>be me at work >start small talk about music with new female coworker >Me: "What kind of music do you like?" >Her: "The Beatles and the Eagles are my favorite bands!" >Me: "Oh really? Who is your favorite Beatle?" >Her: "Oh idk, it's hard to chose" >Me: "I like Paul McCartney" >Her: "Oh i dont know him" >Me: " He's one of the Beatles..." >Her: "Oh rly???"
Why do women have to have such shit musical taste. Have any of you ever met one with good taste? Just look on Tinder; every girl that links their Spotify always has absolute crap on it
Tyler Diaz
What kind of socially retarded teenager asks people about their music taste without even really knowing them as friends?
I assume you're a teen, because adults are too socially intelligent to do this shit.
Jason Campbell
This is obviously fake I'm sorry women don't like you OP
Nathaniel Myers
STICK YOUR HAND IN YOUR EYE!!! FLEX YOUR MUSCLES!!!!!
Music is a male dominated interest. The sooner you accept that, the better. Its asking a girl who her favorite basketball player is and why. She'll say kobe "cuz her dad likes the lakers" or some shit, but wont be able to engage any further than that. Its outta her element.
Caleb Myers
At least women don't whine about other people's taste in music on a Sudanese image board
Eli Howard
>Talking to qt3.14 girl during a speed dating meetup >Ask her what her favorite Swans album is >She says filth >I scream NEXT, the implication being that I'm asking for a different girl with potentially better taste
Juan Jackson
You're a stupid street shitting baboon if you think any swans album outside of Filth is even relevant
Levi Anderson
Most of art is a male dominated interest, sadly.
Ayden Taylor
Cop is literally a better version of Filth, and Public Castration is literally a better version of early swans you filthy pleb
Jason Moore
Young God is better than both of those though
Julian Nguyen
Swans is shit, anyway.
YOU HAVE SHITTY TASTE.
Owen Wright
>boring proto-sludge is better than Public Castration
Noah Evans
>a live album is better than innovative no-wave noise rock
Logan Reyes
>still have my last two exs added on spotify >the top artist for both of them is Bastille
Matthew Ward
>innovative = good
Jaxon Adams
I'm an adult and it's 100% real and happened last night.
She also said she likes 70s folk music "like the Eagles" but didnt know who Bob Dylan was
Jose Perry
My gf has better taste than any of you could imagine
Ian James
wow your life must be really sad
people like you are usually really boring to talk to about anything so i just avoid them they usually are very surface level and overly concerned with what others think of them
Brody Foster
>he fell for the womeme
next you're going to tell me you associate with shitskins
Zachary Murphy
You're retarded, sorry for your loss
Matthew James
>in the car with sister >"Ok, bro, you can pick the music" >Not wanting to weird her out, I pick a band she's said she likes, Lynyrd Skynyrd >"Bro wtf that's not music" >I tell her it's Lynyrd Skynyrd >"Oh. I only like their Chevy to the Levee song" >I inform her that was Don McLean >"Oh. Well just load up something good then. Do you like Pitbull?"
>later on, she gives me a flash drive >"Here, bro, have some good music" >It's all single tracks >It's all top 40 billboard shit >It's all sappy TayTay-core, dubstep or tween metalcore
Thankfully, my mother is different. She likes Jazz, Funk, Classic Rock and Classical.
Julian Reyes
Wow cool social skills OP
not
Andrew Morris
>She also said she likes 70s folk music "like the Eagles" but didnt know who Bob Dylan was
It's almost as if normal people's lives don't revolve entirely around their taste in music.
Connor Gray
>the only females he knows are his mom and sister
Cameron Reyes
I was talking to a qt on tinder and she said her favorite bands were bastille and 21 pilots. I immediately stopped messaging her
Eli Gonzalez
...
Alexander Moore
>girl comes down to the dorm's kitchen every night >feels the need to play her music through iPhone speaker instead of headphones like everyone else >the same 4 travis scott and chance songs on repeat
Cooper Ortiz
They're the only ones I talk to about music. The girls at work are more into comic books and manga, and I'm too gay to socialize with women any further.
Lincoln Price
>talking to a guy about music >he likes animal collective >immediately make up an excuse for why i have to go
Jaxson Scott
Why though they're good
Oliver Bell
way to put people down and sound like a complete asshole.
eat shit and get aids, fag
Ryder Rivera
Not that user but what am I supposed to talk about? How is it not ok to talk about music but talking about sport/netflix is? Or do normal well adjusted adults just talk about their dreams, aspirations and personal history?
Landon Baker
Leave this board
Owen Bell
Prove it faggot
Ethan Fisher
Lol you've never even been kissed
Nathaniel Bailey
Yeah.
