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THE WAR WAS LOST
First for Jonsa and thicc Sansa
first for syrio is still jaqen
>Stannis' gonna burn his daughter in the books as well
Stop this meme. D&D said this for damage control. Shireen and Stannis are not even near each other. Melisandre will sacrifice Shireen to revive Jon
5th for boipucci
I WANT CUMMY
IN MUMMYS
BUMMY
hey boys
First for my favorite cub on Bear Island.
>Sansa survives walking neck deep through a freezing river
>Arya survives getting stabbed multiple times in the gut and swimming through a sewer
10/10 writing
THE TREATY SIGNED
this is honestly sick as fuck
end this meme. confess your sins. change your life.
can't wait to see ramsay flay her
doin gods work
Do the Targs follow the old gods, or the new?
Press F to pay respects.
Sansa gets blacked in this episode
He will teleport to Castle Black, abduct a screaming Shireen, and burn her alive before the Battle of Ice. This causes the northern houses and his own army to turn against him, sealing his fate.
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
They follow the Seven
Please don't say such things about my little cub.
the new
First for Snowdown > Bastardbowl
HE WAS NOT KUCKED
>Season 6 Episode 9
>Jon and his combined forces of Stark loyalists and Wildlings are overwhelmed by Bolton-Karstark-Umber alliance
>Jon's army is mercilessly slaughtered by Ramsay's phalanx tactic
>All hope seems lost
>Suddenly, a light appears from horizon
>It's the vengeful wraith of Stannis, riding a flaming stag
>Behind him are the wraiths of his soldiers, still loyal even after death and burning with the desire for vengeance
>"FORM RANK YOU DOGS"
>Stannis and his Army of the Dead charges toward Winterfell
>The ghost cavalry overwhelms Bolton forces defending Winterfell
>Bolton forces are mercilessly slaughtered while others panic and flee
>Ramsay is confronted by the Wraith King
>"So you Boltons say naked man has few secrets but flayed man has none... How many secrets does a burned man have?"
>Stannis snaps finger
>Ramsay is roasted alive in most painful way possible while he screams agonizingly for 3 hours straight.
>Jon kneels and shows gratitude
>Stannis nods
>Fulfilling their duty and at last, Stannis and his ghost army finally depart from the world of the living
So what exactly started this "strong women" horseshit that plagues almost all TV shows and movies today?
STANNIS IS ALIVE IN THE SHOW DAMMIT
>Promise me, Ned-senpai.
they were converted to the new gods at some point, i don't remember what they followed before that happened
they were worshipping the valyrian gods but aegon the conqueror said "lemme get sum nice sept here"
god, you say? bran is god
There is no teleporting in the books and he is snowed in at a village. Please read the books before responding.
Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.
I'm going to love it.
You're going to love it.
It will get rave reviews
It will do record ratings
It will win multiple Emmy awards
It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.
Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.
However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.
Feels good. Feels so very good!
definitely a twink
Who /stannis/ here?
stop spamming you fucking cunt
it will most likely be complete shit
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>read the books
It's a TV board you dumb cunt. Book whining not welcome here.
>ayyy promise me, papi
Put on a tripcode so I can filter you fag
Also
>Record ratings
Against game 7 of the NBA finals, yeah not happening kiddo.
cuck
Fuck, just watched tonight's episode.
Sup Forums will explode, I promise.
GOT MYSELF A BUN
kek, has anybody else seen these
1/3
>Stannis defeated by 20 men
Girl powerXDDDD
Who /Highgarden/ here?
Say it with me
ONE
TRUE
KING
okay, pal
stop whining
>yfw sansa dies tonight
Hey reddit! Just incase you missed out on the meaning of our new favourite word.
:^)
HERE! STANNERMEN GATHER!
why does every stannis greentext story have him shouting form ranks
...
I'd be satisfied with this
Only about a million times. Fuck off.
assuming docmantistobogan isn't lying, how the fuck do sansa and LF end up arriving together?
all the promo pics and trailers just show her with jon.
If anything Sansa is the one to kill Ramsay because REVENGE AND GIRLS ARE JUST AS STRONG AS BOYS
stannis will show up out of nowhere with lightbringer in hand and kill both the treacherous bastards
Because it's funny
Bend those knees boys.
But they were good men.
re: 2/3
If you don't like the show don't watch it. Simple!
Why are you such bitter whining cunts?
...
>wake up
>realize there's a new GoT episode today
She actually wants to put him on trial and so he will die next season.
Its habbening
I want him to die violently. Killing men by the dozen. Saving a member of House Stark.
This is the only way to redemption.
3/3
>I lose all interest in writing it
How prophetic
(You)
The light blocks too much of it. Won't read/10.
God if we get more of the Cub of Bear Island I'll be so fucking excited for next season.
hbo shills can fuck off
the only reason to watch the show at this point is to witness the massive train wreck
>I'm guessing the shot has been taken out of context a little for the trailer and that she's actually sat on her horse beside LF before the Vale rides in.
MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE
do you think he likes bear daddies?
I want him to kill Dany by pretending to be an unsullied.
>deadly rivalry between Tyrion and Jon Snow
WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
How badly are the hacks going to try to rip this off tonight?
>it's another "all is lost until a cavalry charge arrives at the last second." episode
>3 hours
I chuckled
So the Lich King and his boys will crash party in Winterfell with no survivors?
>Vale knights come riding in
>Slaughter soldiers on both sides
>Littlefinger claims Winterfell/the North for himself
CHOSEN WUN
dt
can someone explain to me why even the dornish retards were able to come up with the idea of a wheelchair for their not-even-really-all-that-crippled-Lord yet nobody in winterfell ever thought of it for Bran?
THE CHOSEN ONE
No. The season will end with the Others/wights massed at the wall.
So you hate the show but every week waste an hour of life watching it and every day waste ten hours on here whining.
Good for you!
are the giants literally extinct since wun seems to be the only one left
Episode begins in 12 hours
Do you have a stream ready?
Doran still had to be carried up stairs by Areo, showfag
>The imp and the hunchback were meant to be together
>vale knights come in
>ignore the battle
>vale army chases down sansa and gang bangs her until she dies from exhaustion
This guy was the best new character this season.
Prove me wrong.
Arya literally being a Mary Sue character. Tumblr would have loved it even more than they already do.
the close streams pretty fast
Dorne is one flat city in the middle of a bunch of desert, while Bran has to go around hill and rocks, and up and down stairs.