>wake up
>see this
wat do?
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
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poop in basket
make a bowl fo eggs
Go to work, I'm late already.
wake her with my cum
Put it in the laundry machine... Must've forgotten to wash it
yell at her: "Bitch, you broke my laundry basket, that shit is expensive!"
eat
you are a fine gentleman
make wallet out of the ductape
Newfag
put on some matching socs
Have sex with her
>violently shake the basket
>"TELL ME"
>she wakes up, confused, obviously hungover
>"W-what's wrong, user?"
>swing the basket at full force to the side, making her fall out of it
>"FUCKING TELL ME YOU CUNT
>she starts sobbing, obviously confused as fuck
>"I... I don't understand!"
>she's on the verge on crying
>I'm on the verge of beating her to death
>look her straight in the eye
>"why the fuck are my socks mismatched?"
take a picture and post on Sup Forums asking what to do
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Change my uneven sock
Do laundry.
The only answer
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See if she's any good at flying my spaceship
force her to eat a bowl of eggs
neck yourself
I'D FUCKING BURN IT
Throw in to the laundry machine
I'd check my map again. Clearly i'm walking in circles.
any better resolution of OP's pic?
came here to say that
>find random girl in room
>girl knows as much about how she got there as I do.
>hang self
>girl awakens in unknown room
>no idea how she got there
>dead guy hanging from roof
>mess everywhere
>girl is profoundly disturbed and confused the rest of her life
put a blanket on her
slowly try to wake her up
IMMEDIATELY give her clothes so I don't improperly see her naked
tell her is all good she can sleep on my bed if still feeling sick or I can prepare a wonderful coffee with my special cheesecake recipe to cure hangovers and then I can call her a taxi that I will happily pay for and also ONLY IF SHE WANTS she can write my number for whenever she needs somebody to talk with
Won't make her tell me what happened.
Kek
Cover her with a blanket, wake her up with a change of clothes, ask if she needs any help, otherwise send her on her way. After a hearty breakfast, of course.
finally, someone fucking sane
Can some one sauce the vid of this? mirror.co.uk
You are a true human being. Thanks for restoring my faith that our race is not fucked.
put in washing machine.
glad to see there are real mens around even on Sup Forums
This
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>do the laundry
:^)
Turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away
winnrar!!!!!
Nah I'm just terrified of the legal ramifications of this entire hypothetical scenario.
lmao i had no idea someone made this
great until the part of giving your number to her thats entering in her personal space, if she didn't request your number you shouldn't even think in give it to her, understood?
You're a good guy, it's nice.
you seems fishy, reported
>wake her up
>WAYKE WAYKE MISSY, THE LAUNDRY AIN'T GONNA DO ITSELF
>DO IT, NOW
>STOP CRYING, FAGGOT
>IF YOU FINISH, YOU GET A BOWL FULL OF EGGS TO EAT
>and proceed to continue daily routine
Gay, plow her
Push it to the top of the stairs, and have it perched precariously like a bus in a disaster movie.. then sound an airhorn.
scrambled eggs=/=bowl of eggs
Flip the basket and sit on it
That's not very kind.
>kek
That is fuckin freestyle!
Do my whites.
at least he tried
>faggot
Bump
gay
Check for dick
> If yes anal rape
> If no vaginal rape
A thinking man's fetish.
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worry about her posture because that cant be good for your neck
Finger blast her through the holes in the laundry basket
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
well, at least you tried
newfags everywhere...
awwwwwww shit a gamzboi imma catch all the pikymans
Source
kek
Give her some eggs too?
eat pudding or whatever the fuck that is, and play gameboy. duh. thanks mom.
Force her to eat a whole bowl of eggs.
it loolks like a good cake.
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saran wrap top of basket
What happens if she doesn't eat the eggs?
Push the basket toward the nearest set of stairs and then dump her out down them.
>This aint a fuckin game bitch, I got laundry n shit to do.
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LOL XD
Don't worry. She'll eat the eggs.
Buy heavy plastic, saw, lye and a showel.. Cause I aint going down for last nights shenanigans.
Don't worry she will.
And when she's strong enough..
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table tie it shut for keks
story?
Is it bad that I once had this girl on skype? At least she claimed it was her, could have been a liar lol.
Thats a funnel
>Had a girl on skype
>Didnt even mutually masterbate
Whst a fucking faggot
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Eat breakfast. I'm hungry.
This is your boss. You've been working too hard. Take a day off. Oh, and I left something in your laundry basket for you!
Thx boss, i will be a bit late tomorrow, i have to prepare eggs.
I got the reference. Made me chuckle
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Just cum on her.
Then fuck her later of course.
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I start to fluff and fold.
My cock that is.