Been thinking about forcing a fish to suck my dick

Been thinking about forcing a fish to suck my dick
What kind of fish is best?

your fucked mate

Please don't

Piranha

that one

Small mouth bass

also it won't suck your dick, you'll just be throat fucking it.

Yer mums vagina

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>normies

Can the fish swallow my whole dick?
Also, how to keep the fish alive for about 4 hours?

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this one doesn't count

>someone thought this was a good enough post to waste thier time on

aerated water and a tank

Fuck it in the bathtub

The normie reply was the piranha one. Not to mention yours

>not recognizing copypasta when you see it

Learn to lurk newfag

The Vandelliinae love dicks

Try it with a koi

pike

Why hasn't anyone posted that webm of the dude and the fish yet? Or at least made a Kanye joke?

Here is the thing, the fish is not enjoying it. Your dick would go down its throat into its stomach, it would be trying to barf and breath aroind it, now with something bigger this would be annoying but not fatal, if you fuck its mouth you will be bruising its internal organs. When you grip it you will be bruising its flesh and with its lateral line you will cause it physical distress you literally cannot imagine because you do not have that sensory organ and the salt in your cum will sear its gills in passing.

Seriously, there are other things to fuck, and ways to fuck them that could be better. For both.

What is your atraction?

Blob fish

Sexy

A Guppy should be big enough for your dick.

Are you a doctor or somethin?

ey fgt, wanna roll? I school all the bitches on the streetz of life. I once fought a three armed midget on meth and steroids and knocked that scunner on his arse in 3 seconds flat(that's microwave time dipshit). I ate a bowl of sulphuric acid for breakfast; you think you can phase me? not a chance kid. why don't you got play with your novelty pen and watch the ink drip away from that lady's body cuz you ain't gonna ever gonna see a real woman naked. pfft, get a life faggot before I wreck your shit m8.

tell me more...

I avoid definition for now.

can you live with yourself after you rape a fish?
fucking Sup Forums

fish don't breathe, idiot
they live underwater

Live squid

Mudshark.

Somebody please post the webm where a parasite jumps out of captured fish's mouth because fuck op

They breath water. Gills. Mother fucker.

you can't breathe water, creitn. by splitting oxygen from hydrogen you would basically create a super powerful bomb. also, water would quickly disappear from the planet this way

In your case OP, I would go with a minnow.

That's a huge hand

The fish is small, retard

Blow Fish obviously

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Oh gods, leave the fish alone degenerate.

A puffer fish. Fun for all family.

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>(You)'s bait

>being this retarded

Stunning, tell me more. In your universe where entropy does not exist does it not exist all the time or in patches. Or at random?

define time so we can talk more.

an eel's mouth looks the most like a human vagina compared to other fishes maybe you should try that

Why are you not in the now?

that's an octopus

I'm timeless. I was in the future once, then now whizzed past me and I remain in the past for the rest of this universe's time

What about this little fellow?

woman

Shark or if your dick is as long as mine then an orca

Chasing your tail huh? Thats one way I suppose.

orca is not fish, everyone knows it
it's a bird

lemon shark

Fish: the living fleshlight

I recommend either a candiru fish or an electric eel.

I think piranha gonna be good

great white shark

i loled quite much

oh... ya op reconsider mayb dogs?

fish dont suck

Second to squid, i'm getting arroused.

you are a poor lover then. if you make the right atmosphere, take care about foreplay and show them you really care all the fish will suck you furiously

When you're so desperate to get a blow job you just get a fish

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Kahoot 896659

Gar.

Can't go wrong.

OP trying to orgasm, not getting trans

at least i fuck women, not fish

Asian Carp, please...

>Don't forget pics n webums to document, pai...i mean pleasure

why should i even like women
i'm a magicarp

i dont like how you put that much effort to look through fishes to troll someone,

on the other hand im also not comfortable you offhandly knowing a eels mouth looks like a vagina

you concern me sir

that still makes u wrong, cuz fish dont suck. Your twisted fish perception of sucking makes u think opening and closing your fish mouth on a dick is sucking. Also fish dont even have sex - they just orgasm on the ground independently and thats reproduction

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like two posts before you fucking admitted you never had sex with fish
go get some experience
then come back once you leran what you were missing mr. biology proffessor
meh

Surprised no one has posted the two dudes face fucking the fish

u dont even have a dick, magicarp

i hope this isnt real

oh, u don't realise what I have
what I have could splash you

Not the fag who posted it but yes the goblin shark is real. It lives and hunts in pretty deep water.

Walleye. Soft gummy mouth...

At least you could have them in heat and both parties enjoy.

Burbot of course!
"What now eco warriors? Jorma Vulli makes love to a dying burbot."

hot

normie detected

I meant the pic that was posted
Looks like a toy to me

So, exactly what OP is looking for then?

I never implyed was OC you fucking tards

its called "tail"

Fuck what you like you faggy twat

New fag detected

Pirch, easy to catch, tickling bumps everywhere inside

bruh why u post this on a fishfucking thread

LMFAO