How do you compete against THIS?

How do you compete against THIS?

I don't

You get a horse faggot

Personality and a wicked tongue game?

That's just inconvenient.

Money, mostly.

Fuck off and die, faggot.

MODS clean the faggots out of here.

With this!

You're not hairy enough. And have no beer belly. So the real question is, are you gay?

looks like there's tree roots on it ffs

with this!

Steel cap boots, they've solved all my problems thus far

B-because I have personality. A-and I'm confindent. Girl love that r-right?

What I was thinking.
If you're gay, then there's no need for competition at all!

By being an electrician.

By not having fucking phimosis and therefore no smelly dick!

I'm thinking about becoming an electrician, any tips and advice?

easy peasy lemon squeezy

Personality, confidence and good looks. try again pal

69 of truth

By sitting on your lap and making it disappear.

My dick is bigger so i don't have to

Fuck man, shave those nasty pubes

I am big cums to my penis

Like this

got that fag stance

That's so terribly shooped lol

Yeah but you're really thin for your length. Looks 8 inches long and 5 inches around at most

Yuck.... A dirty poo in the loo
I bet your dick smells like pure shit

You don't

With what?

Easy