Who was here the other day for the Looney Lindsey thread?
Have we EVER come across a crazier bitch on the interwebz? How does this beast not have an ED article?
For those that don't remember, an user did a Dubs Decides thread for a text convo with a crazy girl from his job. Girl ended up giving him the link to her personal online diary/poetry blog.
It was filled with most lul-worthy shit I have ver seen. The thread was going for hours. Anyone have any more screen caps or even a link to her site?
I saved some of the pics that user shared of her. the ones not on the blog.
like this one of her smeggy puss
Evan Martin
the address is
neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
shit is internet gold
Josiah Reed
I don't even know what reaction image this is
Brody Gomez
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Aaron Nelson
her name is Cassandra Lindsey Perry. her blog is: neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
she thinks she's witch and a dragon.
Jack Diaz
I'd rim that hole for days
Brayden Flores
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William Wilson
>neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com Wow, this is pretty horrible and hard to look away from.
Samuel Cox
how many fucking posts are on this site? WTF
Jace Turner
i appears she's live at the moment. user asked her a question just a minute ago and she replied.
Jeremiah Richardson
Diary: 8/21/2010
Last Wens I was arrested for throwing soft-shelled corn tortillas with dogshit at the Taco Bell in Algood.
Those fuckers had it coming.
I suspect they were putting Limeaway in my Mt. Dew.
You don’t fuck with the FEMDRAGON.
They didn’t know they were fucking with a future centerfold.
Christopher Moore
What Jeff Did
He spread my sex apart with clothespins and hammered my clit with his giant woodcock.
He slid a lit match into my asshole.
The drank his burbon and spit it into my pussy.
That’s what he did
Jace Butler
I've been on the net since '96 and i've been browsing Sup Forums since maybe '07.
I've seen a lot of strange shit and read a lot of odd pasta.
But i've never seen this much weird shit in one place at one time.
Justin Powell
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Julian Harris
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Jonathan Thompson
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Isaiah Martin
A witch and a dragon? Holy shit, she's nuttier than squirrel poo.
Aaron Cruz
Then you haven't seen enough yet, son.
Jack Bennett
I can almost see the smell [spoiler]would hit[/spoiler]
Robert Phillips
Someone should send her a link to this thread. We might get to see some crazy go down.
Angel Sanchez
oldfag here. Cassandra, aka Lady Lindsey has been around awhile. Sup Forums has known about her for a while but everytime she pops up, user comes on too strong and she Deletes Fucking Everything.
One time, she even met a handful of local anons and had groupsex with them.
Then, she comes to Sup Forums and posts pics of fuckfest to prove that she's "hot enough to fuck" since user called her a landwhale and un-fuckable.
This bitch is a major lolcow, but she's legit crazy. She's hard to fuck with because she literally gives 0 fucks. She has no family or job. so it's impossible to troll her.
It's best to just laugh and walk away. This is the kind of girl that will literally kill you.
Brayden Price
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Jaxon Ortiz
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Ayden Johnson
November 2, 2016 Amber Waves of Pain
Tick tock. Tick tock. Thick cock. Thick cock.
I sip my coffee and stretch my legs. My civic duty calls. BALLOT STAMPER.
The bitch or the blowhard. What difference does it make? We’re fucked.
King Obama laughs from his throne of gilded skulls. He will not pass the scepter.
Despite this knowledge. I will cast my vote on the chance the Lord Jesus will save us.
From his divine rod, pours the milk of salvation.
~Lady Lindsey
Anthony Thompson
The prior work of user, I assume.
Logan Garcia
bets on what STDs she's got
Lincoln Mitchell
>>visited her site >>read a post about Sasquatch Sex >>want to die
Angel Rodriguez
Yeasty af
Cooper Green
Seconded
Mason Baker
>>Apparently this is legit. Found this on her page.
November 1, 2009 Diary: 11/1/2009
Dear diary.
Well. Here I am after a long night of conquering morons. It looks like I won this battle after all. Let me explain.
As I told you before. These idiots from a site called 4-Chan found my blog thanks to Jeffrey. They said terrible things in my comments (which I’ve now deleted and disabled). Things like, I was fat, I looked like a whale, etc.
One local guy from Tennessee Tech even left comments. He has the GALL to call me a “landwhale” so I told him to come say it to my face. He said “ok.” So I told him to meet me in person at El Tapatio.
