Femanon here

>femanon here

So I'm a kinky bitch, and I'm into stretching my poontang out with various household items, seeing as ordinary dildos and vibes get boring after a while apparently.

Squirted for the first time while using these random objects. Never been able to squirt with my man-friend, not even in the horniest of circumstances.

Thoughts/feelings/ways to squirt not using ladles or turkey basters?

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Moar pics

What size is his dick

you have the flattest tits ever, yuk

If that's what works why stop?

what household items have you used before user?

Shit shop OP is fag

women and household objects is literally my kink, please post pics of you and objects!

I'd like to see you dirty an object by sticking it up your ass.

Eeeeew. Burn that shit with fire. Take your flabby ass attention whoring self elsewhere. Some Virgin anons will desire. Real men won't.

>fucking vomit

Gonna need to see that snatch for scientific purposes.

agressive fingering

Your my kinks of gal

i love fat white girls. no, im not a darkie

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Rolling for dubs for you to put your pancake titties in a frying pan

Fingers on the g-spot possibly with simultaneous clitoral simulation. Add a butt plug just to be sure.

Kekekekekekek

A pic of you squirting would be nice

some sort of baking spoon/ladle

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>>ladle

Now that's something I haven't seen yet

op some standards pls

only thing to make that better would be if you were shaved, still so hot tho!

What the FUCK?

Kill yourself.

Let's see that cervix

Mour pls

TOP FUCKING KEK
Rolling for this man

Are you into anal? My gf squirts occasionally when I work the ass, and she works the vag.

You look really cute but its harder to squirt when you have 10 pounds of bluber weighing down your shit

please post feet

Just no. Disgusting.

not really a fan of anal, though I've taken two vibes in the vag before

Jesus fucking Christ. Look at that ass hair

Can we see ur stinky south mouth spread open

Can you fist it?

This. My wife squirts almost every time I fist her.

Third reporting. Nothing sexier.

I still can't fist my wife. We've been trying for some time now. My hand is just a little too big. Suggestions?

When a woman gets to the point where they can be fisted will she ever want a dick? Is a dick even felt anymore?

duckroll

holy fuck i almost threw up looking at that. not even joking.

insert can

do it harder

the pussy gets tight again... i fisted my ex a couple times and it went back to being just as tight as any other day.

They don't want dick in the first place

Hey there sweetheart Elliot here. I must say you have such amazing breasts and I'd love to take you out to dinner sometime.

>When a woman gets to the point where they can be fisted will she ever want a dick? Is a dick even felt anymore?

my ex loved being fisted, and was tight again within 2 mins of her coming from it. if she's "loose" its not because of big toys, hands, or fucking horses, its because they've got poor muscle tone. Kegels and pelvic floor exercises should be a must.

(lets her do some pretty impressive stuff too)

I'll never think about pussy the same way again

Nice breasts! Dont listen to these assholes on Sup Forums. Rate me

How new are you? You know babies come out of that shit right?

I've seen 75 year old pussy that didn't look that ratchet

You live a boring sex life then.

No just lose some fucking weight

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This. Cram that pussy full of whatever you have laying around.

nice clit

Indeed, that is quite a nice little clit, it looks just like my gf's. I know, I know, they all look the same, but seriously.

I'm back, still wanting to see this

on skype

Oh well. I can't Skype from this machine.

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then why did you post it? :/

Almost every time I come to b I see you ! You cursed me ! I demand you to in curse me or your mother died in her sleep

Can you post spread butthole, I'm trying to drain my balls to you rn

These tits are not doing me any good along with any other image you have posted. I'm am afraid there will be no erections from me along with others who feel that this is gross.

It baffles me that there are so many desperate men here who flock at the sight of such a horrendous sight.

Please, save what little dignity you have left and stop. Cover yourself and go out. Treat yourself to some starbucks or whatever happens to tickle your fancy.

Maybe the sea would work too.

and excuse my mistakes, english is my third language

no that was a quality shitpost

Show moar pussyyy

Is kinky a new word for fat and disgusting?

could I see the puss with your feet up in the air? or just post your soles and top of feet

I'm not OP faggot.

Post butthole, slut. I'm trying to bust one out here.

those are some sad ass titties

i would totally suck those tits. what do your feet look like?

OP I like your tits very much. More please. Full frontal nudity would be nice.

You're a moron.

moar pussy OP

if you like punching ball titties don't let me stop you fam

Pussy lookin like Cambodian Genocide.

OP, have you tried a cake batter mixer yet?

i recommend it
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