Noah Robinson
>autists think its weird to talk to a coworker instead of working in silence for hours
Tyler Rivera
Is that you? Your teeth are terrible
Nicholas Thomas
>talking to a guy about music >he asks me what I listen to >too attracted to him to think clearly, rattle off the first artist that pops into my head >"FUCKING PLEB" >he starts raving about norwegian goat sacrifices and japanese bulldozers >I back away slowly >He continues advancing towards me, frothing at the mouth about why Radiohead and Muse are nothing alike and how Thom Yorke is secretly Kurt Cobain >As I run for my life, I can still hear him shrieking about how underage korean girls are better than Katy Perry, and anyone who disagrees with him will have record player needles jammed in their eyesockets
I'm locked in my house, but he's at the door. He won't stop screaming about how Kanye West ruined King Crimson. I hope the cops don't arrive too late.
Jeremiah Young
do you know which website you're on, son?
Austin Cook
>match with "alt" girl on tinder >she tells me she's really into emo >cool what's your favorite emo band >"21 pilots" Are all women this stupid? Do they really not take two seconds to try to understand what a genre is?
Angel Butler
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500.
What's it like making up a story to just start a thread about how you hate women?
Blake Foster
great read
Andrew Garcia
Why do you guys take an interaction with one women and generalize it to be true about fully 50% of the population, just wondering
Ethan Martinez
She tasted pretty average to me
Kayden Nguyen
You like sucking dick too?
Parker Carter
*woman sorry
Leo Roberts
women are a meme
Grayson Campbell
SAVAGE
Jack Reed
>on a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder >topic of music comes up while we wait for our food >tells me she's a huge smiths/morrissey fan >ask whats her fav record >tells me she's only listen to Queen is dead >ask her if she what about his solo stuff >acts puzzled and says she didn't know he had a solo career >go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 7 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page >literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now" >go home and cry myself to sleep
jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
Mason Baker
>do you know which website you're on, son? the 170th most popular website in the United States?
Wyatt Reyes
>tfw girl you like is a fan of vaporwave and grimes
>tfw lesbo
Colton Jenkins
Sup QT?
Jayden Brooks
Women can have execllent music taste if you are capable of making a woman want to impress you so of course YOU'VE never known a woman with good music taste.
Levi Morris
>be top-tier patrician >listening to charles mingus because of course >put on Mingus Ah Um to give Black Saint and the Sinner Lady a rest >not complex enough for me really but it's Mingus so w/e >gf comes into room >is this "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat"? >no it is Charles Mingus you fucking pleb >"okay well I'm not a big fan of this song; everyone has a version of it, and I'm sick of it" >sick of Mingus >laugh in her face and break up with her
why are girls such fucking morons
Luke Carter
This makes 0 sense you mong
Jaxson Thompson
Only plebs are Smiths fans
Camden Gray
NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFFNORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFFNORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF >NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF
Brayden Cruz
Music hipster cringe thread?
Adrian Barnes
This
Hudson Myers
>go in a date with a member of the female sex of the Homo sapiens sapiens >I ask her what kind of music she listens to >she says "oh I listen to all sorts of stuff" >I ask her if she's ever heard of my bandcamp page >"no but I'll check it out" >I talk to her more >her favorite bands are Radiohead, Grimes, Death Grips, GY!BE, Slint, ect. >I become physically ill as I realize she's just a top 10 Sup Forums albums pleb >excuse myself and run in front of the nearest moving bus >die Women, am I right?
Robert Collins
>implying that all the normies aren't on Sup Forums and /soc/ and that the rest of Sup Forums isn't reserved for losers
Camden Nelson
90% of women do simple crafts and gossip for hobbies so it isn't really surprising.
