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First for officially dropped this show

Everything Arya did was planned by the Many Faced God/Kindly Man in order to weed out Waif because she became somebody, he had no intention of recruiting Arya.

If Roslin has already delivered a son why are they keeping Edmure alive?

Was fucking up contracts and making a mockery of the faceless men part of his plan?

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you just KNOW

First for where is bearloli?

First for best girl.

The show is literally a joke. Why are normies eating this shit up what the fuck

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Why is Radmure such a bitch? /got/ told me he was cool.

S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S

>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."

>What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
>Grandiosity/submissiveness.

>How often do you have sex?
>Between and including never and often.

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a

>Friendly reminder that most Lords of the North, including "Lord too fat to sit a horse", don't bend their knees to Sansa and Jon until Sansa's cousin gives her an army larger than every Lord combined in the North
>friendly reminder that the North has completely fucking forgot the Boltons fucked them over and they'll all be bending their knees in fear of Robin Arryn instead of respect for the Starks

What do you think she meant by this?

Can we all agree that GoT is a bad show now?

That doesn't mean it's not worth watching or following but it's definitely not in the same league as other platinum HBO shows (The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Life and Times of Tim, etc).

See you next Sunday.
"valuable" hostage

Important reminder that there's wildfire caches under the Sept of Baelor and Cersei is going to BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>drops show
>posts in /got/ generals
you and me both, user. you and me both.

Of course.

First for best king, rightful husbando and most butchered character

First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros.

as much as i like hound i think these scenes look like something from cheap slasher i mean who the fuck stands still when there is a big guy with axe charging at you?

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MWAAAAAAH FERMENTED WINE

>implying it wasn't so Arya would acquire the skills to go solo against Ramsay's twenty good men and defeat them

Sweetrobin for Best Lord

Back in season 3, Melisandre said this to Arya:

>I see a darkness in you. And in that darkness, eyes staring back at me. Brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes. Eyes you'll shut forever. We will meet again.

Maryn Trant = Brown
Waif = Blue

Who will be the green eyes?

I'm really trying to think about how they could meet, why, what the circumstances and context of their meeting will be, and what it will result in. So many puzzling questions considering how far apart these two are right now and everything that has happened in these last few episodes with Hardhome, Jon's death, Jon's resurrection, the upcoming Bastardbowl, winter, etc.

And I think this definitely means something significant. This scene never happens in the books. Melisandre never meets Arya, Thoros or Beric. She never learns of Beric being brought back to life or anything. That entire scene and that entire quote were both creations of the show, so I doubt they would go out of their way to write and film this scene and have this exchange between Mel and Arya without having a long-term goal or plan in mind with regard to these two characters.

>most butchered character
that's not Euron

At least based Beric is back. He will probably die for real soon.

It is certainly far worse than every show you named.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS ARYA SHIT

WHAT THE FCUK

I NEED AN EXPLANATION THIS INSTANT

A normie friend of mine called the episode great. He's also studying to be a doctor.


>mfw

first for my broken heart because no cleganebowl
I WAITED PATIENTLY FROM SEASON 1

FUCK YOU D&D

>I'M THE BAD GUY

>normies

You misunderstand how many people are in it purely to see where the trainwreck is headed and how many genuine fans are watching because it's the only chance they'll get their favorite series of books adapted.

IM ACTING
MENACING
MASTER ASSASSIN

But I do find it kind of funny how she was smiling throughout the entire chase sequence like she knew that what they're making is shit.

>Who will be the green eyes?
Some Lannister. Cersei, probably.

He meant literally.

Because you know Brienne didn't swing just once

>I wish I knew how to quit you

>ywn be this man
>ywn get paid to dress up in a dragon suit scream like a retard on camera

I'm sorry Preston but you shouldn't give D&D this much credit

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Kek, you can even see her trying not to smile in that webm.

Quadimodo will murder Melly.

TWO

WASTED

SEASONS

Why did brienne not mention that she executed Stannis to Jamie?

Jamie would have been pretty fucken pleased by that little filler.

Protip: because she let the count go and it will be obvious soon.

>i'd fuck her
What did he mean by this?

I want Waif to sit on my face desu

who paid her to grab arya stark?

Don't steal my MEME you midget

MWAAAAH~ FEHR MEN TA-TION

The episode was decent, not great.

