/metal/ general: Gay for Johnny Depp edition
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/metal/ general: Gay for Johnny Depp edition
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tfw you play a sick riff but then you listen to it later and you just played a deafheaven intro
why is manowar so supreme
seeing them this friday kek
tfw you write a riff then discover a new band that uses the same riff
poor man's Virgin Steele
mods are asleep
post albums thatAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAorEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because you aren't afraid of yourself
Explain to me why Deafheaven is bad.
more in common with indie rock than metal
Deceased are not death metal.
lol whatever fag
This album is really good holy shit
I FEEL I'M DREAMIN' AGAIN
What does /metal/ think of cattle decap?
I'm more impressed with the keyboards
Then again, I'm a progfag
They have some solid records, but they're mostly mediocre.
Mediocre Grind band that wrote a good Death Metal record then decided to make the same album again but strip it of the parts that made the other one good.
Memeing aside they are putting out some of the best death metal records of our time, I forgive them being a little overproduced just on the quality of their songwriting alone
Josh is one of my all time favourite dm vocalists too
is this meme or actually good
Never post here again
progressive death metal
metal band is socially progressive in that they want all humans to die
tfw you play a sick riff, forget it immediately and can't remember what you did no matter how hard you try.
8 years later and I'm still mad.
My dad just heard me listening to Revenge and he, and I quote, "thought the fucking house was falling down"
It's not a meme, you fucking idiot. It's a solid fucking death metal album filled with tremendous riffs.
Darkthrone's black metal and fake punk albums are memes, lad
Punk albums range from total mediocrity to complete shit, their black metal era is great.
Soulside posting has gone too far
Ive been listening to this all day, its actually good Sup Forums
It's Riffside, my dude.
Is Moonchild the best first track Maiden had on any of their albums?
Prowler is #1
I like it, though I wouldn't say it's as incredible as memers make it out to be.
I'd say it's like a cross between entombed and darkthrone's subsequent unholy trilogy, in that has a swedish death metal sound but an early 90s norwegian black metal vibe or attitude to it.
As much as I love their s/t, and even though prowler has that great solo, Moonchild is probably Bruce's apex.
Can I get some good powerthrash recs?
especially if there are harsh vocals thrown in the mix, would be appreciated
US power scene should do the trick, bands like Agent Steel and Liege Lord.
tfw saw them live and the sound management was fucking awful
Festivals with 30k visitors at 100€s a Ticket can't even get that right, fucking hell...
What are some (at least relatively) big, really well loved bands or albums that you somehow only became a fan of recently that make you wonder where the hell you've been all this time?
I got into pantera only last year, I don't know why they never clicked with me before, but I thoroughly enjoy the fuck out of Cowboys from Hell, Vulgar Display and Southern Trendkill (the latter was the album that got me into them). I've heard some people say they'd never have been shit without dimebag, but I think Phil was a great vocalist and frontman for them.
Pantera is one of those white trash """fun""" bands that are obnoxious and boring as fuck to listen to on your own but if you have couple of friends and you are drinking together then it's the most fun in the world
Phil, during his prime, was fucking great and a force to reckon with.
I've only recently got into Bolt Thrower and they're fucking amazing. Shame about the drummer, but that's life.
Are there any metal bands which sound like Born of Osiris but are actually good?
there are people ITT that don't like Darkthrone's crust/thrash albums
Haven't heard any of them. Where do i start?
i sure hope you guys don't ironically or unironically enjoy black metal if you are over 20 years of age
By skipping them entirely
Circle The Wagons
After The Burial - Rareform (reissue)
Make sure its the reissue, the original production job is abysmal
Deathspell Omega. Only heard about them with the release of Synarchy. Literally have no idea where the FUCK I've been. I fucking love this band and they're already in my top 5 favourite bands even after only listening to them for a couple of months.
Speaking of DsO, what are some bands I should listen to?
Because the bands they're dedicating homages to did it far better then they did. Total Death is good, and one of the rare DT albums I can listen to after their black metal era. Arctic Thunder was solid and a return to their bm era, which I really liked.
"I hope you don't enjoy genres I don't XDDD"
Nice yeah I only got into Bolt Thrower a couple years ago myself. Which album are you digging the most? I think ...For Victory is their best.
Arctic Thunder is the best Darkthrone have been since the 90s.
