So what's your secret Sup Forums?

So what's your secret Sup Forums?

I'll start. I easily feel hate and disgust for people, which is common. When this person I dislike likes me, I want to make them feel the same resentment for me as I do for them. I often spout offensive terms, talk behind their backs, betray them only so they hate me as much as I hate them.

>be of some age
>eurofag
>visit Sup Forums
>profit
sick fucking shit all over the place

I found a dead beaver near the river and poked it with a stick

I was 26

being a huge cunt doesn't count as a secret

Humm.. my secret is, I being fucking fucking my ex, she is mi neighbor, yo has a bf and I have Gf, the most couris of the affair is than when we where together we never fuck, literal, she was virgin and she "wasn't prepeared", but, we made a trio with her best friend (girl)... this's fucking cool

I want my current boyfriend to break up with me because I want to find one that will keep me in chastity.
I love this one, but he doesn't share the same interest and I don't have the willpower to do selflock.

My boss tried to fuck me. she sent everyone home for closing except me and began to strip and make advances. I got the fuck out of there because I knew she had had sex with multiple people and her friend confirmed that she had an STD of some kind. I still worked there for three months after that. Havent spoken of it since.

well, i went on omegle video chat recently to check it out. and all i see are guys are jerking off on there so i watched some of them. and next thing i know, now i've started jerking off and letting guys watch too. not sure what to make of that.

when I was twelve I went camping with my family for two weeks. On the second night, I went to the shower house. A guy (probably 45-50) complimented me etc. I ended up sucking his cock every night until we left. My family of course never knew.

Fucking queer

I really can't stand that fucking picture. Bitch ruined that book just to snap a "deep" and artsy picture.

I want to fuck my sister in law so bad. It's my wife's sister. She is super friendly to me but I feel like she dislikes me and is just putting on a front. I want to fuck every single hole on her body.

Not all books are worth the paper they're printed on.

It could be twilight, in which case it's the only good thing on those pages.

It's still one of those artsy hipster bullshit pictures and i fucking hate that shit

don't think so but maybe. kind of a turn on though. they like to check out my asshole too. different group of people from who i typically hang out with that's for sure. haven't seen but three girls on there so far. and they just went by in a flash.

I've helped my past 3 ex gfs to get fucked by a friends dog

My wife told me she has had fantasies of getting double teamed by me and my cousin. And the thought has made me diamonds since then.

I'm male and i want to wear skirts. Not womens' clothes in general, just skirts.

Go to Ireland.

I once helped traffic a human being not even substantial amount of money

What is the probability of having 3 girls that enjoy having sex with animals?

When my wife passes out drunk, I let my friends see her naked body and molest her.

That sounds like it would only work on family guy.

I stumbled upon gay porn when i was 8...and watched my first gore video when i was 10

cuck.

Now you're 12 and post on Sup Forums all day? Wow I'm sorry you turned into such a faggot

Are you now gay and do you enjoy gore??

The first didnt. The other 2 did, though.

Mods

Pics??

not gay and gore disgusts me, but i enjoyed it when i was young, i probably was just curious

*scotland
Retarded americunt

talking about the gore, not about the gay shit

On my little nieces next birthday I will gift her a little quality vibrator and show her how it works.
Then I'll see what happens next.

How did you even approach the subject? Did you just slip in into conversation, hey you wanna get fucked by a dog? Also just from a pure curiosity stand point, how long does a dog last? Like 30 seconds?

How old is she

my wife didnt like it at first either but my buddy's rotty had a big dick that made her cum so shes up for it every now and then

Kys you neckbeard pedobeta faggot

nine
nah life is too much fun

Saged, reported, sanctioned, called the UN, called Interpol, called my governor, called the mayor, called my bank, called the union, called the organization, called the closest Masonic Lodge, called my grama, called Al Gore.

Wtf are you going to do when

-her parents find it
-she rats you out
-you go to prison for being a fucking pedo

Its not worth the risk for me to post sorry. Was fucking amazing though.

Would be worth it
She wouldn't rat me out though

Was just about to post about that, too.

i once posted banana to ylyl

I just joked about it in conversation then brought it back up again a few days later saying I'd looked into it and then showed them videos and stories of how amazing it's meant to be. My first ex didn't like the idea but tried it for me anyway.. she didn't like it afterwards either. The other way loved it.