I really don't get all of this hate.

i dropped it at the end of last season
0 regrets

just here for the shitposting

The Mountain is a literal zombie.
He has no feelings, thoughts, etc.

Now that I think about it, Cleganebowl wouldn't be very dramatic.

azor beric

she meant that she was gonna kill loads of people , not just 3 people with specific eyecolours you nob

First for magic cock

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wew lad god work

I'll finally admit that its shit now, after I've been in denial about it for awhile. Last night's episode removed any faith I had for getting a good ending.

Holy shit, Tobias Menzies can act

>Implying D&D are capable of thinking this far in advance.

>user links this Linda chick
>"The battle of the bastards"
>"He says I'd fuck her, such dumb fanservice"
>*starts clapping like a seal mid-video*

THIS IS A PERSON WHOM GRRM ACTUALLY CONSIDERS A VALUABLE ASSET TO HIS WRITING

youtube.com/watch?v=lukfBpaB-Q0

Arya literally got stabbed in the gut and swam around in poop water

>tfw based Jon retakes the north next week

Why the fuck did they at least have an ending that made sense

WHY WHY WHY
WHY
WHY

ROOSE BOLTON LITERALLY DIED OF A STING

this episode was sand snek tier

Her entire point of going there was to learn how to fight and to get revenge on the lannisters.

The assasins, however wanted her to become "faceless assaasin" with no past and no desires of her own.
At one point, her resolve has weakened, but seeing her father being once again murdered on the stage played by actors made her even more motivated to abandon her current live and return to Westeros to continue her original plan to avenge her family and re unite with her brother and sister.

i agree desu

Great would be exaggerating, it was better than a lot of other episodes this season. Just says something about the bar.

Since its another week /got/

should I try Spartacus? how is it?

It was kinda shitty because it followed after McShane's performance from last episode which was probably best piece of acting we've seen in last two seasons.

ANOTHER DICK JOKE
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ONE PER EPISODE, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

MD or PhD? Cause a lot of retards are getting MDs.

Wow, he really gave that performance everything he had. Fair play to the guy.

>slave masters have been fucked 5-10 times by now
>They still can afford huge fleets with huge cannon
>le dragon empire doesn't have a single one
Why?

D&D_smiling.jpg

YOU JUST KNOW

someone else can see the light
i always thought he would make a good James Bond, not sure what Sup Forums thinks though, they'd probably disagree

fuck off kike

Linda is god-tier

BUT YOU NEED THE BAD PUSSY

It wasn't bad if you are not a sperging frogposter.

>should I try Spartacus? how is it?
seriously OTT and cheesy as fuck; lots of CGI; heaps of ass and boobs; spectacular ending

Here's the thing about bastardbowl - it's so fucking obvious how it's going to turn out.

They start fighting
Jon's side starts losing
Wunwun and Tormund will probably die
Looks bleak as fuck

.....aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAND FROM THE HORIZON COMES C TO THE I TO THE MUDDAFUCKIN AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO SAVE THE DAY YEEEAAAH

There's quite literally no other way it can go.

Jon: "I couldn't have been fun either, brooding in the corner, while the rest of you played"

Why did all the Lannister actors just stop dying their hair blonde?

Tripod is best pod.

>Cuts off part of Tyrions head in the frame
>No space between his head and the edge of the frame

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some cool stuff. Beric and his bros are back and are non evil. Probably the hound and them are gonna go to the wall and do some cool shit next season

Tommen is a competent king who is making the kingdom more just and nice

Or DnD just forgot. Just how they forgot that someone should have told Stannis that Jon and Rickon were seen alive.

I agree it wasn't close to being as good as last weeks, but come on - it really isn't as bad as it's being made out.

no
shit

>dat minute of silence for Riverrun

God-like.

>OTT

sorry? would you say its the burn notice of HBO?

What do you think the High Sparrow wanted Cersei to come to him for?

>E'd definitely fook er
What's that supposed to mean?

Please god tell me this isn't real.

Please, please for the love of god tell me this isn't real.

I am begging you, please say this isn't some parody sketch or something, please.

fucking confirmed
>Arya goes back to westeros and meets up with the hound
>Execute the reverse red wedding scenario in which the bwob kills the lannister and frays

7 / 10 ; not enough Stannis the Mannis

Screencap this.

D&D don't even fucking care anymore.

Worst fucking episode of the season by far.

Easily one of the worst top 3 in the show