Well, guess what? He had a pair after all. He showed up. Granted, he brought two of his frat brothers with him. He wasn’t so bold in person. I had them all eating out of my hand in less than a half an hour.
Before I knew it, they were literally BEGGING for my body. That’s when a plan hit me…
The four of us walked across the parking lot the Best Western and had group sex. Yep. That’s right. I let these guys have their way with me. Why do you ask?
Well. If i’m so ugly and disgusting, why on earth would they want to fuck me?
They wouldn’t.
So yeah.
Looks like I win. Boom. I got the treat. They got the trick.
Filed under diary
Owen Lewis
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Jonathan Green
Yep, I didn't make those.
Josiah Morris
Her first post:
Dear Diary,
Hi. I’m being forced to write in you by Dr. Fuckhead. I have a list of shit I have to address so here we go.
My name is Cassandra Lindsey Perry from Baxter, TN.
I am a good person.
But like everyone else, I am not perfect and that is acceptable.
I promise to write here as a condition of my treatment (BUT REMEMBER YOU SAID I CAN EXPRESS MYSELF… **DON’T LIKE IT DON’T READ IT!** )
Julian Gray
October 30, 2009 NOTICE TO THE 4 CHANNEL PEOPLE
Princess here. I know you think you’re SOOOOOOO cool and “l33t”. Leaving me ugly comments and photoshopping my pictures. Some of you even tried to get in my Facebook. Just give up. You can’t win.
You really don’t know who you’re messing with… I can do things. I will do these things.
GODDAMN EVEN AS I TYPE THIS, I’m getting emails from yahoo about you idiots trying to get into my email. IT WON’T HAPPEN!!! I’m TOO SMART FOR YOU.
THAT’S IT!!!! It’s time to pull rank!!
By the power vested in me by the Glitterland Celestial board of womanhood I hereby SENTENCE ALL 4CHANNEL PEOPLE TO NO SHITTING FOR 1 WEEK!!! - Let’s see how you like that! HAH!
And YOU! JEFF. Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. This is your fault! You shared my dreamworlds with these neanderthals. You are no longer my fantasy mountain main. oh nooooo! From this day forth, I christen thee: TURDLORD.
What you don’t know… I’m cooking something up.
~Princess Lindsey Filed under FACT
Nicholas Gomez
Message to Jeff (NO ONE ELSE READ)
I know you read this.
F.Y.I.
I’m STILL single… and LOOKING.
You should give me a call. I’ll put my tongue in your butt.
Henry Foster
Been sat here reading the shit on her tumblr, I genuinly think she's mad, She actually needs help or something
Not sure why you’re not writing me back… I KNOW YOU READ THIS.
So, it’s Halloween and I wanted you to know that I made this for you out of candy necklaces. it took me over an hour….
come get it…
Angel Hill
wtf... does the bitch not realize anyone can see that shit?
"no one else read"
kek
Eli Jenkins
>I christen thee TURDLORD
Noah Thompson
>You should give me a call. I’ll put my tongue in your butt. well you sold me
Liam Bailey
ok... how do we contact this crazy twat?
I wanna hit it
Isaiah Green
She's already responded once on her tumblr.
Jason Gonzalez
she has very recent blog posts, just ask shit on there
Andrew Sanders
This is her second ever post. Seems pretty angsty but normal. Talks about being in therapy. Working backwards to the present you can seriously see the decline of her mental state.
Diary: 03/27/2006
Dear Diary.
Ok. So.
As requested, I’m going to calm down and do this diary thing as I’ve been instructed.
My name is Cassandra Lindsey Perry. But only my mother called me Cassandra. I don’t like her and I don’t talk to her. So everyone calls me Lindsey.
I am keeping this diary as part of an agreement with my therapist.
I’m 19, almost 20. But even though I’m a legal adult, I get treated like I’m a child. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and Schizoaffective disorder. In a nutshell, I’m crazy and I have papers to prove it.
When I was still a baby, my mother (aka: the dead-to-me whore) left my father and abandoned me in the process. I was raised by dad until I was 9. When he was locked up for sexually molesting me. Since then, I have been in foster care. Most recently, I have lived with Mr. and Mrs. Taylor in Baxter.
For the last six months, I have been petitioning my case officer to allow me to move out and manage my own affairs. I have not had a violent episode in over three years.I have proven myself to have a strong work ethic by babysitting my cousin’s newborn daughter. And, I have also demonstrated my ability to maintain normal social relationships. I have been dating my boyfriend for three months now.
