Wat do?
Wat do?
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Thats Gabe Newell btw
Run away as fast as you can before he eats you.
Ask for a refund
Dubs and you shout the number '3' continously for 10 mins.
this
>order him 3 drinks
throw your wallet at him
kek
Leave him alone like a decent human being?
>Leave him alone like a decent human being?
>Sup Forums
Reddit is down the hall and to the left.
Kys normie
Time for /mischief/?
Ask for another bendy straw and fire chewed up bits of card at him. When he asks you to stop, deny all knowledge of it.
please prank the shit out of him. that sounds gay as fuck but still. it would be so beautiful. oh and video him
As him to sign your thigh
just sit next to him and keep eating his food until he gives you a release date for half life 3
Just start video recording him and make it obvious you're doing it until he tells you to stop
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this seems doable
block up every exit and start chanting like an autistic child "half life 3", slowly raising in pitch until he agrees to make the game. careful though, mere dinner never satisfies his legendary hunger. you might be on the menu
dead thread?
this
haha yes do this. Make sure to record it too so we get to watch him knock you the fuck out when he gets done with your BS.
I giggled
did Gabe Newell eat you? get the fuck back on, we are all intrigued
gabe tiem
Man, that'd be a great episode of Black Mirror. Gaben locked in a dark room with just a computer, told that the door will unlock once he finishes his magnum opus.
However, every 30 minutes to an hour another autist from Sup Forums is dropped in...
...
OP IS A FAG FOR LEAVING US IN THE DARK!! DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP. PLAY THE GABEN SONG AT FULL VOLUME AND TICKLE HIS CLEAN SHAVEN DUB CHIN
carve the half life symbol on your chest along with the number three and run up crying and bleeding, shouting "YOU DID THIS!"
CONGRATULATE
GABE IS LIFE
GABE IS LOVE
>the half life symbol
Lambda, retard.
masterpiece
this thread really had potential, shame it died
fuck, it was legit too. just traced the image and it checks out. OP you faggot
k
Ok
Shout.. OIII LORD ASS