Justin Phillips
>play quite a lot of Currents last summer holiday with my family >my sister thought it was shit and kept telling me to turn it off >the boy she likes at school showed her Let It Happen and now she want stop listening to it
Kayden Ramirez
>talking to qt female classmate >ask her what music she's into >she mentions classical >oh shit >tell her I'm pretty influential on classical music forums >she asks me what composers I like >I mention the obvious: Stravinsky, Schoenberg, John Cage, Faure, Ligeti >she says "oh that's cool" but she obviously hasn't heard of any of them >ask her who she likes >she says pro-COUGH-iev, duh-vor-szchahck, Erin Copeland(lol!) and I couldn't make out the last one, but it sounded like Modest fucking Mouse >mfw
Adam Lee
>Sup Forums complains that women mix up Marvel and DC characters >perfectly legitimate response, carry on
>Sup Forums complains women only watch Pokemon and My Neighbor Totoro >perfectly legitimate response, carry on
>Sup Forums complains women only watch Twilight and Pride & Prejudice remakes >perfectly legitimate response, carry on
>Sup Forums complains that women only use Apple >perfectly valid response, carry on
>/tg/ complains that women don't even know RPGs exist >perfectly legitimate response, carry on
>Sup Forums complains that women only play mobile games >perfectly legitimate response, carry on
>Sup Forums complains that women don't listen to anything that isn't popular enough to play on the radio >FUCKING CRINGE
Nathaniel Jones
>start at uni >talking to a girl in my halls while drunk >asks what music I like >mention AnCo because it's p normie >"omg me too I love them" >ask which of their albums she likes best >"well I've only listened to MPP" >grit my teeth and continue chatting but stop paying attention For the rest of the year she kept saying that we were similar and different to the rest of my people on our floor, but I knew she was just as much of a pleb.
Brody Walker
this. It's egocentric af
Henry Wood
Have we ever had one of these threads without it descending into exaggerated shitposting?
James Morales
this holy shit
Tyler Thomas
>be me, epic poster on Sup Forums >sharing fave musics gemz nobuddy ever heard of b4 liek JOHN LENNON and JIM MORRISON >Suddenly, a wild WOMANZ apperd!!!1ยก! >"FUKKEN FREAKOS, I BET U DON EVEN LISSEN 2 GUD MUZIKS" >"OH YEAH? WHATZ UR FAVEZ HIDDEN JIMS OF MOOZNICKS, BITCH?" >she mumbles some fucking gay pleb band liek JOOST EMBIBER or ARYAN GRANDY >I kick her FUCKING FACE IN with my RYM TOP FIVES >she runzz away, cryen an promising 2 git gud at moozikkks Champion 4 Sup Forums here 2 claym viktry over da wimmenz
Zachary Evans
Bro you pop that new Chainsmokers
Jackson Bailey
Women have no incentive to be interesting. There are zero social consequences for them if they make total fools of themselves.
Brandon Lee
You never invited her over to get drunk and listen to music? You could have expanded her music taste and formed some sort of bond from it. Now you are just some guy who liked a song she liked.
Easton Moore
Haha NO I'm not a gay HOMO
I lissen 2 REEL MISSIC liek ENBILULUGUGAL an BABYGOATFUCKRAPERMOM
Lucas King
>girl listens to Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande
already this shitpost is more subtle than half the shitposts in this thread, lol
Connor Diaz
gay
Ryder Evans
She said I should come to her room sometime to show her what other music I liked but I dunno why I would have done that when I can talk to anons that know their stuff.
Luke James
why indeed
Jaxson Hernandez
If a girl actually liked those bands I'd still date her, because it means she is willing to hear more new music :)
Ian Wright
>muh superior music taste
Julian Ward
How is discussing musical tastes with someone bad social skills? I remember during one of my first shifts a female coworker came up to me and asked what music I'm into.
I'm convinced this is bait.
Ryan Kelly
Well, if she asked you, it's fine. But if you ask her, then you've put her in an uncomfortable, defensive position, which, you FUCKING WHITE MALE, is
When will you Beatles fanboy retards realize i was making fun of the fact that she didnt know who paul mccartney was and not that she likes the eagles and beatles?
Colton Russell
coulda got laid, but didnt. but hey, its all good. it aint always about getting "laid" to make yourself feel better
Adam Green
oh, you know about rape huh?
alright, name your 5 favorite rape victims
tell me about your state's rape statutes
Jonathan White
bruh. she wanted your peepee
Julian James
When will you realise she was barely paying attention to you and your creepy chatup technique
Angel Powell
>having a technique to have small talk with girls
Holy shit please contain your autism
Oliver Anderson
My favorite rape victim would have to be you.
>state's rape statutes I live in Uganda and we can rape as we please.
William Cook
LOL
Julian Lewis
which jeff buckley music video is that from
Carter Morris
this is what vagina envy looks like
Owen Martin
Well he's right
Jayden Butler
>Ex says music is her life >links me her last.fm page >Bon Iver >Nothing else >Literally all she listened to was Bon Iver
Why
Hudson Murphy
he's not wrong
Nathaniel Cooper
>>perfectly legitimate response, carry on what do you mean by this? every board spergs out with this kinda shit
Christian Green
You know OP, the vast majority of people aren't as obsessive about movies or music, like you are. The vast majority of people use these mediums in the way in which they were intended: for entertainment. A little recognition and cognisance of the fact that you are the minority in most social situations off of this board is required.