bf ed.
Previously: .
/brit/
first for gay is not okay
r.i.p. breggsit
There is literally nothing wrong with cut dicks
Anteaters BTFO
Electrocute away the gay
>that runt from the last thread who didnt even understand why junior doctors were striking, let alone why they are valuable
only just summoned up the will to disdain him, that's how disdainful i am
made coffee and it tasted horrible
have to make another batch
the old 'itis invited me to a get together at her gaff
not sure if I should go
shoutouts to shoutouts
Rasheed.
alri lads, thailad here, just wanna let you know that I'm a HUGE bender haha xx
Shift starts in an hour and a half lads.
Might just kill myself
eeer
eeeeeeeer
eeer.... eeerr..... roo... hmm
>gonna wait until he's gone to claim victory, that way I can't be disputed
can Tom Hardy only do 2 voices
Perfect brew every time
*Sip*
Ahhh
haha alri
wasn't a fan anyway desu. probably for the best they've cancelled it
I just remembered that when me and my sister were kids, I asked her "is it true that girls don't fart?"
and she said "yes"
and today she's farting away in the bathroom
lovely
fair
fuck im bored
beautiful day outside too.
wish i had friends to enjoy it with
hello london
if they love cock, give em a shock
manlets eh?
Tom Hardy is really bad at accents (and acting too)
why do people from Nolam movies always stick together
youre the guy who shares a bedroom with his neet sister aren't you
pics
haha
yeah
hmm post a gook so i know it's you for sure
>still can't explain why they are striking
:cryinglaugh:
the gf farts in her sleep
kinda gross desu
haha
how do you find that?
the schizophrenic?
the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a hot stinking shit every day.
Ugly day outside lads
Glad I have no friends to mope about it
REALLY dislike seeing women's bloody pads in public bathroom bins
I know, I watch her
>every day
virgin
alri ribena
>he doesn't have a Jura coffee machine
lol... oh dear...
mine too. sometimes really loud ones too
not attractive desu
healthy people poo every day.
You seen that film where he's the property developer in the car?
He's actually meant to be doing a welsh accent in that film.
youtube.com
He changes from Welsh to Irish to Scottish to South African in the same sentence sometimes.
It's a laugh
Would batter piers Morgan irl
how old are you both?
do you browse the chon in her view?
is she an abnormie?
>not giving them a cheeky sniff
just sold 1k worth of shares so I can buy video games
i've seen three articles today about how "parliament has stopped brexit" etc etc
is it true
Some weirdo is dancing around on hewillnotdivide.us
great film though
Schizophrenics see the world as it really is
What the fuck? Isn't that illegal
people don't poo daily?
fake news
...
virgin
why would you see that?
>iceland has gender neutral bathrooms
>Schizophrenics see the world as it really is
people with shit digestive systems dont
*stares out the window longingly and sighs*
oh what i would do to go back to those wonderful days when there was only one thailand poster
do you charge your willy in her port?
>virgin
Virgin
Post smell
You truly are the wisest wizard cat
Ah, I see. Thank you user. This would be good protocol to follow if your primary goal is being muscular or keeping to a weight class for martial arts, but I don't mind being a skinny streak of piss as long as I can climb harder.
>drinking poo water
lol
this propaganda is getting out of control
someone needs to do something
you clearly only read the headlines
fucking dumb yanks I swear
Just because I pretended to be stupid doesn't mean i am
How many fucking threads do you cunts burn through in a 24 hour period?
i'm torn between being informed and not wanting to give these shitty clickbait articles any traffic
need a model gf
Nonce
just woke up from my 18 hour drink and drugs sesh
feel like a new man but I've got a bit of alcohol left so I might finish it before starting my rebirth
once when i was on holiday in france i had to take a shit and the mens stall was closed for repairs
>went in to womans stall
>2 cubicles, one has tampons and literal shit festooned around the seat and in the little bin next to it
>the other is marginally better
>sit down
>massive, messy shit
>not much toilet paper but a bit
>pull on the toilet paper, not coming out
>pull harder, the holder falls off the wall, and someone's used, bloody, sticky tampon they shoved up it comes loose and sticks to my leg
>begin wretching
>peel bloody tampon off my leg and throw it into the bin
>no toilet paper to wipe sticky white and bloody tampon mucus off my leg, gagging intensifies
>no toilet paper to wipe my arse
>open my wallet and use old receipts and train tickets to clean my leg and arse as best as I can
>not enough
>ended up using three €5 notes to wipe my arse
>exited the stall pale and sweaty and disgusted
>went straight into the sea for a swim and a wash
fucking hell women are disgusting
The man who doesn't read a newspaper is uninformed, the man who does is misinformed
friendship ended with thailad
is my best friend now
Most bathrooms aren't, just some single bathroom ones
The pads are often placed very conspicuously with the chunky blood clearly visible. It must be some form of feminist protest or something
>ISIS are evil, they behead people and commit war crimes, wipe them out!
Meanwhile, British soldiers in Malaya...
>tfw gonna play mass effect series then watch lotr/Harry potter movies before going to bed as escapism
I-I'll forget about everything soon
3
Well we haven't shared the same room for several years since our mum got an extension done to the house. But when we were sharing the same room it was okay. A little bit claustrophobic.
shit have I talked about that here?
must have been drunk when I said that
no
>how old are you both?
prefer not to say (doxable)
>do you browse the chon in her view?
see top of post
>is she an abnormie?
see second part of post
at least 24
I wish I hadn't read that
who cares about malaysians?
this post got me sweating
you should try drugs
>ended up using three €5 notes to wipe my arse
FOB
are you also schizophrenic and once punched your sister? (that second bit may have been a lie created by /brit/)
Oh dear
Yea this happened nearly 100 years ago
Not an argument
it was middle of summer in the south of france so zero air circulation and 30 degrees too.
my hands were literally shaking with disgust when i peeled the tampon off my leg by the string
>Meanwhile
no and no
I am slightly concerned that I might develop it since several people on my dad's side have suffered from it
business idea: change our name to the United States of Britain (USB) to appeal to tourists more
is she a virgin?
bonus question: are YOU a virgin?
>several people on my dad's side
sure they weren't all your dad?
there is a definite genetic element to developing it. i suggest you stay away from drugs, excessive alcohol consumption and high-stress environments.
being neet probably isn't a good idea as it allows your mind to fester (im assuming you're neet)