Elsa Dream Jean edition
/brit/
nose too fat
hair too bleached
oi thailad
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I love her nose it makes her v qt
hair not bleached enough
should be nearing a white/grey colour
i wish modelling didn't exist so porn girls would be prettier
you forgot to update kev's age, he's 32 now
i will remind you of this every year until one of us dies
the gf has never seen a penis
think a lot of girls in porn are failed models or actors.
Was on one of my usual Chipotle runs tonight when the unthinkable happened. Upon entering the restaurant I noticed that there was a line of people stretching around the restaurant. There were a few attractive girls in front of me, and a group of them behind me. I wasn't really nervous though. Even though I wasn't looking back, I got an odd vibe from the ones (or maybe just one idk) behind me. It felt like they were extremely close and one even brushed up agianst me at one piont.
I finally get to the point where I am ready to order. At this point I notice one of the girls behind me that was the closet, cute, attractive blonde, couple years younger than me, maybe 18-19, as she was practically right beside me. She was so close that it was starting to make me slightly uncomfortable, she was literally almost touching me. So I start ordering, and I get to the piont where I ask for fajita vegetables on my bowl, the girl behind the counter very loudly and audibly says "we're out of those tonight". Immediatly after she says this, the blonde beside practically turns into me and asks "What are they out of?" With a slight smile and a strange look in her eye. Now, I've spoken about the usual looks of disgust I get , but this was very different. Maybe it was just normal since I'm used to being looked at like a monster by attractive women, but I don't know. Maybe she was playing some sort of joke or something. What I do know is that it took me off guard BIG time. I immediatly went full autistic and muttered "the fajita vegetables" while not really looking at her. She turned and said something to her friend, but I didn't really hear as I was nervous and just focused on getting out at that point. I got my ass out of there quick.
Fuck off, she's a nigger lover
oh thanks..
I can make it do it automatically or would you prefer to remind me?
yeah failed because they're not as pretty
would prefer to remind you
okay, it's updated, see you next year! x
she just thinks black guys have 3 legs
she's with the right lad if she wants to maintain that record
I think I've fallen in platonic love with a man.
it's not gay unless we fuck, right?
its one gay if your lips touch
Love is gay.
Sex is power play.
>just arch your back more bro
>you need to arch your back more, bro
ftfy
BIG GUYS FOR US
income tax is theft
most are
they have delusions of grandeur about being a hollywood star and they move out to california with essentially nothing and soon they need money
income tax led to our alcohol prohibition since they no longer relied on the sales tax of booze
THAILAAAAAAAAAAD
too slow
GOING 2 SLOW
Listening to 90s trance, making a full english breakfast lads. Feel like today is going to be based.
heading into work now making coin while you loser neets stay home
>when you accidentally your whole economic future in Asia
lol woops
But lad, I work nights, and have 2 weeks off.
Enjoy heading into work while I spend my 2 weeks off chilling.
hey lad at least you have money to pay for prozzies
having some haribo
>paying for prozzies
what a degenerate melt thing to do.
even though I strongly supported Trump I'm having TONS of fun making fun of him, and likely will continue to do so.
this is Bush era gold but better.
>>paying for prozzies
>what a degenerate melt thing to do.
back in my day we called girls who were one of the lads, tomboys or 'one of the lads'.
>tfw the ladettes of my gen are still happy to be considered girls.
The future fucking scares me.
>falling for the memes
友谊与美国结束
中华人民共和国现在是我的朋友
user Y Mouse - 24 - M - 3.4 kms from you
Looking for a quick (you) ;)
If you're under 6ft don't both replying
Omelette?
was going to give that lad a (You) but I'm only 5'7
morning
'ning
Same, yearning to give some (You)s for real
got a doctor appointment tomorrow
haven't gone in 5 years
probably have lymphatic cancer or something crazy considering my luck
at least I'll die pure
Even Sup Forums knows I wear the 'wee fanny' starter pack.
wanted to wank this morning but now the tradesman is here reeeeeeeeeee
Looks like a fried vomit
have literally not been to the doctors since I was like 4 or something
bit nippy innit
>democucks approved pompeo
the resistance and stand for human rights and civil liberties lasted three fucking days before liberals bent over for trump
nice healthcare system lads. You probably booked 20 years ago and now just getting in
>tfw 177cm
why would go to the doctors unless we need to?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
PLEASE WELCOME, YOUR NEW PRESIDENT.
PORCERLAIN J. BOGFART OF THE UNITED SHARTS
*NATIONAL ANTHEM BEGINS TO PLAY WITH FARTS AT THE DROPS*
*AMERICANS SHART IN UNISON*
Get into the local GP on the same day if I book in the morning 2bh
only 3 years you stupid yank
this is just a checkup, I need bloodwork so that'll probably take a few more years at least to get through.
out in the bush
>Donald Trump Signs Anti-Abortion Executive Order
madman
woah
having a merry old time
you can literally walk into my local gp and be seen
Looks like your mother can't abort you now eh
Same here lad.
>tfw have to wait 30 minutes over my apointment time though.
Fucking old grannies and their 400 questions because they feel hot (while refusing to take off their thick as fuck winter jaisket.
Top lad. Unless it's a rape or financial a woman shouldn't get to kill her kid.
president Toilet Bog Fart
Finally lost to someone off /brit/
Well played m8
Would like to know what all the rabid feminists I knew in uni would make of this. Seen a few posting about muh white men when they live in areas that are 99% white.
Eh you can do that here but then you're at the mercy of their prior bookings, easier to call ahead and walk straight in
that was a good chess match
HAHAHAH
LOSERRRRR LOSERRRR
just now realizing pinterest is 100 times better than google images
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yeah what else are they gonna complain about
You're fucking shite you are mate
Made a gimmick, didn't get any replies
Bit down
was a good game
have you beaten thailad before?
Wowe that's one big shart
the images are always shit quality and nearly impossible to source
I though Sam Hyde was pro-trump?
wtf
were my chat messages not sending then?
Was that even thailad?
Haven't played him before regardless
nan's bf died again lads :\
>this is what yanks have been conditioned to believe
No i havent spacka
no it was me
i've played him a few times, he's pretty decent
They weren't mate
Be back in a bit
would quite like a FtM gf
again?
Why are the trump protesters (rioters) all like "fuk da police mane"?
Like, yeah, cool just burn and smash up property and buildings. No problem.
>kill her kid
pretend i wasn't too lazy to hat this
>
>M
>g
{Him}
Dreamt that I kicked a neo-nazi in the face on the beach
>Australia will attempt to salvage what is left of the moribund Trans-Pacific Partnership after US President Donald Trump used his first full day of business to formally withdraw from the free trade deal, as he had long promised.
based malcolm is at it again lads
reckon I could smash at least two dozen or more of their faces in with a bat before they swarmed and took me down.
bit gay