Is he dead?

Is he dead?

best I can do is terminally ill

Wait he's terminally ill?

Is that the guy that kept people in his basement that he used as sex slaves?

I don't want him to die :c

His son probs sold him off

I hope so

I fucking hope.
Look at that fuck.

They called their experts

Who's older him or the hand maiden from dark souls 3?

Does anyone know what's gonna come through that door?

no

Not rick harrison.

His son probably pawned him off for $50

Best I can do is 20, old men just are selling right now so it'll sit in the shop for a while

30?

20.9

20.95 AND WE HAVE A DEAL

Rick: Sorry I don't know enough about this let me call in my expert
Expert: hmm hes in rough shape I'd value him at 5 sheckles
Random person: I looked it up on the inter webs and I saw him going for 10,000 SHECKLES!?!
Rick: best I can do is 1 sheckle

WE HAVE A DEAL.

You know at the end of the day I got more money than I came in with so I got a pretty good deal

Yeah he's been dead for years

They just replay old footage to make it seem like he's there

Problem is, the contract for the show is between the three of them and history and it contains a VIP clause that claims if the important people die then the contract is void

Also the deed to the shop is in his name but his wife was on his will so they can't let the authorities know or they'll lose the shop

source: worked there when he died, heard some of the discussion

At the end of the day i can buy OP a new dildo (hope no one figures out that I'm OP)

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