retarded super power thread go
Retarded super power thread go
ultra fast aging
acid tears
Communicate with fruit.
you can seduce hats
invisible handwriting
cant increase the strength of your muscles but your bones become adversely weaker
can
Change skin colour but only slightly
the power to liquify your forehead
Laughing gas farts.
Make a gf appear out of thin air
The ability to make 650,000 of Hillary Clinton's emails appear out of a sex crime investigation into her top aide's soon to be ex-husband.
summon a lamp, once
Able to speak to cats. Though the little fuckers can't understand a word because... cats.
Have slightly better than average smelling
The ability to turn invisible except your genitals
invisible handwriting
Invincible to really rare diseases
Can change into any criminal on the top 10 most wanted list.
On Sup Forums a really rare disease would be HIV since neckbeards never get laid.
>That's a useful superpower for a neckbeard
Can spontaneously decay parts of only your own body
So you could commit ANY crime you want and someone else gets the criminal charges?
HOW IS THAT A USELESS POWER???
mfw I've had a superpower all along whoa.png
Depression
Classic:
Being immune to the 7th bullet hitting you in succession.
Can't change back though.
peel fruit with your mind, but only when it's unripe
Can I get plastic surgery after with the millions I get robbing banks for a few days?
>implying you have the know how to aquire millions and get away with it
what would be the fucking point in changing into a wanted criminal then???
The power to heat up any ketchup within 10 feet radius