/got/ general

NIGHT'S BOWL
C O N F I M R E D

1st for dany

Azor Jon!

First for BLACKFYRE

Wait, people hated this episode?

It wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad. It was alright I thought.

If you're complaining about offscreen shit I'm just going to assume you're ADHD riddled children. Showing Blackfish and Waif's deaths aren't necessary, you get the picture of what happens, you don't need every death spelled out for you. Control your bloodlust.

If you're complaining about LSH or Cleganebowl I'm going to assume you're an assblasted meme-loving redditor.

If you're complaining about filler, I'm going to assume you didn't watch the episode. A lot of shit happened and progressed, especially in Braavos, Kings Landing, the Riverlands and Slaver's Bay.

If you're complaining about Arya's wounds I'm going to assume you just don't know how the medium of television works and how things need to be simplified to keep entertainment.

If you're complaining about Jaime's character I'm going to assume you didn't get the memo that the books and the show are different and characters can be vastly different as a result of that, and that's not always a bad thing. ShowJaime is an antivillain, and is messed up after Joffrey, Tywin and Myrcella's deaths. He's a different character but he works for the show. We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin and it's good television.


Really, the only thing worth complaining about was that god-awful Tyrion, Grey Worm and Missandei scene, and even then, that's one horrible scene in an otherwise decent episode.

>the Waif is Arya
>Jaqen doesn't know
>she's gone rogue

What did she learn in Braavos?

do NOT respond to this bait

>I love Cersei...

>I prefer chicken...

>Tell me a joke...

>I'm Arya Stark...

Still waiting for his return.

Yes yes, well done waif, well done

HOWEVER

>I'M BACK JUST IN TIME, PERFECT LANDING SPOT, KNEW YOU FELLAS WOULD BE HERE, LET'S KICK SOME ASS, AFTER THIS, WE'VE GOT A WESTEROS TO TAKE. I WANT TO BE QUEEN OF SHITMOUNTAIN

>Book Edmure: lets Blackfish escape
>Show Edmure: sends men to lock him up

>Book Blackfish: escapes so he can keep fighting for his family
>Show Blackfish: dies pointlessly offscreen


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Ramsay: What is your name?

Jon: My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon.. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

>yfw this faggot actually doesn't die this season

stop making these threads early.

4 fucking threads right now and people are still talking in each of them.

Wait until page 6 you fucking autists

>Jon actually thought he had a chance

So, let me get this straight. There are 500,000-1,000,000+ people in King's Landing including loads of peasants. And in the ~20 years the mad king has been dead, none of those peasants wondered the tunnels and found some expensive and valuable wildfire?

Honestly? Survival. Had she been in westeros she would have been found and killed. She learned how to lie and pretend to be who she isn't. She learned how to observe and find people's weaknesses and kill them w/o being detected. I doubt she can face change anymore although technically she learned how to skin people's faces and she used a face to kill meryn trant. Biding her time for the Westeros plot to get where it needed to be for her return so she can fulfill w/e the fuck her destiny is.

>Blackfish

The character was probably the coolest and most interesting of the minor ones. It's okay, they had him die off screen so that we can see Dany's exact same speech on top of Drogon for the eleventh time.

Nth for Lady Mormont

>FINGER UP THE ARSE

>GIANT COCK

I'd be okay with him getting Theon'd

I just don't really understand Arya's plotline. What did she learn? She ended the FM story by proving that she hadn't learned much.

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Don't worry, bro, he's dogged.

>you think they're fucking?
>what?? no!!
>why not? i'd fuck her.. you'd fuck her wouldn't you?
>i'm her squire
>oh.. well, he'd fuck her. that's for sure. and she'd fuck him don't you think? the way she looks at him?

if this isn't the most blatant foreshadowing...

So, where does Edmanure go to now? Did he accept the Casterley Rock offer from Jamey?

POST YFW THIS EPISODE

the candle cut this way would still be lit

Are they going to show Catlyn Stark zombie?

Watching the episode now.

hi dabid

2nd worst episode of the season, m8.

go fuck yourself you imbecile

for once, a Sup Forums post I completely agree with

Do you go wandering around the sewers bro?

