Secrets thread. Faggots tell their deep dark perverted secret. Also general skeltal closet secret story that nobody else knows but you.
I'll start.
I did some sexy time with my mom.
Also I shared my wife's vibrator with a friend who's feet I worship regularly.
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Also general foot/leg/pussy/ass thread. Because feet.
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Woah woah woah, let's not jump the gun here.
Imma need a greentext bout that sexy time with mom
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>I did some sexy time with my mom.
Greentext better come soon my friend.
And pics of mom
>b 12 years aged poon
>find receipt in cardboard box on kitchen table
>"double headed dildo, vibrating butt plug, sexy time vhs"
>immediate boner.
>mom not home for several hours
>home alone
>start digging through moms closet.
>I know all the regular spots because I use my mom's purple dildo on my ass in the shower
>also sniff moms dirty socks and panties while I rub her shoes on my cock when I masturbate
>about to give up when I start checking the bathroom...
Cont...
No, you sound like a faggot.
Oh boy here we go
Aw hell yeah
>check bathroom under sink.
>jackpot.swf
>24 inch, double headed, 3 inch diameter, big ass pink dildo.
>way too big for my 12 year old ass
>too new so tastes gross too
>triple ribbed vibrating butt plug is very big and triangular shaped. Also know from previous experience that it will smell like my ass after.
>still no vhs in site.
>return all toys to original location a day start searching for vhs.
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Can't tell if legit yet
>can't find vhs anywhere.
>checked vcr. Nothing.
>It's getting late and my heart has been racing waiting for mom to come home
>decide to fapped before she gets home using her dirty panties that she wears all day at work and then goes to the gym in.
>crusty patch on pussy fabric spot
>lick vigorously while I fapped with one of her dirty socks around my cock.
>cum bursts through the unboiled spaghetti in my pockets and I fill her sock with cum.
>don't want her to find crusty sock so I wipe as much cum off as I can
>what doesn't wipe I try to lick/suck out of the cotton.
Cont..
Holy shit user, I'm not sure when it's supposed to get hot, it sounds a bit degenerate
>playing ff8 on playstation when mom comes home.
>anxiously breathing waiting for way to tell her I found the box.
>always wear same grey shorts to sleep in. I know from experience precum stains the front very easily.
>mom gets regular alcohol drink and sits down on Couch with me on my chair.
>she wants to watch something besides me playing video
>flip around thru channels
>can't stop thinking about what I found earlier.
>courage over boils through the overly cooked manicotti and spills into my dinosaur shaped hot pockets.
Great story, very interested. But what is with dry pasta references?
>me: Mom, I found the box on the table
>mom: what box?
>me: don't you fuck with me you stupid chav whore.
>I didn't say that but it would have been better than my mousy request to watch porn with my mom
>me: I saw the receipt for the dildo and the porn
>mom is nervous and sorta half smiling with shame
>tell her I want to watch it
>she asks why and I say because I've never seen it before
>she drunkenly agrees
>she tells me where to get the vhs in between her shirts in the closet.
>heart racing at 9000bpm. Get vhs and put it in vcr in living room
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I got jerked off by my mom about 5-6 times. Are you interested in a story?
>I walk to her room with a raging diamond that was recently excavated from the earth's core.
>It's swishing back and forth in the loose cotton fabric rubbing the sides of my cock head and collecting the precum to stain the front for my mom to see
>I try to cover it up by sitting on the couch next to her with my knees up
>she looks over with a glass of champagne in her hand and notices my cock is hard and my shorts are stained
>she says "are you turned on by this?" Referring to the crappy porn we are watching together.
Sure, why not
Lets hear it.
Yes do tell
an dennnn
NO AN DEN!
>12 year old me watching hardcore porn with my mom: of course I'm turned on, I'm watching people have sex.
>mom: what turns you on about it?
>me: I don't know. I guess because they are naked?
>me: but I like other things too
>mom: like what other things?
