to just stand back and laugh

how long do you reckon he'll last? i think there will be a revolution before the year's out

FUCK IT UP MIKE

anime

It says 'Mr. Dickmunch President' on wiki lol

the salty tears are delicious

>obama is president
>pence is vice president
how did we come to this state of affairs

By who? These lefties opposing him are too pussy to do anything, when the government cuts their welfare they'll all starve out anyway, kek

>mormon choir

u wot

absolutely no way
the people who hate him would never ever pick up a rifle. They've spent the last 20 years voting to remove their rights to own weapons lol.

trump cabinet

>Vice President Mike "Electroshock Your Love of Cock" Pence

are all mormon men bald? wtf

>students are the most upset about trump's election
>students voted the least of any demographic
screeching

that yank capital city genuinely looks a bit wank no word of a lie

Mike "You like the cock? You're in for a shock!" Pence is VP now. Incredible. Long may this continue.

it's a good joke but you've royally cocked up your delivery, mate

Something about this doesn't feel right

The timeline is broken somehow, its like there's something out of place that shouldn't be

I made a thread but it was too late

these SJW types are dead easy right?

they're always shagging about because they're so deeply insecure like all lefties

need a qt gf to cuddle

A lefty revolution would be shut the fuck down in less than a week and give an excuse for Trump to declare martial law. It's in the left's best interest to do nothing.

right outside of the presidenty bits where the white house and all the monuments are, it takes a dramatically poor turn and most of the residents are black

dont care

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What's odd about that?

The point is that if God commanded you to do something, however horrible, you'd do it. Right?

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This is really boring desu

If Pence kills Obama during this dire song does he become president instead of trump?

i know, it feels like im about to wake up from a dream. I can't quite believe it

>the city of manchester

who else /wankat12PEST/ here?

literally as bad as
>CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA!


ffs should just start the ol' "winning team, losing team" chant

Has he taken the oath yet?

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Fucking hell, we are so monumentally fucked. Not even a lefty, would have voted for Trump, but still.

>from sea to shining sea

theyre oceans lol not seas

who else /hoping for last minute jeb surge/

chock full of blacks and gang violence too (the two aren't related though you racist)

>from shart to shining mart

>holding a sign saying stand up to trump
>while sitting down

we're all in here

thats why stock markets rise and even employed thousands of people being not even president yet, you are just a fag, wait i got a little free weed for you

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Just realised the students at my uni probably won't stop going on about this for a long time, their tears will be delicious.

I like it. I've been there twice.

gabe the dog just died, lads

we knew there'd be casualties

i just didn't think they'd happen this fast

rest in peace

They're REALLY easy, but strangely, only really for strong right-wing types. I think it's the daddy issues.

that's what I'm on about you twat, state of you right now

This is dragging on a bit

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here it comes

What's with the fucked up yank flags with weird stars??

its fucking happening

Revolutions are started by nutters willing to die, not annoying students.

>mate is so arse blasted about trump that he's refusing to watch the inauguration
SHRIEKING

here we go lads

>these pakis flipping their shit out because they hate the fact there's christians on /brit/

>brum

not a capital city???????????????

he did it

BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

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When you need to reword your shit and try to force a point, then your strawman hasn't landed.

start wanking NOW lads

Haha he looked bored

so when does he invade poland?

Would you murder a child if God commanded you to?

Yes or no m8.

>Signal the new president by shooting things

fucking yanks

DEUS VULT

DONALD TRUMP IS LITERALLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>12pm EXACTLY
actually quite amazing how they did that

Howling at some of these wikipedia edits lads

katelyn yourself fucking nonce

>those barely audible protester screams in the background as he gets sworn in and there's nothing they can do about it
is there a more direct and extreme form of cuckoldry?

What's that shooting noise

>it actually happened

Can't watch his speech desu, it's going to be so cringy, always is.

>Would you break a Commandment?
Tough call lad.

I'm not sure if I'm impressed or embarrassed that you opted to stick with this strawman though.

shooting

Reckon we should chuck the politicians in the uk in some random ccity in the middle of the country like the Yanks did, see how much they enjoy their offices in central Bradford

me doing a dirty poo lol

Just pumped my fists in the air in happiness

what a great day

Reminder the article is protected

big cannons

he is now

hahaha me too
im so happy, i'm crying man

Sup Forums is going ballistic lads

>this mad fucking paki

cringe

kill yourself

It's a direct order for God, personally to you, do you follow it? Seems like a simple question desu.

BUT BUT BUT HE'S RACIST!!!1

Mike "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence
Mike "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence
Mike "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence
Mike "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "Consider a lobotomy before engaging in sodomy" Pence
Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you will fry" Pence
Mike "After these elections, say goodbye to gay erections" Pence
Mike "Lightning strike the turbo dyke" Pence
Mike "Putting the trans in transistor" Pence
Mike "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence
Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
Mike "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence
Mike "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence
Mike "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence
Mike "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence
Mike "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence
Mike "Repent for all your sin or get some volts again" Pence
Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away or stay for the death ray" Pence
Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence
Mike "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence
Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence
Mike "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Mike "Saving Those Babies from Feminists with Rabies" Pence
Mike "Get your ass pounded, the wire won't be grounded" Pence
Mike "Electrodes for questionable chodes" Pence
Mike "Want some cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "cum on your face? To hell you'll race" Pence
Mike "Disco inferno" Pence
Mike "Take it in the ass and face Zeus's wrath" Pence
Mike "Like to fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
Mike "LGBBQ" Pence

WHY ARE THE GUARDS FORMING

WHATS GOING ON

IS TRUMP SEIZING POWER?

howling,screaming and rolling

So when does he start singing in Elvish?

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE

are you crying, user? would you mind doing it on vocaroo for me?

goy invited to an interview for a 36k job and didn't repky

they kept sending me reminders and asking me when I'm free and I still didn't reply, then they gave me a deadline after which they said they'd leave it and I let it pass and just now they called me to get me over there so I relented and gave them a time.

fucking no clue why they're chasing me like this, there should be a billion people going after this job.

>Seems like a simple question
But that's the thing lad. It's a strawman. You're comparing following a direct order from God to "I don't really want a baby though". Wind your neck in.

End yourselves