TWO IN ONE DAY HOLY SHIT

TWO IN ONE DAY HOLY SHIT

HIT BY A CAR IN NY

post a source faggot

RIP NIGHTCRAWLER OF PERSIA

Not quite.

F

hell be fine

If I were a girl I would haven't reject him, no homo

he looks so ethnic

kek

Yeah he's pretty hot. I'd fuck him.

I'm the user that broke the story about Anton Yelchin hours before the press. The headline will be everywhere soon.

>would haven't

apology for poor english

when were you when jack gillenbaal dies?

i was sat at home eating stupid human suit when heat ring

‘jackis kill’

‘no’

"I would have not" is still proper grammar, faggot.

No it is not.

It's "wouldn't have" not "would haven't"

I wouldn't have rejected him

I would have not rejected him

I would haven't rejected him


It is technically right I guess but sounds weird as shit

yeah same here, no homo but i'd totally fuck him

no homo though just saying

...

Yeah I'd totally let him gag me with his cock then let him push my shit in using my saliva as lube homes.

No homo.

Women today are overvalued. They literally make the call on whether or not to date a millionaire. The bitch is probably worthless, like most other whores who somehow manage to value themselves into the upper echelon of society while being completely useless.

Imagine being the guy whose girlfriend turned down Jake Gyllenhaal because she's with you.

Would never happen. Females are drawn to the nearest male that can increase their wealth or social standing. Loyalty isn't something they experience.

Now you are getting it

you need to make the money to buy a meal

No you aren't faggot
1/10 for reply

1/10 made me reply

>2+2=5

dude you're just wrong here, take the L like a man and accept that you learned something today

Total dominance achieved

He was the whitest kid in the world in Donnie Darko and then grew up to look like a cholo.

Gee, it's as if hollywood media were the only ones perpetuating that he was attractive. Huh, makes you think.

Too late, the groupthink has "duuuuude lmao"'d louder than the truth.

what if I told you that 1x1 is 1 and not 2? But it should be 2.

That article alone proved that there are exceptions to this. This woman was dining alone, too. She literally preferred loneliness to wealth or social status.

Muddafuk

>1x1 is 1 and not 2

>see pretty woman at a restaurant
>go up and chat with her for a bit
>she has boyfriend
>politely excuse myself after a bit more chat and leave
>front page news headlines

Remind me why being famous is good

>Remind me why being famous is good

being a millionaire and endless pussy

Nobody gets hit by cars in NY you donut. All the traffic goes 10 mph

I'd slap her across the fucking face and tell her to go over there and beg forgiveness.

How is "one," "one time," two?

Doubt it.

She rejected him so she could gloat about it for the rest of her life. But as her looks slowly wither away over the years she'll look back on this moment and regret not taking him up on the offer

How

He looks like your average bearded white man

lmao

>imagine I wouldn't mind being a cuck for Jakey

She's gonna regret that in a couple months when her current relationship falls apart, if she doesn't already

I would punt her to the curve and drive straight over to Jake's house to find true happiness.

>decide to read the dumb clickbait article cause bored

Assuming it's true nowhere does it explicitly say that he was trying to pick her up. It's possible to have a long conversation with a woman without the intent of trying to pick her up, despite what some believe.

IM NOT GAY IM JUST SAYING

MY BROTHER DOWN IN ATLANTIC CITY CAN TELL YA

>celeb gossip piece
>front page news
bread riots in venezuela and the mass protest in okinawa are front page news, not this

then explain what the point of NYC vision zero is

Queens Blvd aka Boulevard of Murder

I'd let him painfully force fuck my ass raw in some alley while he called me a faggot.

No homo

>using contractions
Plebs

It's being arranged as we speak
Find your way o the nearest dark alley and present yourself.

It's known as the Boulevard of Death actually.

>turning down perfection
That bitch crazy.

Is he absorbing maggie's life force? How does he look so much better?

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

poor guy kinda resembles his sister what did ya expect?

Would have immediately struck a deal, that's perfect leverage right there.

>see pretty woman at a restaurant
>go up and chat with her for a bit
you lost me

>She literally preferred loneliness to wealth or social status.

LONDON
O
N
D
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N

slow news day

My lord, that hairline.

Im crying

hes sexy as hell tho

god damn, "journalists" like these are just so fucking pathetic

She's probably only into bbc tbqh.

The first step in getting back to the good old days of journalism is first kill tabloid journalism. Then kill writers who work for salon, buzzfeed, and the huffingtonpost.

>Would haven't
is incorrect.

The others are correct.

Pity your anti-groupthink Reddit-posting showcases your idiocy this time, buddy.

I'm sure you sometimes do come off as a frustrated intellectual.

This tbqh

because this headline is gonna get him more pussy from girls who feel bad for him.

don't you ever frighten me like that again you fucking faggot

now i'm all paranoid about Jake Gyllenhaal dying

Warms my heart actually. Basically goes against the whole "girls will fuck chad no matter what then come home to their bf and lie to them."

Loyal women do exist.