Been thinking about forcing a fish to suck my dick
What kind of fish is best?
Been thinking about forcing a fish to suck my dick
your fucked mate
Please don't
Piranha
that one
Small mouth bass
also it won't suck your dick, you'll just be throat fucking it.
Yer mums vagina
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was going to post
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>normies
Can the fish swallow my whole dick?
Also, how to keep the fish alive for about 4 hours?
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this one doesn't count
>someone thought this was a good enough post to waste thier time on
aerated water and a tank
Fuck it in the bathtub
The normie reply was the piranha one. Not to mention yours
>not recognizing copypasta when you see it
Learn to lurk newfag
The Vandelliinae love dicks
Try it with a koi
pike
Why hasn't anyone posted that webm of the dude and the fish yet? Or at least made a Kanye joke?
Here is the thing, the fish is not enjoying it. Your dick would go down its throat into its stomach, it would be trying to barf and breath aroind it, now with something bigger this would be annoying but not fatal, if you fuck its mouth you will be bruising its internal organs. When you grip it you will be bruising its flesh and with its lateral line you will cause it physical distress you literally cannot imagine because you do not have that sensory organ and the salt in your cum will sear its gills in passing.
Seriously, there are other things to fuck, and ways to fuck them that could be better. For both.
What is your atraction?
Blob fish
Sexy
A Guppy should be big enough for your dick.
Are you a doctor or somethin?
ey fgt, wanna roll? I school all the bitches on the streetz of life. I once fought a three armed midget on meth and steroids and knocked that scunner on his arse in 3 seconds flat(that's microwave time dipshit). I ate a bowl of sulphuric acid for breakfast; you think you can phase me? not a chance kid. why don't you got play with your novelty pen and watch the ink drip away from that lady's body cuz you ain't gonna ever gonna see a real woman naked. pfft, get a life faggot before I wreck your shit m8.
tell me more...
I avoid definition for now.
can you live with yourself after you rape a fish?
fucking Sup Forums
fish don't breathe, idiot
they live underwater
Live squid
Mudshark.
Somebody please post the webm where a parasite jumps out of captured fish's mouth because fuck op
They breath water. Gills. Mother fucker.
you can't breathe water, creitn. by splitting oxygen from hydrogen you would basically create a super powerful bomb. also, water would quickly disappear from the planet this way
In your case OP, I would go with a minnow.
That's a huge hand
The fish is small, retard
Blow Fish obviously
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Oh gods, leave the fish alone degenerate.
A puffer fish. Fun for all family.
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>(You)'s bait
>being this retarded
Stunning, tell me more. In your universe where entropy does not exist does it not exist all the time or in patches. Or at random?
define time so we can talk more.
an eel's mouth looks the most like a human vagina compared to other fishes maybe you should try that
Why are you not in the now?
that's an octopus
I'm timeless. I was in the future once, then now whizzed past me and I remain in the past for the rest of this universe's time
What about this little fellow?
woman
Shark or if your dick is as long as mine then an orca
Chasing your tail huh? Thats one way I suppose.
orca is not fish, everyone knows it
it's a bird
lemon shark
Fish: the living fleshlight
I recommend either a candiru fish or an electric eel.
I think piranha gonna be good
great white shark
i loled quite much
oh... ya op reconsider mayb dogs?
fish dont suck
Second to squid, i'm getting arroused.
you are a poor lover then. if you make the right atmosphere, take care about foreplay and show them you really care all the fish will suck you furiously
When you're so desperate to get a blow job you just get a fish
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Kahoot 896659
Gar.
Can't go wrong.
OP trying to orgasm, not getting trans
at least i fuck women, not fish
Asian Carp, please...
>Don't forget pics n webums to document, pai...i mean pleasure
why should i even like women
i'm a magicarp
i dont like how you put that much effort to look through fishes to troll someone,
on the other hand im also not comfortable you offhandly knowing a eels mouth looks like a vagina
you concern me sir
that still makes u wrong, cuz fish dont suck. Your twisted fish perception of sucking makes u think opening and closing your fish mouth on a dick is sucking. Also fish dont even have sex - they just orgasm on the ground independently and thats reproduction
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like two posts before you fucking admitted you never had sex with fish
go get some experience
then come back once you leran what you were missing mr. biology proffessor
meh
Surprised no one has posted the two dudes face fucking the fish
u dont even have a dick, magicarp
i hope this isnt real
oh, u don't realise what I have
what I have could splash you
Not the fag who posted it but yes the goblin shark is real. It lives and hunts in pretty deep water.
Walleye. Soft gummy mouth...
At least you could have them in heat and both parties enjoy.
Burbot of course!
"What now eco warriors? Jorma Vulli makes love to a dying burbot."
hot
normie detected
I meant the pic that was posted
Looks like a toy to me
So, exactly what OP is looking for then?
I never implyed was OC you fucking tards
its called "tail"
Fuck what you like you faggy twat
New fag detected
Pirch, easy to catch, tickling bumps everywhere inside
bruh why u post this on a fishfucking thread
LMFAO