Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
inb4 Ruri doesn't respond.
...
Rumia claimed
Still here
(You Know)
I like that sword I got. Not really a fan of its attack speed, but I'll stick with it
That's the joke
Kaede claim
Cirno claim.
Also:
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Sup Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
Nigga it's as slow as the club
Miho claimed
Mille Petrozza claimed.
still here
>That pic
Disgust.bmp
>At least have some faith.
Well, I don't really have a reason to sleep either.
I'll probably hit the hay in an hour or so.
Drink tea, it could probably help.
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Sup Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
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I thought the same of the speed as well, but the reach and damage are more than worth the trade off.
It seemed slower than the club by a tiny bit
nou
Claiming Felix
so it doesn't mean im wrong
Oh absolutely. Definitely finishing the game with it
You'll live, upgrade it and watch it do sexy damage
Trips confirm
niggers
>Yuuki
>Katana
higher dps> one large damage
what game
exactly
Definitely. Gonna go back and have it upgraded to do mad damage.
Happy?
Dark Souls
>Gravelord sword
>Dat reach
>Dat damage
There ya go
Forgive me, but you disappear quite often.
I honestly wish I could sleep right now. And I've been drinking tea almost all day.
Used some other... methods... but nothing is helping.
Even used my own tips from the past, dark room, quiet room, laying down blah blah blah and nothing is working tonight.
Guess I just need to wait for my body to naturally lose consciousness.
Have you been eating?
Yes stick to your spammy sword so I can parry it
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goteem
ds3? if so are you talking about the first 3 weapons, yea i hear club is best
This is September's meme, isn't it?
GET
Ds1
Yuuki's first time playing souls
Me personally, I go for ultra greatswords
>being able to block Mother's Rosario
kek, keep dreaming kiddo
>>>>>Blocking
Do you take me for some casual?
My wrist is hurting to hell because I had to help my dad move a bookshelf just now
it is their all day, every day meme
they are not going to stop posting it, so might as well post edited versions of it
>being able to block/dodge/avoid Mother's Rosario
DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME CASU-
You know what, I'm not going to say anything, I'll let it be a surprise.
I should just stop now, shouldn't I?
I couldn't deny that.
I guess you'd know about external help in getting sleep more than me, so I hope you get some rest soon enough.
It'll lose consciousness as long as you stop playing Warframe, even though you're doing it right now.
>Have you been eating?
Cheese and bread once during the day, and that was it.
Oh no! Continue!
>Totally not luring you into being one shotted
...
>oneshot Yuuki
I'M WAITING FUCKBOI
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blocking
do you not know what reads are, do you not know speed, and reach. can't even calculate the average velocity of a black tail swallow carrying a coconut
HOLD UP
*Wears red tearstone ring*
*Casts power within*
Okay, lay it on me~
African or European?
african of course, European swallows can't carry that much, what are ya stoopid
>equips Ring of Steel Protection
>charges in
TAKE THIS!
Dads logic.
'Restack the bookcase'
Okay dad.
'You're restacking it wrong'
You told me to restack it.
'I wanted it done a different way'
You didnt say that at all.
'Start it all again this new way I say'
Id make him do it but his knees are fucked and it involves a lot of being down low. And on your knees.
Well, what I mean is that, are they trying to turn it into the next meme?
B/c I only started seeing this gay shit about a week ago.
>Watches health drop low to activate red tearstone
>Poise through everything and parries
>Whip out black knight greataxe
Bye bye~
>Reposts
>Well what is it gesture
Are you a Beta? don't take orders if he will be like that.
2 knee reconstructions. On each knee. Bad back from being in the Navy most of his life. Even worse from gallstones, weight problems and heart problems. Plus hes my actual father, unlike you, you nameless adopted redhead.
yes
gg me
gg no re
claimed she is always watching and willing to blow up police vehicles so you can sneak into strip clubs.
ask him how he wants it done, less hassel
damn gotta suck having to live like that
wew lad, you sure showed him
>no rematch
cheep
it's ok now i know theres someone actually dumber than me other than a sleepy tsunyun
You have no clue about my father, and what's that supposed to mean? i'm just saying he should be somewhat grateful.
It'll be the same result, why even bother
I pretty much HAD to jump on real quick. An alert popped up for an aura mod that I didn't have and if I didn't get it RIGHT NOW who knows when I'd be able to get it next.
A cheese sandwich? That's all you ate today?
You gon die if you don't listen to your doctor and EAT.
And I'll never forgive you if you die.
Nah. I give as good as I get for stuff he can do. Like cleaning up some dishes. Im not gonna do it after being at work all day when hes been at home alone the last 5 hours.
Until I see proof otherwise, everyone on the internet is an adopted, overweight redheaded neckbeard who lives in their parents attic and has never met their real parents. Its how I dont get sucked in to internet dramas involving girls.
Gotta eat more man. Im not one to talk but you still gotta do it.
>implying
ALL FOX, FD, NO ITEMS, 4 STOCK, 8 MINUTES
No problem
Definitely Urta, my waifu forever. Place in hell reserved.
LETS FUCKING GO NIGGA!
it's been happened for at least a year or two (check out the Sup Forums archive), and it gets posted in lots of other threads, too
and you are a african american male.
I'll be rip soon my power is flashing and my back up battery wont last long when it goes.
Finished my placement matches
6 wins, 4 losses
akuma(sf) destroys everyone, but always let them live so they can grow stronger, what im saying is what about a rematch once hes gotten better
where did he say his dad was ungrateful at most implied he was upset
>alert
wew lad lemme tell ya a story
>april fools alert
well that's not bad, is he at least happy most of the time
i just assume everyone is average on the internet, except chan i have the same ideas as you
is fine man, you can still learn, just start taking others advice a bit more often
on what? doesn't sound bad at least its above 50:50
See ya! a shame the two of us didn't talk more.
Alright fine, it'll be fun to see the disappointment in his face
>wave dashes into yuno
>shines
>grabs, throws yuno off map
MISHON COMPREE
Will do
Its still on at the moment. And battery has like 30 mins.
Oh shit.. got kinda rusty here
just saiyan that he should treat him better.
Yang!
Good to know
I like to be surprised so I always imagine the worst.
FEGG
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Ruby!
Ah, you ever play SSBB and possibly any of the mods for it?
you just lost lol
vvv
nice you beat him, if only he could have used falco
sorry if i came off rude, but i was just sayin
ah yes expectaions low, hopes low
Fuug I knew I should of used falco
Nope never played it.
I just heard a chuck of metal hit something.
Overwatch
>felix-user
What's up? How are you?
Really? that's a shame, there is a lot of cool things you can do if you ever wanted to mod it.
Uh oh, You best check on it then.
I'm off to sleep. Good night /waifu/!
I'm off.
Goodnight everyone.
Sleep well
Good night!
>Off to trials of osiris
i'm fine. and not much, i'm just tired,
you been doing anything?
goodnight
yes you should have picked falco or maybe sheik or ics
thats nice, like the game alot or also wanna comp?
I solo comp the placement matches and play with my team after we have all done our placements
>felix-user
>New ARP event in Warships
TIME TO BE AUTISTIC AS FUCK AND GRIND OUT THESE SHIPS!
Night my dude
Im not to into them games. And i did check some shit hit the side of the house and the guys deck next door is all fucked up.