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Hi mom
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Hello /cum/
>Wake up to little snowflakes
>It's been snowing heavily ever since
>I've shoveled three times and it's bad enough again that I'll have to shovel even more
Cara.
Gross
eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaauyuhgh
There's a big banner about avoiding phishing links in my unis computer building so a put a picture of John podesta on it
Very smart but most shitlibs won't get it because muh Russia
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SHE AINT GOT NO ALIBI
*trips over self walking in, causing everyone to freeze what they're doing and stare*
um, hey guys
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Close the door asshole.
*goes to close the door but slams it too hard*
heh heh ehhh
*Pretends to trip at the same time as you and whiffs your asshole*
Sup guys
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You may have autism.
You should worship somebody better than a coked up whore. You deserve better, bud. Even if it's just in your mind.
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My mom always accuses me of slamming doors. Maybe I have a touch of the 'tism.
*accidentally drools on self, goes to wipe it off but punches myself in the chin*
uh
delete this
mine too. Once i slammed a cab door super hard and the guy went "next time ill beat your ass".
>sitting behind group of Chinese kids in lab
>*Chinese banter* A minus
>A minus? A minus?
>Hahaha *resume Chinese banter*
The memes are real
>when they see your dick pic
>sleep on couch
>left shoulder hurts all day
>irrational fear that I'm having a heart attack
>anxiety making my fear worse
Man, that rest of the bottle I've wine I'm going to make sauce with tonight is looking real good right now.
why the fuck does the cbc disable comments on 95% of their news articles?
only the most bland of soft news articles allow comments
also it's insane that they pay people to manually read and moderate every single comment
if you post an opinion they don't like they reject it, it's fucking nuts
I think we should deport all Chinese people too
rorke
thinking about getting some alcohol
maybe vodka
>ywn be a CNN coment moderator
I would have been great
>tfw can never properly shave behind my jawbone so always have whiskers there
reeeeee
>have two swedes in a lecture
>girl is stereotypical blonde
>guy is more feminine than 3/4 of the women in the room
Thought it was just some rando homo but when he said he was an actual Swede I almost couldn't hold my laughing.
Nice "impartial" government media you got there.
>tfw when it's +2 in winter and dark as fuck because of no snow
i study biology
they are incredibly bias toward the left wing
for example, i tried to use the name "john smith" as my commenting name and they denied it for being too generic/fake
I tried again with "muhammed muhammed" and it passed
>mfw my mom didn't want to buy me McDonald's tonight so I ate the rest of the lunch meat instead
lol she's going to be pissed tomorrow morning when she's making her lunch
was a lot of meat, I'm full now
John Smith is an incredibly generic name to be fair
What does a vagina look like
and muhammed muhammed is better?
Kinda like a prolapsed anus that pees everywhere.
It's okay. It just pushes more normies toward independent media. They don't understand policing comment sections turns people off. Diversity of ideas is infinitely more attractive than what leftists call diversity.
Aparently so?
Americans, please get it together
>he has so many Muslims in his country that he considers Muhammed Muhammed to be common
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the only reason they accepted it because denying it would be rayciss
true
i'm still pissed my tax dollars go to it though
not only do they get government funding they also sell advertising
it's not an issue of common, it's an issue of ambiguity because it's just the same name repeated twice, also it's not like you need to be a canadian citizen to comment
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where the fuck is my state on either one of these
This is much more aesthetically pleasing desu
the fuck is up with that huge gap in Mississippi?
>tfw you will never have an island hopping adventure in a fantasy archipelago
the gays
I guess that would be enough for a tourist
Fuck Richard Spencer
The nation of Kang
Okay, don't think you'll find much sympathy for him her though.
Mississippi River valley. Nothing but blacks far as the eye can see.
>Most of the population lives in this area
Makes you think
i work doing this
youtube.com
Makes me think that if the shitlibs get out of hand it wouldn't be hard to cut them off.
Did the Windows XP shutdown sound scare the fuck out of anyone else as a kid?
>all those fucking smug albertans in previous thread
meanwhile
betterdwelling.com
it's not like this is the only article about this either
No I have a large penis
no but this did
youtube.com
as well as the columbia pictures logo for some reason
bitch was spooky as fuck
its ok i have an idea for an invention: pills that make your willy hard
ill be rich
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
HAIL VICTORY
*invests*
This really freed my willy
hey guys i know how we can get rich, how about more oil xD
t. alberta
i remember i used to run upstairs when i turned my computer on because i was scared of the startup screen
the absolute state of 7 year old me
petitions.whitehouse.gov
You should all sign this, repeal the automatic weapons ban
>you were 12 when XP was released
im thinking natural gas as well
might as well get 2 for 1
What kind of automatic weapons?
No thank you.
Pussy
Eating daily ration of soup lads. Today is tomato. I hate tomato.
Those made after 86
Alright so when are you moving to Canada?
Sounds like bad business for weapon collectors.
Can one of you gentlemen provide me with a link that has the full gif set that this Web ad has shamelessly ripped off?
static.exoclick.com
Definitely would be desu
It is for a few, they have a monopoly on automatic weapons and they'll lose a lot of money but fuck them for being greedy bitches
virus do NOT click
Is this really necessary?
Sure I'll sign. Personally I think everyone should be issued and M-14 at birth.
thinking of getting another job because i'm so bored when i get off my current job
i can't even enjoy video games. I just sit at my desk and shit post and watch the same lame netflix shows again
maybe i'll just kill myself
>"1.22 inches of snow fallen"
>4 inches on my railing
Sounds like you've gone full normie m8
Yes
Whoa is it depression? Cause that's what I have. You're just like me bro
Tomato soup is disgusting. Basically watery warm ketchup in a bowl.
You just had shit tomato soup