Itt things that make you say "neat"

itt things that make you say "neat"

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we need more threads like this

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plenty there and with sound.

oh shit thanks man

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animals are stupid. literally just soulless computer programs reacting to external stimuli

you're an animal retard.

when i take a shit and only have to wipe once.

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This actually made me panic a little bit.

When the robots decide to kill us they'll be able to make precision cuts.

exactly my point

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yeah, determinism is an interesting topic

How do you not blow your fuckin brains out making tiny ass gears all day?

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Ponte Vergas!

Wow

so fucking alpha

I can fap to dis

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hope it chokes the stupid fucker

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y

Holy fuck.. I am impressed.

They're so fucking badass...

>public boner

LOOOOL I FUCKING LOST IT, THE GUY DANCING AT THE END LMAO

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kek

Guy who used to do this here, not as skilled as it seems: the tool he's using has a switch that locks the wheel at certain angles to make even turns, combined with the use of the big ruler to make spiffy letters :)

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>d-do i fit in yet g-guys

Oh. Well, i WAS impressed...

Not quite "neat" but close enough

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo Dre, I got something to say

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police

Pull your god damn ass over right now
Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?
Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up
Man, fuck this shit
Aight, smartass, I'm taking your black ass to jail!

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Still neat!

are you ok bb

ok that's hilarious

the fuck was that thing

What's going on here?

Who needs to shoot two bullets at once?

Razorfish. So delicious.

Thats fucking beautiful

that fucking hamster aint eating shit

when you shoot someone in the balls

Someone with money to burn

That's the alpha dance at the end

For anyone who doesn't understand what's going on here, he's installing a fuck ton of anti-virus programs all at the same time. And for those who don't know, installing more than 1 anti-virus program is bad because they're built with the idea that they're the only one, and interpret other anti-virus actions as those of a virus, so they tend to fight each other trying to kill each other's processes and quarantining each other's files.

There's something wrong with that cat

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Bunch of NEETS in this thread

Wtf

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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what movie?

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I want to say Serenity? but I'm not sure

Blade Runner

>stupid

compared to what? also "souls" are magical people that exist even when the animal has been destroyed. A concept animals have created.

How could you tell?

Ground boner

seriously, fuck that job.

disgusting. this job should be done by a butcher not a dirty machine

I have tons of them at my cottage beaches
Are they really that good? I fucking love everything seafood but never thought about razorfish seriously

Live stream or it didn't happen

a nice paycheck for handcrafted watches that only rich people can afford.

Why are they being such pricks to the robots?

to show that the robots are robots and have no concept of what being mean is and are just gonna do their jobs

all these years digging with a shovel
so much wasted time

I think it's learning, like that's the way they found how to improve what it's doing

birth of skynet

How do dumbshits like you exist? Do you only watch Transformer movies or something?

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Breakfast

I can't speak for all regions, but in Portugal I've gone and fished them out of the river (albeit with a hook, no salt).

Probably one of the most delicious "crustaceans" (I don't know if that's technically what it is, but close enough) I've eaten.

Also a ton of fun to fish yourself and cook at home. Look up recipes, catch a few and enjoy. You won't regret it.

i think it would be cool

a nice quiet job where you can just sit by yourself and make tiny gears all day

shrek 2

there's something wrong with you

people used to do a lot of that shit by hand

clockwork is old af

Next time I head down, i'll have to do that.
Thanks, user

topkek

the bastard with the stick was a bully in school for sure

He knows what they're going to be capable of in a few years.

best one yet

Cats usually don't care about humans, even less so strangers.