Last thread since OP' a faggot

Why doesn't ANYONE care that Cersei has a undead abomination around her? They were way more butthurt about Jaime being in the Kingsguard.

So what exactly is sandor going to do from now on?

Lady Crane should have put her hand down Arya's shirt when she was sleeping.

>D&D didn't have a musician playing rains of castamere while Jaime spoke to Edmure

desu it was surprising change from the books, we all know how much they are obsessed with that song and it seems like they would use every opportunity they could to use it

Sorry lads

she's at the end, lol get fucked

BRIENNE X JAMIE CONFIRMED GET HYPE

That's so fucking predictable. Anyone could have called that years ago.

why is bronn so sure jaime would fuck brienne? maybe he moaned her name in his sleep or something faggy like that.

weren't they in the room they're always in?
I'm pretty sure that's the command room, since its the top and overlooks the whole city.

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This show is about killing. why bother watching it if they don't show killing?

>hound meets LSH
>hound gets hanged
>hound shouts ARYA
>????

god damn next episode looks epic

Because they're HIDDEN. Do you think they just got laid out in the open in easily accessed tunnels?

Hey OP

Because he can rip heads off. Why would you want to deal with a guy like that?

ahahaha saved

I'm crying inside ;_;

Going north with the brothers to join up with Jon and Arya vs the whitewalkers.

blackfish dying for literally no reason at all when he could go see sansa

>Stannis Baratheon

Wow, Braavosi are just the worst samaritans

>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE

>Tfw Arya about to BTFO
>Jaqen shows up and saves her, getting stabbed in the process
>"A man may be no one-"
>He takes off face to reveal himself as Syrio Farrel
>"But he has always been proud of Arya Stark"

Post yfw

I thought so. I was wondering but then I noticed she was in the OP image of the last general. I've been waiting so long that I'm not even bothered that I got spoiled. I've spent so long pissed thinking they weren't going to show her. I bet it won't be as epic as it was when I listened to it on audiobook

it really is. my mom called me to ask if jaime is in love with brienne in the books bc she's convinced he loves her after this episode.

to the teleporter

If I were literally an umemployed peasant struggling to find enough food to eat, I'd definitely listen to tales of lost passages and treasures and go sewer and dumpster diving to try my luck.

>they're hidden
>literal kids found them easily

wew

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>this show is about killing
Go away pleb

>Books: Everyone disturbed and scared that the Frankensein monster randomly showed up, rumors start spreading

>Show: Who the fuck is this lol?
>The MOUNTA... I MEAN Ser Strong.
>k lol

:((((((((((((

Why couldn't they have audio of her death at least

Shouldn't he walk in front of her to protect her?

>this symbolized Arya's light being snuffed out. the waif took her face and is now going to Westeros on mission

Not OP

and you can go jerk yourself in your shit thread no one cares about

faggot

>Syrio takes his face off
>It's Ned Stark
>He dies

They call him Gregor openly in the show. "Robert Strong" was never said.

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT

It made fat man a lot of money. He gets money and gets to write a better story than them, if he ever fucking finishes.

Tell me a joke, /got/!

>Be assassin
>Know that your target is badly injured and where she is resting
>Violently and loudly murder the woman taking care of her
>Proceed to stand around waiting for your target to wake up after her magical healing sleep
>Let her run away

It's just awful but at least Arya's Bravos arc is done with

my life

Clegane bowl unconfirmed? Well fug

It looks to be much better than tonight's was, for sure. That Bolton phalanx

>Those dubtrips

this episode

ugh...Sup Forums is literally Sup Forums

cock!

This season.

>Arya kills the Waif
>That makes her No One

Wait, what? No it doesn't. WTF? Does no one in the Faceless Men even understand their own ways?

*quips*

VARYS HAS NO COCK LOL

Your character now, Tyrion

I can't be the only one who sees this

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It was all a red hairing

*farts*

HOL UP

Next can we get a Mortal Kombat edition and/or Fatality edition for the general?

I mean The Mountain did rip that guys head off Sub Zero style.

Agreed

Not necessarily. They're both still alive, which means it can still happen

Keep the faith

Keep the hype

>IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN

Sure you aren't