/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 1
Nights since last BNM: 3

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

How much do you think The xx paid for their hype package?
Seems like there is a new article every other day.

What's everyone listening to?

chvrches videos on youtube.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

This is the year, folks.

Have they reviewed anything yet with a release date after rtj?

yes.

Too many to just say, huh? Well that's good news. Oh wait I forgot about Eno. Anything besides Eno?

only 2017 release they reviewed so far was eno

Danke

Buncha lazy cunts

I've probably listened to over 50 albums that have come out since rtj

>tfw when no gf

wow, when's the last time a metal album got the top spot?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Krallice 7.9 by Zoe Camp
Uranium Club 7.3 by David Glickman

LITERALLY WHO

Oh wow check out Sherlock over here. Congratulations on your insight.

2.5 weeks for Krallice

What's the fucking point

Why are 99% of p4k reviews 7s and 8s?

according to Sup Forums

when you type like this

it's r e d d i t spacing.

Oh well I've literally posted on reditt maybe 2 days in the last 2,000

Because they're milquetoast

This is my post too Sherlock

it's like school grading: the majority should be getting c's if you're doing it right.

they don't go out of the way to review stuff that they know they're gonna pan (most of the time)