Varies depending on the dog and the girl. The friends dog I used lasted about 2 minutes of fucking without stopping before knotting up.

I think that's how most times go.. if you can convince them to try they get hooked. My friends dog is huge. Pity she doesn't know why I was so eager to house sit for her and her dog.

Bait/10, you're so hardcore.

Of course she is going to eat you out. She is 9. You should let her have her childhood and not be disgusting. The girl isn't even of breeding age yet and you want to give her a fucking vibrator? Have you molested other children?

I share pics of my daughter and her panties with buds and we JO together.

Rat*

I have a sexual relationship with my daughter. I'm a single dad, she's ten.

So you just sit there and fap while a dog fucks your girl?

They share pics and panties too?

How does she feel about it?

Green text how it started

I have one bud who likes to share, most don't.

greentext the whole story, now

Do yall help each other wank on the panties?

Ok
>Lie and make up b8
>Go to jail if this was real

So your secret is that you don't know English?

No I helped him find the mark and then usually she would sucks my cock as he fucks her.

Only a handful of times usually just watch porn and Jack with her panties/shoes/clothes.

I think she will be getting a lot of fun out of that thing. I know her well, don't worry.
And no, I haven't.

I always love the dirty undies, freshly used is best

I've decided to start self-studying French.

Do you plan on actually molesting her or are you just going to give her a vibrator? Are you going to attempt to fuck her?

Nothing can top this

Pics or GTFO

Yeah they smell like heaven

It is all the same filthy rock so it does not matter.

Trying to convince guys to come over to my house so they can fuck my unconscious sister as I record it.

Started out oh finish wanking needed to clean up. Went bathroom saw a pair. Oh just cleaning up. Smelt them then made me bust a bigger nut.

I'll see what happens.
If she wants me to give her some advice or help her with something, I will. I won't suggest any of that to her though. Penetration I won't do without a good amount of prep anyway.

how old is she?

13

Does she walk around in panties?

You are a horrible person

>go to ireland.
you should go to a school

Yes sometimes less now she's older.

i've been trying to fuck my cousin ever since she got pregnant shit makes me diamonds

Used to sniff and wank to my sister's panties those days.

Gosh it smelled so good. Fresh and clean, lightly musky. Used to inhale it deep. Instant intoxication. wanked bucket loads. she was a young teenager then.

soiled and lightly creamy ones were Never stinky and putting off, like the skanks I knew after that.

sister was my first love anyway.

mid twenties now. I wonder if it still smells and tastes just as amazing. Something tells me it will.

Them getting older suck. New and different panties vs little cotton undies

why tho?
I bet you would have loved a little fleshlight when you were that age.
I remember cutting a hole in my plushie's crotch area, just so i could stick my dick in there.

Sisters are always the best pussies

Tell him not to be a bitch

I used to be a productive, creative person with many outlets and friends. Over the past few years or so, I've become a hollow, depressing shell of my former self due to debilitating anxiety attacks and depression issues. Now the only thing I look forward to these days is drugs/alcohol.

I wish I was a kid again.

Pics?

She still wears briefs and boyshorts I'm sure she'll want thongs soon.

i've shared a video of my wife masturbating with a friend of mine before. i'm kind of hoping that some day he asks to see another one.

Definitely not. And anyway you would ruin her life forever. But that's your choice of course

You're gay man, go try shoving a cucumber up your ass and see how you like it. Fag

Oh Sup Forumsro. Tell me about it.
Preggy sex is a diamond mine

It's not really a secret, but i wish i could enjoy the stupid things that tumblr sjw people enjoy. They all look so happy and have a good time. Then there's us who just cant understand the humor so we call it cringe. No body really cares for you unless you're a cute non binary girl with short hair

you and me both Sup Forumsro

A few months ago i drugged and raped my stepdaughter while her mother was at a confrence - oral and anal so to not get her pregnate, she is 16 and remember nothing im thinking of doing it again.

Uh.
Well.

I loved the used well worn ones, be sitting down getting a nice little view

Alright but like I said, I know her well enough to know she'll like it. You don't have to believe me