I love Mercenary, Realm Of Chaos, Mercenary and War Master the most, but I also quite like ...For Victory. They have killer riffs and are one of the fewer bands that keep their quallity so consistent.
I only ever listened to Halmstead for the longest time, which is an album I don't like very much in all honesty. Then one day I just decided to give their other albums a go and ended up really enjoying them. Turns out Kvarforth has a band with Maniac too (Skitliv) that I found out about after I got more into Shining, and that also ended up being really enjoyable for me
Help me /metal/-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Until recently, I wouldn't touch death metal with a 20 foot pole. I tried a few bands here and there, but nothing really clicked. Then one day, I stumbled upon a band by the name of Jungle Rot, and I fucking loved how goddamn groovy they were. But my question is, does really groovy death exist, or is it just these guys?
tfw Agalloch broke up and now theres nothing but salt between Jon and the other three members whenever I hear of them
tfw listening to the Mantle on my way to school as a 13 year old
What a time to be alive.
It's not. People are just pissed because they play Black Metal without looking like your average black metal band, so they just try to justify themselves with shitty excuses.
listening to Agalloch when you were 13
That's a memory I wish I had. I was listening to Trivium and other metalcore garbage when I was 13. Also rap.
Opinions on pic related?
I was listening to Avantasia, like a lot of Avantasia
Agalloch break up made me cry a little to be honest, really loved the band.
I was listening to Linkin Park, and honestly thought they were the best band ever.
I don't even listen to Deafheaven, nor did I listen to Sunbather, but why do black metal fans hate even the slightest out of the norm band? Isn't the purpose of black metal to be completely different?
Fellas, I wanna listen to Napalm Death, where do I start? I know Scum is a must for historical value, but they got quite a number of albums, what would you reccomend?
Start with Scum and go through their discography chornologically.
it's not out yet - anticipating it even though I'm not huge on the more beatdown direction they took on I Am King, preferred the more chaotic hardcore sound they had before
Yes and then a sub-culture was created based on the scene that had developed and then certain people became martially dedicated to preserving it for some reason and now as a result of Deafheaven being Deafheaven you're seeing people shit post about it on a Javanese Wood Carving site
It leaked yesterday, and it's pretty solid. They sound more chaotic on this one, it's almost powerviolence on some tracks.
a fucking banjo
The Anthropocene Extinction is AOTY 2015
NOT FUCKING INTENSE ENOUGH
I WANT TO BE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED WITH INTENSITY
I NEED YOUR SUGGESTIONS
ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS & BRUTALITY
Wormed, Ulcerate, Pyrrhon, The Alkaloid, Portal, Gorguts, Watain
Try some Dying Fetus or Abominable Putridity, they definitely have groove/bounce IMO
I've listened to the leak twice so far. It's pretty good, I'd say 7/10 will listen again. That being said all the leaks I've found are missing the final two tracks.
Absolutely loving the vocals on Enbilulugugal, scathing shit
First one was just an extreme treble overload, beneath the distortion it was nothing special
Third one sounds like p. good black metal
Honestly, I'd say start with one of their most recent albums (Apex Predator or Utilitarian) and work back/jump around from there. They fucking rule and the modern production makes them a slightly easier listen until you're comfortable/familiar with the band.
Check out Sexcrement
Someone else actually likes Enbillulugugal holy fuck dude I did not see that coming.
You'd probably like the black noise genre, give it a shot. I especially rec Gnaw their Tongues (same guy as De Magia Veterum, everything he touches is good desu), Wold's Screech Owl album is fucking something, and also check out Jute Gyte, he does some really amazing things that pretty much no one else is doing, albeit he's not always soul crushingly heavy, give Old Ways and Young Eagle a try.
Also Teitanblood if you aren't already aware of them, and then there's Pissgrave who just go hard and that's about it
I meant to post this image and forgot to
Which Gnaw Their Tongues album do you recommend?
All the Dread Magnificence of Perversity if you want more noise, Eschatological Scatology for a more black metal heavy release, and "Per Flagellum Sanguemque, Tenebras Veneramus" for a more industrial sound
for all slaves a song of false hope is for sure the best thing they've done
It's literally all good dude
metal for this feel?
you might dig this project. i ran into this dude at a show, he'd just gotten back into phoenix after being on the road and he had some tapes and cd-r's he left at the door of the venue. personally it's not my thing, but he seemed like a cool guy.
