>movie night with my son's mother >we haven't had sex in months >I choose Eyes Wide Shut because I love Kubrick, she hates him and calls him mysoginistic and a bad person >she hates the movie and snarkily comments on it thorough >however >after it ends she immediately gets naked and wants me to fuck her
Holy shit Stan, have you created a hypno kino for sexually repressed women? Thank you Mr Kubrick.
Ryan Murphy
Were you confused into thinking this was your Blogspot?
Fuck off
Ian Flores
She got turned on by the demented drama and had an existential crisis because she realizes how shallow she is.
Source: women since the beginning of time.
Hudson Thompson
ITT OP's wet dream, which will never happen
Jace Myers
>my son's mother
Jose Edwards
>she hates him and calls him mysoginistic and a bad person
Where do you cucks find these sort of anger fueled women anyway?
Brandon Young
Same place we find gullible cunts like you
Ayden Powell
Shit thread. Can't believe someone took the time to write this, thinking to themselves how funny this must be.
Robert Bennett
H O W E V E R POWER
Jace Garcia
Sup Forums?
Luke Garcia
HOWEVER
Jose Young
cuck
Hunter Long
Well, we've met on uni
It's not funny, literally what happened.
How am I a cuck?
Luke Hall
...
Bentley Cook
I didn't get this ending.
Michael Clark
The bad guys abduct the daughter and start to do funny things with her brain.
Christian White
You two are both fucking retarded.
Joseph Edwards
I can say it's my dream too, and it'll pretty much never happen.
Easton Reed
ITT: Movies that women will NEVER understand
Colton Cruz
Just watched this kino yesterday, I loved how redpilled about women Kubrick was.
Anthony Foster
Well this wasn't supposed to be the ending until Kubrick died
Samuel Morgan
She's often pretty spot on when it comes to themes and the symbolism, but she was too focused on all those tits she thought were "offensive". Afterwards I've talked about it with her and I think I managed to convince her it's not bad at all but I feel salty that I've had to talk her into liking it in the first place.
Well, about women and men alike.
Gabriel Long
The wife knows what her husband did but doesn't care because she knows he loves her and can differentiate between lust and love.
John Gonzalez
>humans actually being logical and forgiving
what the fuck you're smoking? Throughout the whole movie, even in the opening scene scene she was being "parlayed" by a older gentleman and she was buying