Guess what I do

Guess what I do.

Suck lots of dicks, from home.

You suck dicks, obviously.

you work for mtv and sing in a semi successful punk band

Blow men.

You write. About sucking dick.

You clearly never do any cleaning

Too busy sucking dicks probably.

Guess what I do Sup Forums

sell sharpies?

Guess again.

Suck cock?

Only on weekends.

buy sharpies?

insurance adjuster

Eat dogshit?

restaurant reviews

Root/Jailbreak phones for kids on craigslist for $20 a pop? You meet at a coffee shop and sit on a couch

Only when I need them.

Attempt to brag on anonymous boards and fail miserably.

use sub-par shitty Lenovo laptops to root your equally shitty phone?

Is that a Jade laptop?
I think you're a private investigator.

Close. iOS bootloader exploitation is much more difficult than jailbreaking. You can do much cooler things with a vulnerable iBoot than with a simple userland jailbreak.

Stop spewing sodium and start learning C nigger.

>Stop spewing sodium and start learning C nigger.
So, you're a programmer, big fucking deal.

kek wait for iOS 10 then come talk shit

what *nix flavor are you running on that old ass PC?

Who shit in your cheerios?

The second stage bootloader is independent of the OS in iOS devices, meaning that it's never really changed in OTA updates and stuff unless a security fix is required.

In the pic I'm using Debian with Gnome. It's what I'm used to.

>Who shit in your cheerios?
Cry bitch, you came here looking for approval, not me.

Can you hack the Pentagon and find out what hit it on 9/11
or can you just make peoples windows 98 shut down when they open internet explorer... er, like a champ?

So... do you craigslist your services and meet at coffee shops?

U mad?

No. I sell my findings to Zerodium and now Apple since they opened a bug bounty program that pays well.

What about the A6 and A7 chipsets? Will iBoot still work?

>hacker
So you're unemployed then

OP here. No, I fuck dogs in the alley for bus fair money. Tourists from Japan tip very well.

That's the logical next guess after hacker.

Sit in coffee shops for hours and don't buy anything

I'm the real OP, this OP is a rough facsimile of the real OP.

Im the real OP, get out imposter

Ahhh shit good for you brah.

Everything from the shitty processors in the first iPhone in 2007 to the A9 out now can run the bootloader. Macs use an iBoot compatible with x86 too, since they were the first to use it.

Yeah, sure. At least I have fun and work from home.

I'm not OP. I wouldn't be caught dead with a wangblows tablet. Actual OP has shit taste and the NSA watches him jerk it.

Fuck you pal, this is MY THREAD!

>Yeah, sure. At least I have fun and work from home.
>"work"
Let me guess, you live with your mom too.

No, I live alone.

Except for your mom, I know

Sharpie in Pooper or STFU

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Guess what I do

stop making OP eat shit with your brutal quips.

samefagging faggot

trying to impress someone at starbucks with your shitty tablet that you only use cartoons on and you miniature laptop that you once thought would change your life but havent used since 2005 as its filled with slowing viruses and popup creating malware

Nigger.

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You're still a faggot then, this guy's alright

I'll twist my ballsack around the clip. Is that good enough? I didn't want to dirty the sharpie too much.

U mad kiddo?

Stay mad.

you looked around the tablet and did not find the RJ45 plug for the cross over cable so you:
>open the nudes in your friends notebook in notepad
>write the bytes down on the paper.
>retype the bytes on the on screen keyboard on your tablets notepad and save as jpeg

>kiddo
That's the rallying call of the loser. You're a attention whore.

>You're a attention whore.
Why else would I put my testicles in a sharpie clip?

Samefag

Are you almost done?

I lost. Damn that was funny

breathing my air, just kill yourself