Golden keyboard, yay!
Golden keyboard, yay!
goldmember
my pants
Golden iPhone. I cannot post in this thread however
My bed. My bed would net me like 500,000
My fucking face.
Left knee
Fuck my ass
Golden dick, fuck yeah
my neck
I'm taking a shit and I wipe my ass with my left hand so close call, here. It's my phone though.
my head... I am dead now
at least you wont break your neck as easily as normal people now
well now I can be called "gold face"
Gold library. Suck on this suckeeeeersss. Shit ought to be at least 30-40 kilos.
Golden makeup sponge :/
my weenis too
Litte white bois mad at the full grown golden dick men. We are fucking ur gfs.
I had my hand under my armpit. Does my torso turn to gold?
left leg and mouse
>My face
Fuck me,say goodbye to anything involving my face....
I literally have no face...Cant even breathe, or eat...I'm fucked
my tache is made of gold. this shit is heavy.
welp now I have a golden stress relief hand work-out thing.
golden lappy.. should be able to buy me a new life away from this shit and in to hookers and blow the rest of my life...
Golden mechanical pencil.
Balls of gold...
>The air
Rest in peace guys
I'd sell my left leg and buy a robot leg to become faster and stronger
My sisters pussy
Post your golden tits or GTFO.
My cheek...
Well, I'm dead
Currently leaning against my work building. So... That's a lot of gold. But not mine.
My leg. Fuck it, take it. I'll but a prosthetic and pay off a chunk of my house with the rest.
change your tampon, faggot
500k? for a bed of gold? how fucking gypped would you be
Wall of my house....so my whole house is now gold? Profit
Gold wall I'm fucking rich
My chair...holy shit, im rich now xD
How do you know I'm not just a huge faggot?
Same man were rich
...
Nice! I'll add it to my treasures.
My dick shall be known as the golden noodle doodle!
My pillow
ITT: golden dicks
my mustache
Golden iPad.
Meh. I'll just buy another with my gold.
MUH DICKKK
My desk. Fuck it
my teeth
golden beercan
Golden pubes
My skull
help
My left hand is hanging off of the table that has my computer on it. It is touching the air... Oh fuck
Welp, the whole atmosphere has turned to gold
gg
Golden dick. I'm good with this.
golden face
>phone
Dammit!
>also bed
Guess I can afford a new phone if I have a queen-size amount of gold
>your ass is queen-size
Shut up
Mousepad
that's pretty alright
>King Midas penis
>King Midas keyboard
same
Wow I have a cum filled and cum covered inflatable sex doll. I wonder how much that's worth?
The jacket I have on, was in a very awkward position so it's going to be horrible.
>my floor
I'm rich fuckers.
My head.
>am dead now
golden blanket
Why the fuck are you wearing a jacket in early September, faggot?
I wouldn't mind having a golden macbook air
My phone :(
My left ankle
Massaging my dick through my sweatpants...
>Fucking hope I never get an erection now since it won't fit, golden pants are dope though
It's cold and rainy where I am.
fucking faggot
Do you masturbate to the pictures of the queen?
>gold pants
Stuck sitting forever
...
army surplus canteen cup... not bad.
No, I sleep under cacti after getting blasted on tequila.
My $800 iPhone is now a solid gold brick
Flashlight, keyboard and my table.
(You)
Couldn't you just wear a chain mail glove on that hand, so you could still articulate it but the chances of touching the objects are greatly reduced?
>kek'd
Golden Desk
Goldeneye
lips
chin
tip of nose
muh dick :S
My ring is already gold but thanks anyway OP
>golden macbook air
>macbook air
>macbook
So... You paid >$1000 so everyone at starbucks knows you're a faggot?
Golden bed. Yay!
Golden wrist :(
Phone. Could sell gold and get a better one I guess
left handed? same here
My teacup turns into gold. That's actually not too bad, it might just be a little bit painful when it drops down onto my thighs, which would definitely happen, since a golden teacup would be much heavier than a normal one.
Phone... Wish I was touching a car
God save the queen
golden bowl of chicken? ok. niggers dream come true
Faster and stronger lol, you would be an cripple. Watch less scifi
nah, I don't even go to starsucks, and I got it for less, was in sale
guitar
And the fascist regime
Golden desk :U
Golden cigarette? I can't smoke that...
Through the perilous fight