>me: like lesbians and things
>mom: haha oh ok. I can't believe you know about all this already. Anything else?
>me: feet.
>mom: feet? You like feet? What do you like about feet?
>me: can I show you?
>I get up a date walk down to her feet which are resting on the coffee table
>I start massaging them and immediately I start licking them.
>she pulls back like she's getting tickled and starts giggling
>I tell her I want to give her an orgasm
>mom: What!? Absolutely not.
>me: why not?
>mom: because you're my son.
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i randomly downvote threads on reddit for no good reason
Alright. Bit of background as well
>be me, born to a caring but stressed out mom and father who didn't bother to do a whole lot
>dad stuck around until I was 7, parents divorced and dad married a young russian about a year after the divorce
>after that I've lived with only my mom in a small but comfy apartment
>I was about 15 and got caught wanking by my mom, usually i faped when she wasn't home but I decided to risk it since I had just come from a week long camp and was feeling quite horny and decided to use headphones
>needless to say she just happened to walk in to my room and at first I don't think she realised what I was doing since she started asking me questions about my plans for the rest of summer and what not
>but she quite quickly realised what I was doing, kind of blushed and told me to "leave a signal" next time I'm faping when she's at home so she wouldn't walk in, said that she understood I was a teenage boy who needed to do it
>so I started to put a tie on my door knob whenever I was busy playing with myself
>things were going okay, she didn't walk in and I fapped like hell
>however, about half a year after that first incident I had gotten into a situation where I wasn't caring enough about school and stopped swimming (something I had done since I was 5, coaches said I might have potential to be a pro)
>one day she sits me down, asks what is the matter why have I turned into a teenage rebel
>told her I was constantly stressed and annoyed with school and practises, couldn't handle the pressure from school or my coaches
>then after a bit of talking she out of the blue and very quickly asked if I'm "taking care of myself"
>and then I realised that I might use this opportunity (my mom has some real nice tits that I always imagined cumming on, but she is a butterface in general)
>told her "no, I have not really masturbated since I'm starting to get bored of porn"
1/2
I stole a few nudes from my ex gf's little sister's computer. She is 16. Have also fapped with her used panties
I browse 9GAG
at what point in time do you watch hardcore porn with your mom???
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yessir, this is why we are here
>patiently waiting
Oh god user this is getting interesting
>I am so disappointed because mommy doesn't want to do sexy time with my 12 year old penis.
>so I get up and go sit down on the chair.
>me: well is it ok if I masturbate?
>mom: right now? No. Goto bed and do it there.
>me: but the porn is here on this TV and I don't have a vcr in my room!
>my mom takes a few seconds before she responds.
>then she says "okkkkk fine, shut the blinds and close the curtain"
>I leap off the couch, precum dripping from the tip of my tiny preteen dick and run over to clothes the shades.
>I get down on the floor by her legs and tell her I want to eat her out
>mom: I don't know if I can even have an orgasm, it's been so long.
>me: well I want to try anyway
>she says "ok fine, you can try if you want but we really shouldn't be doing this.
>she unbuttoned her jeans and slides them down her toned legs and off of her feet and throws them on the side of the couch.
>she has her feet up on the edge of the couch and she starts to open her legs for my anxious mouth.
>I'm about to taste pussy.
>im about to taste my mom's pussy.
