/alri lads/

aka /brit/ edition

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>fucking with the subject line

kys

el colombiANO

why can't JFs just make normal threads for normal people

Feeling a bit down lately so I sent a letter to the NHS telling them to send a clown round mine
still haven't heard anything
saw a diabetic guy shooting up insulin on a bench in town the other day though, bet he didn't have to wait around so long for that, fucking mooch

Saw a fat person today
cunt was in the morgue, it rocked my socks

someone make a real new

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get FUCKED, there's no way the politicians will vote for this suicide. It'll be a bipartisan vote against brexit so everyone takes blame equally and May will get to look like she tried her hardest.

Unbelievable, saw a guy in full rugby kit on a pair of NHS crutches the other day, he clearly did that injury to himself! Why does he deserve special treatment?!
In other news, still no sign of the stickerbook I need to curb my crippling depression
state of this country, I swear

Fatty internet defense force is out today
How many of you lads are disgusting obese drains on society then?

honest to god want to spunk in teresa may's dead arsehole

make a real thread

What rank is your area lads?

moneysupermarket.com/home-insurance/burglary-hotspots/

make a fake thread

What is it with fat people and always looking for a short cut to health? Fucking lazy pricks
*orders mind-altering pills because I feel a bit down in the mornings*

>eat 10,000 calories a day
>running on the treadmill for half an hour weekly
>still not losing any weight
Where am I going wrong lads?

real new

2%

Houses in your postcode district, ****, have a 0.925% chance of being burgled.

Out of the 2,195 UK postcode areas, it is the 1,300th most likely to put in a home insurance claim for burglary

>tfw wanna exercise but can't since after lifting weights couple days ago I can't stretch my arms out

This lad is honestly whining about having to pay at most a little over 200 pounds for literally any dental treatment he needs

howling, absolute bottom feeding runt

They're DOMS, they go away with time, you just have to keep at it user

>socialism confuses the desert yank

CULOmbiANO

No, i'm complaing that fat people suck money out of other peoples wallets to get their own treatment, when they could just put down the fucking fork
Are you fat or something desert trash? you're white knighting the obese cause pretty strong here

No, i'm complaing that sad people suck money out of other peoples wallets to get their own funny pills, when they could just go for a fucking walk

THE OTHER /BRIT/ THREAD IS LAUGHING AT US

Which one are we in????

Ffs I hate thread wars

I didn't though, I payed (2 times when I was 18) out of my own money
I haven't used mental health medication in years because it's fucking shit, just like with obesity all it took me was willpower
Fatties have no willpower though, because they are the lowest common denominator, truly the bottom of the barrel scum

...

>posted something in a thread me and all my other friends post in
>he says "You'll just shitpost wildly at anyone, won't you user?"
>"That's all you do."
He just wanted to start shit for no reason, god I hate him so fucking much.
Fuck you, Q.

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>Then why are there so many fat dole dossers who just sit around munching their faces all day?

because carbs are very very cheap
also VAT is a thing

in addition, poor fat people make a tiny minority of actual fat people

Please dont try and tell me it's too expensive to eat healthy
It's the single most stupid excuse i've ever heard from fat people, it makes them disgust me that whole lot more

Those speed bumps are a fucking joke. If anything they slow you down.

>thread split at high noon

not a fan

>Please dont try and tell me it's too expensive to eat healthy
I'm not saying that you absolute imbecile

poor fat people are lazy
pre-packaged junk is a lot easier and convenient for them
and it doesn't help that such foods are so prevalent in our society

crisps
chips
bread
pastry
confectionary

absolute junk that the body doesn't need
but it does satisfy hunger easily without much effort or cost

when did it become cool to be nonwhite?

>posting on Sup Forums with your friends

hmmmm

you're in the wrong thread you fucking idiots. this isn't even /brit/

>poor fat people are lazy
Which is my entire point
So why should we pay for them to do nothing, and then pay for their inevitable healthcare bills if they're not willing to do anything themselves?

>poor sad people are lazy
Which is my entire point
So why should we pay for them to do nothing, and then pay for their inevitable anti-depressants if they're not willing to do anything themselves?

Fuck depressed losers who wont do anything, they shouldn't get free healthcare either, i've already said that you fucking mongaloid

Depression is an actual mental illness

>being sad is so a mental illness, gib free drugs pls

I know nigger, have you been following our autistic argument, I even admitted to have suffered from it
It doesn't change my viewpoint that it should be payed for by everyone for the few

>typing nigger on the Internet when you wouldn't dare say it IRL

I don't live around any black people at all, so yeah I frequently say nigger without issue, nigger

Big man, wish I was as cool as you