If, I am allowed to manage my own affairs, I plan to move in with him (Shaun) and work on getting a real job.
Imported from Blogger 3/27/2006
Brayden Thomas
Diary: 9/17/2016
Dear Diary,
I suppose considering my current state of affairs, it is time to provide you with an update.
For the last two days I’ve been living in a tent in my front yard because I’m afraid to go into my house. The other morning I discovered my home was haunted by both the Devil himself and the ghost of Tupac Shakur.
Smudging didn’t do shit.
But at least I’m not longer a black girl. That fucking sucked.
Let me tell you. getting possessed and poly-morphed into another race is a fucking drag. But I guess that explains why Tupac thinks he is my boyfriend.
Yes, you could say that a lot has happened since I last wrote here.
In summary,
Two weeks ago, I accidentally opened my demon bottle. Yep. You guessed it. Snatchblack got out and opened the door to the Devil. I called 911 and told them to come get him, but they thought I was crazy. Sooooo I decided to take matters into my own hands and I called the police a second time and told them I was going to hurt myself. While they were on the way I prepared a potion of protection and when they arrived I tried to show them what was inside, but they freaked out and put me in Moccasin Bend for a few days. PS. They never did arrest the Devil so when I got home he was still there hiding in the sunbeams mocking me.
While i was gone, someone broke it and stole my pet ferret, my Fifty Shades novel collection and my fucking television. I went on Facebook to make a post about it and I saw a picture Paige had posted. In the background… I noticed my fucking TV on her wall. That CUNT broke in and stole my shit while I was in the hospital. So, officially, for the fucking records. PAIGE IS NO LONGER MY BFF.
I’m not sure what I’m going to do next. But I will keep you updated.
Cooper Turner
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Kayden Foster
I fuck a lot of bitches off of CL. Accidently fucking one like this is one of my worst fears.
John Gray
She posts pictures of different women.... it's a troll. Look at the tits, sometimes she has ghostnips, other times they're small and pink. Sometimes her pussy looks like a giant hairy black hole with sagging lips, other times it looks smelly but otherwise human.
Christopher Torres
Trouble in Paradise
Diary: 8/19/2006
Dear Diary,
Shaun is being a fucking prick. He yelled at me tonight because I was listening to my Clay Aiken CD in my Discman and he said he could still hear it. He told me that his ears don’t like to hear that “faggot music” and if he heard it one more time, he was going to break my CD.
Well. Fuck him. If he breaks my CD, I’m going to straight up break his heart and take my hot body somewhere else.
I’m so sick of his fucking shit, that I’m going out to karaoke with some girls from work this weekend and he can fuck right off.
Connor Sanders
>I should callus my anus by using it as a bottle opener > he explains it will come in handy on march 7 2017 > god only knows whats planned > but i will be ready
Anthony Harris
i noticed that too. but then when I look closer she always has the same mole (below tits) it's the same girl but it seems her weight goes up and down
Jonathan Fisher
same girl, she seems addicted to mayonnaise and to be following a diet sometimes
Easton Parker
to think there is a psychiatrist that has to read all this shit in order to make sure she's still alive and taking her treatment he probably fucks her too
Anthony Campbell
FARTDAUGHTER
From the bumper of his Nova he beckons me. “Come here girl! I got a present for ya!” My obedience is rewarded with a lift of his leg and a shot of stink in the face. He’s pulled this prank so many times today that I can smell the stench of his fart lingering in my hair…
I am a tool for his amusement. He is a vile thing. He likes to consume a variety of foods in hope of fermenting new and exotic gas. Its like a science experiment to him. He keeps a journal.
Today’s project consisted of Egg McMuffins at dawn. Three mugs of black coffee. Tuna Fish Sandwich for lunch, chased with a Miller Highlife.
He won’t dump his bowels until he’s gassed me. That’s his game. If I vomit I lose
Tonight I plan to win.
He refuses to feed me when were playing the game. Tonight, he’s going to finish the mix with reheated Chinese lo mein from a cardboard takeout box. I have to watch him gobble down the concoction of greasy noodles and other unidentifiable Asian morsels.
What he doesn’t know is, the day we went to the buffet to obtain said leftovers, I slyly stole a chopstick and concealed it in my sock.
Tonight, when he has me in the chair, forcing me to look directly into his straining asshole. I will shank his shitter with a stake of Asian wood…
No glaucoma test tonight daddy.
I win.