Thanks for this man, I'm enjoying this. Spooky ambience and atmosphere along with some fucked up black metal sounds mmf
I think it would be a very unfortunate move to call Phil [Anselmo] a poser. He is one of us – meaning he has been in the game for a long time, he is still into metal and he don’t take any crap from no one. People are entitled to like Darkthrone if they play in ABBA for all I care, this is a typical reaction from the “UNDERGROUND METALHEADS”, people that should probably be collecting stamps instead of being into music. ARGH! hahahaha
T E X A S
Would work better if he'd be better at banjo but still good shit, a gimmick but still, one that made me smile this frosty morning
They hate it because it isnt kvlt
new Voices this year
i wonder what the texas "kevin" thrasher is doing right now
Pic related. You can also check out Intrinsic.
Haven't heard this one yet.
liege lord isn't powerthrash
I just got into them a couple of months ago. And I just have to say
R I F F S
What's going on? I'm supposed to see Phil in about 12 hours
what's going on
that image is a year old lad
not recognizing the dimebag/nuclear hellfrost dilemma
Don't be so hard on you user, Shogun and Ascendancy are solid records.
If there's one thing I admire about Linkin Park is that they know how to stay relevant in mainstream after 17 years. When they first appeared they rode that nu metal cock like masters, then they changed to a more alternative/indie rock, after that those fuckers made almost entirely electronic record and, when the original fans were getting tired of their shit, they released another rock/nu metal record and became a top chart almost effortlessly.
be sure to trash all posers, TEXAS STYLE
T E X A S
I dunno, somebody bumped into me at Abbath so I left. True story. He bent my glasses though.
xth for jazz is more metal than metal
shit, i saw this thread the first time i was on Sup Forums
Hell yeah, my dude!
Let's post genres that don't exist for the laughs
Jazz power metal
jazz power metal
Progressive Glam power speed metal
Blackened Cave Dirge
blackened turbo folk
good stuff, bruh.
any japanese power metal band between 1985-2000
How the fuck does Deafheaven sound anything like a Blackened Cave Dirge
Progressive Glam would be interesting.
but we need more of it not just aging nip bands
Literally the first thing that comes to mind.
I want this to happen
Neo-classical rap metal
tfw this song was in Hatred
how is it 'post'? And what's progressive about it? It's pretty trivial metal.
Post as in "Post glam metal for us to enjoy"
Post-Glam come on it's just new wave of tradmetal a genre that we need more of
Happened once in 1996.
lol, excuse me, good sir.
already an established genre but it isn't metal, it's a style of electronic hardcore
neo-classical rap metal
What musical elements characterize it as Glam?
Once somebody posted few bands he named extreme power metal, this one was one of them. Maaaaaybe someone remembers other few, or anything remotely similiar?
There's a fuckton of "extreme" power metal bands, this barely scratches the surface
modern satan's host is the greatest thing to happen to power metal in decades
the Texas Thrasher is still the best meme to come out of /metal/
Still can't believe we shitposted Varg until he became a /pol/ and (((alt-right))) icon
/metal/ is a meme machine, i see /metal/ memes and reaction faces leak out into other boards more than most generals on other boards. there's regular weebgrind and weebslam posters on /v/, /int/, /pol/, /k/ and /a/. the ones on /pol/ and /int/ are always a finn and a leaf.
finn and a leaf
Why am I not surprised?
there's weebgrind posters on metallum's forums now too
Guys what have we done
I guess, vargposting has been around even before /metal/ was a regular occurence though.
I kinda miss the Burzday threads.
is he "our" guy?
funnily enough the burzum shirt is the most homosexual thing in that pic
yeah i still listen to metal
deafheaven, neurosis, the list goes on
maybe he listens to Neoandertals and X Japan though
i love ambient ans cascadian metal
insert directly into the trash
i remember how we shitposted his last.fm into oblivion until he deleted it
good riddance desu
any metal t-shirt for that matter
They don't play black metal.
but then you also have blacklodge, murmuüre and peste noire and stuff like that who are about as or more "different" than Dh
fact: Deafheaven would be universally loved if they were French dudes. Liturgy too, DsO are even more pretentious than HHH after all
DsO are even more pretentious than HHH after all
Isis are more pretentious than HHH though
HHH once called himself a "rapping art shaman" and now I just can't take him seriously, that and his solo work is literally so bad it's funny
Deafheaven sounds nothing like the bands you want them to sound like to prove your point.