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My gf was very shy and innocent, and we rarely had sex when i first met her, and we would only do it in missionary and she wore a shirt and socks to cover her body and feet
Now we live in an apartment together and over the months i have trained her to be my personal sex slave, she refers to me as sir or master, and i can do whatever i want to her whenever i want and she will never resist, i could have a blowjob, footjob, have her sit on my face, have her bend over and let me pound her, anything i want all i have to do is give the command. Even non sexual commands she will only reply with yes master/sir
Sometimes i will ask her to put on her maid uniform, feather duster and all (but no panties) and make her clean the apartment
Whenever someone is at the door or friends or family come over she will switch instantly to her shy kind self, my friends and family think my gf is a nice innocent girl but i've trained her to be the ultimate cumslut
Suddenly a meteorite hits the earth and walks the dinosaur and took a crane to get it out and was phone
Hear me out Sup Forums. For months I've been thinking about this. After years of porn, I've pretty much seen all the shit I was interested into. Anal, horses big dicks, horse with bick dicks doing anal and so on. You know, sick stuff. Now there's one last thing which bugs me. I am into seeing multiple dicks in a tight girl ass. But the problem with our current state, as humans, is that, because of our body, we cannot go for more than 3, maybe a forced 4 (rea) dicks inside an ass. I always think, to what form we must trancend/evolve in order to stick, I don't know, 38 dicks inside an ass?
>mom asked if I have a girlfriend who could help
>"nope"
>deep sigh from my mom, moment of silence, then she asked
>"do you think it is weird if a were to help you with this?"
>this was quite straightforward and I was immediately blown away by it
>thought about it for a moment, wasn't sure what I should respond
>finally I said "well, I mean I don't want to do anything too intimate with you, but I mean this is right on the line I guess"
>"so are you okay if i help you? are you really sure?"
>"yes"
>"okay, I'm going to find a towel and some lotion then, give me a moment"
>I kept sitting in that livingroom chair for what seemed like an eternity but probably was like 3 minutes
>she eventually came with the towel and lotion, asked me to pull down my pants
>I did and I was already rock hard since the only thing I had ever done was kiss with a couple of girls, the thought of getting jerked by someone else was too exciting
>she placed the blanket near on my thighs and told me to take off my shirt as well
>took the lotion, rubbed her hands together with it and then took more lotion to put on my dick
>she started very slowly, didn't say a word
>felt really good, the feeling of someone else touching you and jerking you was incredible at that moment, I still remember the surprise it gave me when she first started stroking
>she did it quite slowly at first but picked up the pace way too fast
>I was beginning to tell her that she should slow down because it was hurting my dick
>but before I could say anything she said "i think you need more than this, it feels a bit to tense"
>i had no idea what she meant
>then she got up and starting taking of her shirt, I remember it was yellow collard shirt that made her look like 10 years older than she really was
>but when she took her shirt off, oh man, BOOBS
>holy fuck, what was I seeing
>real. fucking. boobs.
>she didn't take of her bra but that was enough to drive me insane
cont. thought I could do this in 2 posts
Each year I am on vacation with my cousin and her family.
Always sniff her worn panties and socks.
Last year was another family with them. They had a 10yr old daughter. Smelled her socks and panties too. Sweetest smell in the world
>pic related
dude...you gotta teach me
Dear user dont worry i thought it long time ago too
Greentext that shit.
That's my fetish
>be around 8, eurofag
>took my grandad's bolt action rifle with a scope when he's sleeping his siesta
>lay in a special spot in the garden, where I can easily watch the street but nobody can see me
>about 50-100metres from me, a car stops
>a woman gets out the car
>I aim at her head through the scope
>when she's locking the door of her car (no wifi keys back then)
>even though I know the rifle is loaded, i apply very small pressure to to trigger
>keep aiming at her untill she goes into the house, still applying pressure to the trigger
>felt so powerfull, felt so good I get to decide if she lives on or not
>shivering from joy and adrenaline
>quickly put the rifle back
>never told anyone
nice trips
thats the same as me passing by a building and thinking "should i rob this? i can rob this, well... nahhh"
Thats the craziest greentext i have ever read
You are my hero user
scroll down like 4 posts in this thread you useless buffoon
when i was young i blackmailed my cousin into doing some sexual stuff
>with my tongue i dive In with the force of a thousand harpoons much like the entire country of japan at a hospital for whale children.
>she is hairy, but she is sweet and sweaty from the gym. Like warm ripe strawberries rubbed with pussy sweat.