Jaxson Gonzalez
So this girl smokes crack right
Oliver Martinez
i think that ship sailed a long time ago.
now she just writes in it cuz she wants to
Isaiah Gomez
Message to Kim
KEEP FUCKING WITH ME BITCH!!!
I waited for you in front of Waffle House and you NEVER SHOWED< BITCH
FYI…. the NEXT TIME YOU TALK TO HIM, I’m going to equip the following items.
John Gonzalez
>>I’m going to equip the following items.
WowCow confirmed
Noah Wright
nah that's just your typical trump voter
Samuel Reyes
correction good sir. In her poem titled "Amber Waves of Pain", she slams both Trump and Hillary.
Elijah Perry
Libfag detected. Appease him by throwing WIC vouchers and food stamps at his mother. >faygawt
Eli Reed
Anyone have any private wins of this fuckcow, I find this strangely erotic, I bet her pussy smells like trash. I'd fuck this crazy bitch.
Parker Cruz
I'd like to see her gangbang pics but I doubt anyone saved those.
Kevin Allen
Oh Lawd have mercy
William Williams
I feel sorry for whoever Jeff was.
Jason King
I'm wondering if he was ever real at all or just a one night stand that saw the crazy and ran.
Christopher Ortiz
I don't know, but this is really some level of crazy to not be able to notice it right off the bat.
Carter Barnes
Crazy is good at hiding itself for a while in order to get sex.
Brandon James
Jeff Hodson apparently.
Colton Brooks
Idk of Jeff is real or made up, but if he is/was real, sounds like this cunt loves to get her poon pounded by him....maybe he's just a dildo? Maybe he was some dude taking advantage of her, knowing full well she's crazy. I find it pretty hot that she's a nasty filthy fuckbag tho.
Jose Brown
She calls him a hacker at some point, so he either doesn't exist or it's not a real name.
This chick is straight insane and should be in a facility somewhere.
Gavin Adams
I'm assuming someone catfished this crazy bitch.
Nolan Martinez
Here's a good example:
Ok sackless.
It’s time to NUT UP OR SHUT UP.
You want this dick holster? PROVE IT.
BECAUSE I"M DONE FUCKING WITH YOUR FAGGOT ASS YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS PUDENDA THENYOU NEED TO STEP UP LIKE A GRINGO AND EAT OF IT>
I CANOT GO ON WIT MY FLIRTING KNOWING YOU ARE FUCKING THATN IGGER I AM SICK OF YOUR BULL SHIT BULL SHIT!!!!!!!
I KNOW THE TRUSTH JEFF> OK??? I KNOW IT> YOU A RE A NIGGER FUCKING ASS HOLE>
AND I"M ABOUT TO GET BLACK.
I AM TIRED OF FUCKING MYSELF BY MYSELF DO you understand?!?@?@!?@$!?@#!!!?!
LOOK AT THIS MARVELOUS SHITPIT. IT WILL BE THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME YOU GET A PEEK AT IT!
JEFFREY DANIEL HODSON! (You know i’m pissed when i say YOUR FULL NAME)
Come give mommy some sugar. Asparagus dick.
Connor Perez
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Alexander Brown
Her asshole is huge.
Nathaniel Carter
It has to be for a demon to live in it
Anthony Edwards
MOAR
Jack Garcia
She has the worst kind of fat girl ass too. Somehow the rest of her can be fat but her ass is flat.
Ryder Gutierrez
If we could find her I think she's up for sharpie in the pooper.
Parker Turner
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen...Lines like this: "I cum with the intensity of a Bill Clinton Denial."...I just...how can I laugh so hard and be so disgusted at the same time Sup Forums?
Juan Fisher
Apparently someone doxxed her and posted on a site called "you got posted" ???? Any anons willing to dig around and find the gold?
Hudson Carter
some of her pics look like someone had to be there to take it?? Jeff???
Jason James
I mean this is 10 years of continual crazy. Gold.
Ethan Ward
OMFG GUYS I just stumbled on this thread. I fucking know lindsey and jeff IRL I'm text this to him right now
Owen Nelson
Sent this to THE jeff
Parker Cook
Bullshit
Luis King
Jeff is joining the thread!!
Ethan Wilson
I swear to fucking christ
David Sanders
Someone make a new thread now
David Howard
All hail Jeff!
Samuel Roberts
So what's the story??? Care to share? Also Jeff looks a bit young.
Nolan Flores
I am the jeff that Lindsey refers to. Ask me anything.