Post your prison waifu

Post your prison waifu

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I want to fuck the shit out of nickels for some reason. I feel like taping a bag of heroin to my forehead and fucking her missionary while she desperately tries to grab for it would make the hottest sex imaginable.

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Ya'll niggas are gay if it's not Maritza.

if I commit some crime can I just claim I'm trans and get put in a womens prison?

you don't get put in general population if you still have a dick

what if its a really small dick?

Conjugal Visits are a thing...

Yeah but you won't get your ass beat/fucked ass hard in a women's prison

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i'll i'd actually like getting beat up and raped if i was in a womens prison

Is that the man-lady?

>no Pennsatucky

Shit tier taste, all of you

1. Flaca - dat smiths love
2. nicky - natasha lyonne plays the best lesbians in everything
3. pennsatucky - i just wanna show her that she deserves to be loved

But she doesn't user

Not even sorry

Ew nigga just ewwwwww

yes she does user
i can fix her

Are you retarded?

>jewish girl
>shoulder length hair
>jew york accent

perfect woman
10/10

She does not look that bad in the flashbacks

Shes italian

>italian girl
>shoulder length hair
>jew york accent

perfect woman
10/10

It's the fat spic.

So the dude you replied to is obviously a fatty fucker or a nigger.

RIP

Best girls:

Alex
Poussey
Soso
Maritza

Shit=everyone else

hottest - Maritza a.k.a "Yessica, like Jessica but ethnic" a.k.a driving latina
cutest - Pennsatucky
waifu - Lorna

She got pregnant you dumb fuck

She was heavy before that, and this is coming from a chubby chaser.

Dr Pavel?

god dam she is ugly

It also shows that she only acts crazy so everyone leaves her alone.

>soso
>fucking tumblr hipster teenager chink
>best
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

Shit fair point maybe. I haven't watched season one since it came out

The tattooed aussie bitch from last year was pretty hot.

Justin Bieber is really hot nowadays ain't he

Beieber does have a lot of feminine features. Probably would have made a decent trap.

Patrician taste, user
Imagine the passionate sex. Hnng

Bieber would have made a flawless trap. Basically I still need proof that thing has a dick at all.

Talking sex best sex

God damn.

She looks like Frieda Kahlo, patrician taste.

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go

>not picking based flaca

Alrighty.

AY, DIOS MIO!

Not even memeing, 3rd place for me behind Maritza and Brooke.

>Illegal twerk
you need some sort of a permission for twerking?

not bad, shawna.

>not geico.jpg

I do not remember her being stacked.

mite b cool

>no nickles
I mean I get that she's chasing the dragon but still best girl.

My age, too.

not like she's ever showing off in the show with her prison get up

Flacca for sure.

I'll take a Tarran please. I like a girl who smiles even when the chips are down.

Accurate.

Let's go Jillian.

Renee = best girl
I'd like to know more about her case.

She clearly lived deliciously.

07-09 pls

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Cassie and Linda are perfection desu.

roll

Her accent was the only thing that stopped me from liking her more
I thought I liked aus-accents until I had to listen to her

Rolly Polly

Why have we not seen her titties yet?

I need to see those Mexitits.

>35
>check chart
>imokaywiththis.exe

>implying you wouldn't

Rolling

Scratin

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Let's roll

OOOOOOOOOOOH
she was in Fringe, whole season was thinking where i saw her

Rell

Any more, my friend?

youtube.com/watch?v=uMIU8EImqAM

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Rollio

:(

That Asian girl is hiding some serious titties under that outfit.

No she's not

Just her voice is enough for me

Rolling.

This. I feel like Netflix has betrayed me by not having her go nude now.

Victoria please?


>Not wanting a qt stalking your sorry ass

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Rollin

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gibsmedat

hmmmm

someone post a webm of her getting fucked in her flashback.

Roland

rollin

rolling.

also
>2 of them are from the ada county sheriff's office
>i work for the court and i check their public current arrests roster like every day at work
>i saw those two inmates on the roster the same day they were arrested
>i am thoroughly convinced that becoming a detention deputy would be pretty cool just because of the waifus that get arrested

>tfw get Gabrielle
>tfw I actually live in tarrant county

boo

reroll