What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

He drove.

autism

>working on my car
>gf gets dropped off by her father, first time meeting
>he comes over and extends his hands
>"Sorry, my hands are a little dirty"
>He replies "So am I"
>Get weirded out and softly shake his hand, very limp wristed
>Still remember the look of disgust

We having another driver thread? Nice.

he thought that carey was hotter than christina.

Basically a dude just fool around with someone's wife, being ended up finding out her husband is just another goon can be found in anyone's neighbor. Most importantly a girl is such a cutie pie, so I guess a dude decides to go for it (￣~￣;) .... I ain't see any problem at all, user !!!

He was a scorpion, and not a real human bean. So he couldn't help himself from stinging the cute little frog.

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yeah but the fuckin frog was helpin him across the rivah.

"SORRY HOMIE, I'M A SCORPION"

He ran out of toothpicks

he was a real human bean

His hands were really dirty.

Then again, so are mine if you catch my DRIFT ;)

His hands where dirty.

>an injustice

autistic

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really? jesus christ

an objectively true fact

>be 17
>get invited to house party
>Its gonna be a big one
>my crush will be there
>cant miss an opportunity like this
>just watched Drive so i'm hype as fuck want to be the driver
>getting ready for the party
>i'm just a 17 year old with no job so i cant afford the cool scorpion jacket
>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
>hell yeah
>grab a box of tooth picks
>get my mom to let me borrow the van
>head out to the party
>in the house not drinking or saying anything to anyone
>just standing in the corner with a half smile
>suddenly my crush comes up to me with a few other girls
>"Hey user! the party is dry could you drive my older sister to pick up some more alcohol for us pleease?"
>...........
>"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
>"Uhhh yeah user um just get us to the liquor store down the street do you know where it is?"
>"............. yeah"
>get to the liquor store
>"hey user we're a little short on money how about you lend us a few bucks for the alcohol?"
>"How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you."
>"user what the fuck dont talk to my sister that way!"
>Shit I'm pissing off my crush I gotta do something quick or I'll lose the chance forever
>Put A Real Human Bean on the radio
>Turn it up all the way
>go in for the kiss
>Shes sitting in the back
>the seat belt catches and pulls me back
>lips still extended
>She slaps me
>tooth pick goes down my throat
>they run out of the van
>nearly choke to death but somehow manage to swallow the fucking thing
>Guy comes up to the window to ask me if I'm alright
>get out and stomp his head in
>replay real human bean on the vans stereo

G O O S E
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:)

>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
holy shit

He got wife's son'd

>get out and stomp his head in

>>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
oh shit.

He wanted to go fast

your look of disgust at him because he was gay?

his waifu liked beans and he was not one

that is why he became a real human bean at the end

uh no

>bean

Are you guys trolling? The song lyrics say human 'being'

See pic related

fucking lol

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FROM THE DUSTY MAY SON

>Mods deleting legit discussion threads about Neon Demon
Why?

mods hate any derailing involving waifus

/cel/ when