Hey Sup Forums, can we do a fun/bad joke thread? It would mean a lot to me since I'm a bit bummed because of an actual living female. I would like a good few laughs.
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Hey Sup Forums, can we do a fun/bad joke thread? It would mean a lot to me since I'm a bit bummed because of an actual living female. I would like a good few laughs.
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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch?
A Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
How do you get a hippie girl pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Guys gf is having a hard time parking the car. He says "I think you should get tested." She say "I'm not that bad at driving." He says "no I have chlamydia."
Why are crabs always so tired?
Because they only sleep in snatches.
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bumping for bad good jokes
yo mama so dumb she married yo daddy
What do you call an abusive, pill-addicted, 25 year old father that is a total fuck up and disgrace to his family?
>Charles Tyler Turner!
He just can't stay out of jail in St. Augustine, Florida!
>BUH-DUM-TSSSS
What do you call a hispanic man expecting a child?
Maternidad.
The bully made fun of Tim for having glasses. One day the bully took Tim's glasses.
Tim made fun of the bully for having glasses.
What's black and screaming?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
perfect dubs
What's the most unlucky kind of cat to have?
A cat-astrophe
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How do you know when a cat is done cleaning herself?
She's smoking a cigarette
>Walks in to work on september 11th.
>"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone!"
>Why is everyone angry at me?
OP here. Thanks for all the awful jokes and bumps so far... You fags are the best!