/cum/

"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." Edition

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youtu.be/fb-hAxlGNZU
theindychannel.com/news/local-news/two-students-suspected-of-intentionally-starting-fire-at-tippecanoe-co-high-school
chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-celebgate-hacking-scandal-sentencing-met-20170123-story.html
youtu.be/ai8lIwlSvRc
news9.com/story/34230235/police-missing-norman-toddler-found-safe
youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA
calgaryherald.com/news/crime/woman-assaulted-after-stopping-to-offer-roadside-help-on-highway-1
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/balmy-edmonton-weather-nearly-breaks-record-1.3942146
google.com/amp/wfla.com/2017/01/20/pasco-students-watch-president-trump-inauguration/amp/?client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

HE
WILL NOT
DIVIDE
US

YOU CANT IGNORE HIS GIRTH

MANIME

...

first for being on record for her

...

first for trump is an illegitimate president

>mfw boyfriend blows me kisses

Cascadia when lads?

>no lupin
laughable image

>Best guess for this image:
>tree

It's really nice that since losing the election Clinton has dedicated her time to cleaning up the inner cities.

how fucking cheap are scrooge mcduck smoking darts lmao

ERADICATE HIPSTERS

An olive tree, he's greek

Your bf just blows me lol

pls let me move here

i'll blow you something thats better than a kiss

d-delet

No time soon, friendo.

Don't mind me just drinking some RC Cola

I just googled manime. Honestly Bebop is the only anime I've ever enjoyed.

Pls do

Drumpf is going to firebomb Portland and Seattle so make sure you get your Starbucks while it lasts

I'll blow your penis

lotsa butthurt trump haters in these threads

Why is /cum/ so fucking gay, leftist and degenerate? Endless posts about lefty drivel, cocksucking and drug taking. You people need Jesus.

My second favorite coke is RC Cola

>finally a place where I can be a manchild in peace!

mt rainier will firebomb us first

ps I don't like coffee

Russia hacked my marriage by making me have that gay experience with the gardener.

>You need Jesus
I sure do love brown boys...

>I don't like coffee
Out

you live in a scary place

Iroquois made me like Canada so I will stop talking shit about them.

the name of the thread is literally "cum" what do you expect

>gardener
Did he pollinate our flower? Did he plough some seeds?

STOP posting this image

Jesus died for my sins, that's why I'm free to take as much dick as I can fit

>I don't like coffee
OUT OUT OUT

I hate it here

if you see a "Florida Man" story you can bet it was from the Tampa-St. Pete-Sarasota metropolitan area

:^)

Glad you could join us Turkey

shitlibs thrown off a plane for autistic screeching at a trump supporter

youtu.be/fb-hAxlGNZU

lolberterians


this is a a safe place

I'm sure you guys like your coffee black, just like how you like your men

Such a beautiful picture

>I don't like coffee

post some local/semi-local news from your neck of the woods cum

bonus points for the most interesting and the most dull

theindychannel.com/news/local-news/two-students-suspected-of-intentionally-starting-fire-at-tippecanoe-co-high-school

For me, it's a Tim Horton's Double Double

>LA Times was one of the few major publications that predicted a Trump victory

Feels lol

Did they shoot him first?

I do like my coffee black

I don't fuck darkies

A few chink restaurants in my town were shut down for human trafficking. I think they only arrested one guy and the restaurants were open by the next week

1 milk

I like tea black though

>clapping
>USA USA

lmao what a couple of pussies

>you can bet it was from the Tampa-St. Pete-Sarasota metropolitan area
He's not fucking kidding either lmao

weird there were like 3 asian places that all closed for like 2 weeks and then re-opened again

most people think it was something to do with money laundering

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-celebgate-hacking-scandal-sentencing-met-20170123-story.html

instead of dull, I'm veering towards elevancy to this site

Reminder that this man predicted Trump's victory almost a quarter century ago

Still honestly one of my favorite songs
youtu.be/ai8lIwlSvRc

I'm depressed

>most people think it was something to do with money laundering
Was it? I kept hearing human trafficking so I assumed that's what the news said

news9.com/story/34230235/police-missing-norman-toddler-found-safe

>kid goes missing
>three hours later they find him

classic local news

Honestly if you don't love America you shouldn't be allowed to vote or own property. In fact you should be inslaved.

>t. normie

Lol just be happy

this is one of my all time favorite songs too
>youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA

all the cool kids are

70323305
>lads
>fagscadia
Yep, adds up.
Kys.

>inslaved
This is why I hate America desu

Voting for Bernie next time so that he can fix our educational system :((((((((

You aren't getting enough sun

That song still makes my dick hard. That whole movie was filled with good music

>socialism fixes thing

End yourself

>inslaved

>right wing education

>1 comment
>"glad they found him"

how fucking quaint

i love small cities so much if only there was something to do

calgaryherald.com/news/crime/woman-assaulted-after-stopping-to-offer-roadside-help-on-highway-1
wowsers

There, there.

hurr durr

and top cuties

Sorry inslayved

Umm, Europe has the best test scores in the WORLD sweetie :)

is this what websites look like in canada?

cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/balmy-edmonton-weather-nearly-breaks-record-1.3942146
it's warm out boys
>be calgarian
>get assaulted

Fuck america, I'm making the nation of comfytopia

You will all be my slaves and work your hardest to make me maximum comfy

*inslaves all the socialists*

*posts controversial political opinion*

Hehe, zing

>Canadian web developers

wait nvm i just had to refresh a few times

only in the caliphate of calgarby's

enable javascript or some shit i dunno

>first nations
reserve is so close to the fucking city
at least yours is kinda far away

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

google.com/amp/wfla.com/2017/01/20/pasco-students-watch-president-trump-inauguration/amp/?client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us
>a lot of these kids voted
>2017
lmao

>tfw my mum is going to die before my dad
>I have less time to impress the parent I want to impress

>inslaved
Holy fuck, kys.

>mum is going to die before my dad
why

Indeed

>calgarby'sians in charge of last names

>millennials
>voting
lol

just give her that good dick