Hi I'm a girl tee hee hee!
Hi I'm a girl tee hee hee!
Any of you young boys up for some hot porridge?
AHTW
You're mine now you scrumptious little toaster strudel!
Here you go, dear. Have a wee little sip, there you go. You're safe with grandma. Unzipper your jammies for grandma...
What the fuck is this thread even...
mmmmm yes take it off, nice and slow. There's a good deer. Now then...
Turn around, little one. I don't want you to see...
STOP SHIVERING YOU LITTLE BITCH, GRANDMA GROWS HUNGRY AND THE PASSING OF TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND, HAD YOU KEPT UP WITH SPORTS AND STUDY YOU WOULD HAVE SURVIVED BUT YOUR BODIES GROWN FAT AND YOUR LIFE IS MINE
THE SKIN GROWS TIRED AND ITS BONES ACHE, THE BLOOD RUNS DRY BUT MY LOINS, THEY QUAKE
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE CHILD BUT YOUR TIME HAS PASSED
NO ONE WILL NOTICE WHEN GRANDMA'S BOY IS GASSED
INTO THE OVEN YOU UNFRATEFUL LITTLE WENCH
BE CAREFUL OF STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET YOU LITTLE SHITS
OK then
WAS THAT SASS?! POOF! ENJOY THE MEATY ASTHETIC APPEAL OF YOUR INSIDES AS THE LIFE ESCAPES YOUR BODY! GRANNY FEASTS!!
MMMMMM GRANNY NO NEED THE SPICES OR AN OPEN FLAME, THE WARM SEPTEMBER WINDS WILL DO JUST NICE
LOOK ON, APOSTATES, AS I GORGE UPON HIS ENTRAILS! GIVE UP HOPE NOW! RAPE GRANNY IS HERE TO SMASH THE RAPE PATRIARCHY WITH GRANNY RAPE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...
BEFORE I FINISH WITH YOU ILL THROW YOUR BABY OUT THE WINDOW
What's wrong with you?
Ugh, my fucking Facebook accounts been perma banned and my job sucks dick. We all find our ways to vent.
>using jewbook
I WILL NOT SLEEP, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL IVE FOUND YOU, user, YOULL AWAKE TO THE SMELL OF STALE DUSTY PUNJA ENVELOPING YOUR FACE AND MY SHRILL CACKLE AS I SUFFOCATE YOU
DO NOT CROSS THE RAPE GRANNY
Try and find me, poofter. You better hope you don't or I'll cut your eyes out of your head.
RAAAAAAPE! RAAAAAAAAPE! THIS MAN THREATENED ME! PATRIARCHY! MISOGYNY! CHAUVINISM! FATSHAMING! HELP! HAAAAAAALP!
So there I was, a woman existing on the Internet, and this MAN harassed me! Oh, the strength it takes to be a woman on the Internet! Society is so cruel to women! The misogyny is intolerable!
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a woman.
*sniffle* I forgive you