Civilization Game: Ancient Desert Edition
Rules:
>dubs for action
>trips count as dubs
>action request MUST be in reply to the latest OP post or else it will be ignored
>each game update is 1 day gone by
>try to be realistic
Starting off with:
Soldiers: 0
Guards: 10
Villagers: 15
Leaders: 1
Religious diety: Undeclared
Food: 2000
Wood: 500
Stone: 100
Iron: 300
Farmers: 9
Philosophers: 2
Carpenters: 3
TOTAL POPULATION: 40
Andy Sixx's almighty log of shit is unanimously elected to be the religious diety that everyone worships
40 people, small world I guess.
Have the philosophers fuck the carpenter and make Jesus. Spend the rest of the food on a massive feast because your afterlife is safe now.
Andy Sixxs almighty log of shit is unanimously chosen to be the religipus diety and an altar is built closeby upstream.
Population grows by 5 on each turn
Villagers build more tents
have alligators roam the lake
Make the villagers build a bridge to connect to the other side of the river
Alligators move downstream and settle nearby.
Alligators settle nearby
Man bear pig comes out of nowhere and starts raping people
Build more tents
Have philosophers research hormones and how life is made
Roll
Rolling
Build 3 tents near nearest farm
One villager adopts nazism as a political ideology and challenges the currebt leader
Build a wall to keep 'em gayers away
I roll 4 dis
One villager begins to rape the female villagers before drowning himself in the lake. The raped villagers cause an incline in childbirth.
rolling for this
I wants thiss
Harambe appears and presents himself as God, requests a temple be made in his honor
14 villagers now plus new villagers born in a few months
Rapist results in 20 new villagers plus the 15 from the 5 over each of the three days.
Population is now 70
The carpenters build a zoo to display niggers in their natural habitat
Carpenters build more tents.
The nazi fundamentalist becomes the current leader's deputy
Everyone sepuku
go alligator hunting, get some MEAT
roll
reroll
Each tent is 25 wood.
4 tents are build by order of the leader
ISIS takes over.
discover plant magic, grow trees
roll
Philosophers discover masturbation
Have 25 villagers make axes and chop down 3 trees for more wood
roroll
troll
Job of the carpenters
Go alligator hunting for food.
discover moustaches
The villagers decide to plant trees instead of utilizing the ones all around them.
They plant these new trees next to the Almighty Log of Shit in hopes that it brings fertility to their harvest for many days and nights
make a school so people can get more jobs
make a baby
an archbishop blesses the land and recolors the sand to #c2b280
Use river silt to establish farmland.
alligators eat dead rapist and get taste for human flesh and begin to hunt
another archbishop blesses the land and recolors the river to #696969
roll
rollin
A villager risks and succeeds in "taming" the alligators and he creates a farm
On my phone. Theres no filler tool. Sorry
Roll again
ROLL IT
thats a great river color, dipshit, fucking gray, what the fuck, did your parents not feed you, did you just eat all the crayons then fucking burn your house down whenever they told you to fucking color the motherfucking river in some god damn coloring book you piece of shit faggot go kill yourself
Villagers build a wall to keep alligators away
a living poo emerges from the river
Philosophers teach Christianity to young villagers and create bishops
Rollzong
woah there
Carpenters and Farmers team up to search resources for bombs
rollzinga
adele rolling in the deep
hunt alligators to get meat, use farms to make wheat for dough and use fingernails to create cheese. invent pizza
rolly moly
ROLLLll
rolio
Dark immigrants with big dicks seekrefuge in the village. They worship a different god and most villagers are angry.
Villagers build an arbitrary dam that functions like a wall but doesnt interfere with the flow of fish
Weekly Report
Soldiers: 0
Guards: 10
Villagers: 70
Leaders: 1
Religious diety: Undeclared
Food: 1200
Wood: 400
Stone: 10
Iron: 300
Farmers: 9
Philosophers: 2
Carpenters: 3
TOTAL POPULATION: 95
Roll
establish cthulhu as religious deity, marxism as economic philosophy, teach children existentialism from birth so as to prepare them for the world
Build school.
>Religious diety: Undeclared
what happened to the log
Start wheat farm near water
Alligators go extinct as a result of this magnificient invention but the food specialists are finding alternatives to aligator meat
My apologies, I forgot but Andy Sixx's almoghty log of shit was established as the diety.
I forgot about that part, my bad.
The Almigjty log of shit is at the top of the river btw
Alternatively,
As more people arrive each day, they bring with them their old religous views of Cthulhu and that offers diversity and potential conflict between fundamentals
Soldiers: 0
Guards: 10
Villagers: 75
Leaders: 1
Religious diety: Andy Sixx's Almighty Log of Shit & Cthulhu
Food: 1200
Wood: 400
Stone: 10
Iron: 300
Farmers: 9
Philosophers: 2
Carpenters: 3
TOTAL POPULATION: 100
One of the villagers uses their log of shit as a dildo to fuck her pussy with and has the bacteria from the shit fertilize her egg cells and impregnate her with a retarded human shit baby
Chop trees down for wood
As the villagers frow weary of their wood supply, they chop down trees.
Wood increases to 800
Build more tents with the wood
Op here. This shits dead. Im off to bed.
>80 bumps in
>"this shits dead"
>"Op"
gr8 b8 m8
Villagers commit mass suicide.
Re roll
Re roller
Re roll-up
Re rowl
Erect a statue of a penis made of stone on opposite side of river worshipped causing potential divide in populace and potential increase fertility
Roll
Have public hanging for no reason at all.
're-roll
all villagers eat sand
Villagers decide to build a giant dick out of the tress in the top left corner to help encourage sex in their lands.