HHH is a special specimen of autism.
Is this the video where he gets naked?
I don't have time to watch the whole 40 mins of this right now
*Aaron Turner is more pretentious than HHH
And even he still makes pretty solid sludge now that Isis disbanded. HHH just makes whatever the fuck Liturgy even is anymore.
He makes transcending rap videos about ADHD obviously
And even he still makes pretty solid sludge now that Isis disbanded
did he finally grew a pair of balls and abandoned the nu-male atmosludge gimmick?
you will never be as autistic as HHH
why even live, /metal/?
Why do people legitimately like this album
Sumac and post-reunion Old Man Gloom are heavier and sludgier than Isis ever was
still nu-male sludge
enough blast beats to make my dick hard
Ahhhhh so Beaudeflll
Hair Metal needs to come back...
the black metal at least seems a bit underrated in most discussions outside of Scandinavian stuff but there is stiff competition being flanked by France and Greece
yes it does and good choice
Where Eagles Dare....
The Anthropocene Extinction is my 2nd most scrobbled album. It is a very good record.
no one posts Scarsick
tfw I can't into iron maiden
Artillery - In The Trash
what about CAAAUGHT SOOOMEWHEEEEEREEE INN TIIIIIIIEEEIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEE
Just listened to this, I'm actually really pleasantly surprised, I dare to say that Dan and boys are finally back.
The first and last track are definitely the highlights.
And to user who said it's djent, Reasons is the only remotely djent sounding track.
don't worry you're not missing much,they represent the prog garbage side of metal
This is tasty. I shall check out their discography.
prog garbage side of metal
Dumb pleb blackie
mfw listening to progmetal
Lucifuge is better
what do you guys think of the new Halestorm ep?
Leave pirate metal to Running Wild
Visual kei beats the blackies again the low quality videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-N6clqLvi0
can someone please identify pic related?
I bet you enjoy buttsludge like Down and Acid Bath
was visual kei the japanese equivalent to the norwegian black metal scene
Acid Bath made some good stuff despite being buttrock but Down is irredeemable garbage (still not as downright atrocious as post-metal/atmosludge can be though, that's a whole new level of shitiness)
tfw inteligent enough for post-metal
mfw all sludge metal is either buttrock, proge or atmoshit
Is there a shittier genre?
Aw crap is that Senmuth thread not still up? Well thank you very very much to whoever made it. Excellent find I appreciate your work OP.
Boris/Merzbow - Gensho - Vomitself?
thanks, here's some more meme music to listen to whilst reading my post
All great music pleb
yes, those are all the greatest bands of all time
there is not a better genre than atmosludge, it literally transcends soundwaves
No, djent is still better
Those are pretty good though.
It's fine if you don't like thing. Can't all like the same stuff.
i became gay while listening to this shit
I swear the moment you faggots started memeing TSIB and atmoshit endlessly was when this general turned complete shit beyond return
shit music is easier to meme than good music, that's why everyone has been shitposting about hipster garbage like post-metal and atmoshit (or even black metal in general)
calm down lol
I'll admit I had a hand in forcing the Neurosis "boring" meme. Sometimes I regret it but then I realize that this is the internet and that there's no point in getting mad over other people's opinions.
isis and neurosis are legit interesting bands with their own completely unique sounds. they inspired all the useless copycats.
tfw your glam knowledge gets 50 year old ladies wet but no own age qt
try to learn about post-metal and you'll get all the 14 year old girls at your feet
That's why there has been so much slam and glam posting right
Neurosis, Isis and Cult of Luna are Swans, GYBE and Mogwai of metal
Shit like Pelican and Mouth of the Architect is EITS and GIAA
I will say that there are other interesting bands in the genre but it's all drowned in tha-
beat me to it
How do you rank the lesser big 4 of thrash?
i'm about to give a 0% on TSiB on metallum
wish me luck
glam is a good genre
giving 0% Metallum reviews to acclaimed albums
Is there anything more autistic?
