How drunk is Sup Forums right now?

How drunk is Sup Forums right now?

About 10 shots of peach whiskey, 3 shots of coconut rum. Some other shit. Pretty fucked.

Sadly, stone-cold sober. Can't drink at all this week, due to work.

Drunk off shitty light beer.

Well that's no good. Smonk?

I don't smoke at all. I hate the smell of it.

Well good on you.
How about the devil's grass?

That's what I'm referring to. Tobacco is tolerable, pot ain't.

Ah. Well you;re the most sober person on the site besides the 5 year-olds who reuse 9gag memes on ylyl threads.

On my 20th and final beer. Final because I forgot to buy more. Wife is upstairs waiting to bitch at me when I come to bed. Sometimes I think alcoholism wasn't the best way to go in life.

Not sure if I should be saddened slightly or proud of this....

>forgot to buy more.
Rule 6 of drinking beer: Always buy 70.

Both.

So be it then.

go to bed nick

one energy drink and like 6 shots of vodka. *does pull of 2 more shots* I gotta stop now so im not all shitty at work tomorrow

Well next week, you can make a similar thread, and brag about how drunk you are.

Priorities.

>consecutive dubs

I'm a groggy drunk. I'd be too out of it to do that.

I'm a happy drunk.

I dont work til 4pm so not a biggy. late 2nd shift doesnt help my drinking tendencies

Im really drunk right now.... some knockoff of Captian Morgans rum... woman pirate on the label

Sailor Jerry, bub.

Pics?

Shit man, good luck.

drunker than i should be to do work for the city in a few hours

@702740151
Yes

Def more high than drunk

Sweet, my dude.

7 beers deep and I start a new job tomorrow

Good luck.

I like taking fat bong rips till I pass out, and I enjoy a few beers

Damn, that sounds dank.

Pretty drunk, 2 pitchers and a beer deep.

Rough day.

>Rough Day
Care to elaborate?

Meh just a shitty day, couple of arguments with SO, kind of first world problems you wish the drink away.

I don't drink. I don't like the taste.