Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES: General: 1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped. 2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP. 3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully. 4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP. 5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count) 6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters: 1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders). 2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them. 3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively. 4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting: 1. Only counts arabic numerals. 2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count. 3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits. 4. Pictures do not count. 5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages. 6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content. 7. Fractions do not count. 8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 3
Anthony Walker
go
Cooper Hernandez
Roll
Logan Green
SKIP!!!
Carson Allen
let us continue.
Levi Gray
Rolling one.
Jacob Scott
Fuck off, rolling
Nathan Hall
Here we go again.
Logan Thomas
888 go
Asher Lopez
Rolling two.
Angel Murphy
We still need trips?
Leo Reed
Rolling three.
Connor Foster
Inverse satan is on our side 999 get
Caleb Carter
One off
Jace Jenkins
9999 getum
Jack King
...
Jeremiah Miller
can we still use that bed
Ethan Reyes
nice trip though. kek
Benjamin Thompson
FUUUUCK user
Oliver Roberts
lets go
Jose Edwards
Fuck you witch of izoleth
Brody Ross
all of lost izalith was shit
Sebastian Ortiz
those arent trips newfag
Noah Evans
HEY BATTER BATTER
Thomas Scott
Heil hitl... Sorry wrong thread Praise the sun
Jaxon Lopez
Woah
Logan Taylor
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Asher Price
Help me
Anthony Lee
Count my 11 in.
Blake Carter
Whoa
Daniel Gonzalez
just firebomb that shit and lets call it a day
Isaac Flores
gah, we have to kill this thing
Camden Murphy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lincoln Long
Thanks.
Ayden Lewis
I said the same thing
David Morgan
>710319520 w...w...what
William Collins
SWING
John Martin
That has to count for something
Christopher Bennett
NO! We have to skip this thing!
SKIP!
Hunter Wood
That's gotta be something
Caleb Cooper
Also count those 22 in... man i'm shining today
Connor Baker
I was a different user but you're welcome
Angel Evans
Witness me.
Camden Turner
Satan go
Ryder Martinez
Please, we have to escape
SKIP, use wallhack
Landon Williams
More wow
Nathaniel Perry
skip
Logan Rodriguez
Wow. That's powerful. LOL of dps here
Ryder Flores
skip
Ryan Roberts
Roll
Ethan Watson
360 skip
Bentley Collins
Skip
Nathan Brown
No skip, we can do dis
Carson Harris
SKIP
Tyler Myers
Sliding the ram for the 12957th time. Sister fire was ignored again
Jonathan Stewart
skip!
Lucas Russell
can this add up to trips? lots of normal bombs did far more damage than 2 Nukes :3
David Murphy
Wow my third dubs
Kevin Williams
Roll faggots
Luke Rogers
Fuck you were skipping
SKIP
Gabriel Rodriguez
Skip and travel back to the crypt and sleep in a coffin
Gabriel Lewis
Skip
Kayden White
skip
Aaron Diaz
Skip plus dubs
Blake Morales
OP were waiting
Brayden Gutierrez
WUTS GOOD
ESCAPE IS AT HAND
Gavin Fisher
No
Henry Phillips
Skipped. Let's move on op
Jeremiah Roberts
So many dubs wtf
Michael Bell
op pls
Dylan Anderson
next boss
Anthony Butler
It never ends
Charles Russell
...
Dominic Harris
come on op
Dominic Cook
He's probably making the next post. Let us be patient user
Jose Bailey
Why skip tho, this is pretty easy compared to what it will probably be next
Juan Hughes
Another one
Camden Lopez
Roll
Jack Young
Because NOBODY likes the bed of chaos
Jason King
ahhhhhhh
sorry, newfag here
Dominic Johnson
Should be dubs for left chain, I always kill that one will arrows.
Gabriel Ward
Fair enough
Ethan Ramirez
lol nobody cares, let's kill some bosses
Elijah Sanders
you people cursed us, do not underestimate the power of witch pyromancies, you better apolgize so they cancel this pyromancy that disables gets.
Aiden Hill
Believe it or not I defeated the bed of chaos on my first try.
Isaac Hughes
You probably cheesed it tbh
William Edwards
OP feel asleep?
Owen Martinez
Rolling
Asher Reyes
On which subclass?
Dominic Wilson
...
Luis Wright
R.I.P Thread OP fell asleep.
Hudson Mitchell
fuck yeah last time i saw this thread a couple months ago we were caining through it and then i had to leave. did anyone ever manage to beat it?