Poseurs and false leave the hall.
it pisses off even more autistic faggots apparently
I mean, it's metallum so that kinda behavior would fit right in.
implying MILFs aren't better anyway
that SMRC review
Holy shit I'm dead
bad good good and good
"Poseurs and false leave the hall."
defending post-metal and black metal
But I'm not the guy who was defending post-metal and black metal you doublenigger
expecting not to be called a poseur when you shit on G L A M
literal metallica clone
I only listened to 5 seconds of a Testament track once
Yeah, except better and more consistent
i enjoy a metallica clone
2015 vs 2017
neo-clas rap metal
Lake Bodom feat. Fred Durst
Still shit taste, impressive
daily reminder that Coroner is top-tier thrash
You seem like a boring person tbqh
Truly thinking man's thrash
sick b8 m8
only on Sup Forums
no doom metal at all
there is literally 0 difference between kektor and cuckroner
is boris any good or is it just weeb shit? i've listened to part of flood but it was too atmo for my taste
nu-male hipster riffless garbage
Both are too good for plebs like you
Go listen to glam you braindead morons
calling anyone a pleb
here's some t(h)rash you should like
Wew lad you are completely clueless
Oh damn, got me lad
i'd rather listen to atmo than glam
sorry for actually knowing what i'm talking about
go back to your anthony fantano for more shit thrash recs as you always do
what about atmoglam the new genre that will happen this year
Go listen to Slayer dumb pleb
posting your identity on Sup Forums
fucking WHY do tripfags do this?
even post 2000 Slayer is 1000 times better than what vektor and coroner could ever hope to be
mentioning slayer in 2017
this is what Gayer fags actually believe
Get a load of this fag
How does this make you feel, /metal?/
like it's the late 90s "welcome to my homepage!" internet era again
caring about critics
The Algorithm and BTBAM is Scruffy approved now
his meme reviews are spot on
scores way too high attributed to mediocre albums
scaruffi doesn't know anything about metal
he calls btbam black metal
He rates most stuff lower than average critic
"average critics" don't know much more than you and me
reinforces the belief that old anus was the only decent place for metal criticism
You mean stuck up elitists that circlejerked the same few OSDM and black metal albums
Is Kiss the Donald Trump of hard rock?
genius is a genre?
sounds like this general
minus the -core, djent and glam posting
are you the clueless core faggot that made the other thread
I'm actaully serious when i glam post
unironically, yes, for having at least attempted to structure their premises on a system that examined metal on a sociohistorical perspective and looking at the songwriting with the due gravitas it may deserve
there is only so much "CHUG CHUG XD BREEEE" culture a person interested in this music can tolerate before anus' perspective becomes more and more valuable
have some respect for the djent ancestor
how did you guys fuck this up this bad
what the fuck are you fags doing?
Get in here
If you are a false do not entry
baka what the fuck is going on
mfw we can't have fun
They fucked up
reset by 30 posts
God damn mods
what the fuck is going here lads
all those deleted threads
Is /metal/ finally dead?
all new threads got deleted
Ok, so we're permabanned untill further notice and /metal/ comes back where it belongs - underground
That's what you get for not appreciating Sabina Classen and Holy Moses
metal for this situation?
Andy LaRocque thread was first, fag
daily reminder that metalcore isn't metal (plus it sucks)
Bull fucking shit I beat it by a minute I checked
machinehead - is there anybody out there?
It sucks but it's metal
well you didn't link it to this thread retard
And this thread only took off because somebody samefagged it with their desktop and phone
Yes I fucking did
so, new thread?
There's still this thread
4 0 0
lol look at how many samefag shitposts got deleted itt
6 6 6
I fucked it in my haste
Can we let this shit general die already
T H I S
u first :^)
last time we tried we only did it to 550-600 if i remember correctly
wew lad let's do it
hes right about coroner. they are the definition of cuck metal.
Come on you fucking faggots
Aint gonna work without the help of /kpop/
not in the mood to spam 2bh sorry lad
back in /metal/'s prime we could shitpost a thread with this album to reach bump limit in 20 minutes
We can easily reach 666 if we actually put in the effort we did back then
that would indeed be epic my good sir!!!! xD
pretty sure half the usual memers got banned
comfy no shitposting new thread when?
make one faggot
o no not again
what did they mean by this?
oh fuck off