>I lick furiously. Remembering every porn I've ever watched. I use my entire face. My nose. My fingers. Everything. I put my entire head into the tropical thunder jungle that is my mom's wet pussy.
>I get a hair in my mouth which I immediately pull out..
>she has her hand on the back of my head
>I pause for a second and ask her if I'm doing a good job
>because, you know, when you're eating your mom's box, you need her praise and approval too.
>she says: slow down, get a rhythm going
>I don't understand why but I oblige and start trying to come up with a pattern for making my mom cum.
>she moans slightly at times and I try to repeat what I'm doing when I notice.
>my cock is harder than its ever been and I can feel the damp cool cotton saturated with my precum gently caressing the tip of my boy cock which is hoping it's going to get some attention soon.
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You sir, are one of the great philosophers of our time we will be reading about in history books years from. I'm glad to see someone finally contemplating the more complex questions in life. "Is God real? Is time travel possible? Will we ever be able to fit 38 dicks un a woman's ass?".
FINISH YOUR GREENTEXTS YOU FAGGOTS MY BONER CAN'T WAIT FOREVER
When I was in 3rd grade I was at a sleepover with a few friends. While in the woods I seen the guys house who I was at pin down his younger brother and forcibly strip him naked. I just remember him keep saying "look at his penis." I actually surpressed that memory and just recently remembered it 20 years later. Never told anyone.
this requires a bit of help from evolution, I think if we pull ourselves together this plan of yours will be feasible within the next 200,000 years.
>eventually she takes a long deep breath and scratches the back of my head.
>I keep eating her out because why the fuck would I willingly stop sucking on my mom's twat.
>she tells me "ok ok. Thank you."
>I don't know if she has cum yet so I ask her and she says yes.
>I feel super proud of myself. Just ate my first pussy. Just ate my mom's pussy. Just made my mom cum.
>I stand up and ask her if I can have a turn.
>in my room on laptop
>fapping
>hear knock on door
cont?
Fucked a perry the platypus pillow pet and came inside of it... never cleaned it and my cousin slept on it... never told anyone
It really kept me awake. I came to the conclusion that, in order to stuff 53 dicks inside a woman's ass we have to either transcend to a body similar to Mr. Fantastic/Reed Richards' (jelly body) or to grow the amount of dicks at command. By growing the dicks we strip the fun of fucking a woman in the ass along with your 67 friends so this is quite a downer.
god yesh! I hope I don't premat
>3 lines
>cont?
No because you're a lazy fuck who can't greentext for shit.
The best greentext i have ever read
>shortly after my mom was feeling precum on her hand and asked if I was getting ready meaning am I cuming soon
>"yes mom, I'm close"
>she kept stroking, harder, faster
>started touching the top of my dick with her other hand which was fucking insane
>eventually felt the end coming
>"mom I'm getting ready"
>she immediatelly leaned a bit backwards and stroked me even faster
>this is it, here i come
>and I came, I remember how the first "launch" went really high, as if a missile had been launched lol
>came literally everywhere, even on her tits and kneck which was really hot thinking back on it
>but immediatelly after I got over the postorgasm euphoria I realised what the hell had just happened and I was in disbelief
>I even got bit grossed out by the whole ordeal
>cleaned myself up and help mom clean the chair since I had managed to blow my load even on that and mom was really pissed about it
>after all of that I took a shower and went to my room, didn't go to school the next day since I was still a bit freaked out by it
>the end
About a few weeks later i tried the same approach again since i was still doing shit at school but I told my mom that the week after she had "helped me", my grades were better than usual. She eventually agreed to do it again and it was a bit more comfortable experience but I still had a bit of a guilt feeling afterwards. The next times however were only on my birthdays and once on Super Bowl Sunday lol (I even got a tittyfuck that day, only time I saw her tits. Nice round, but a bit saggy tits). I never wanted to get any further with her and we have talked about it she realised how naive she was and vowed that she would never agree to do such thing ever again.
Don't call me a hero, although it wasn't really anything intimate, I still sometimes feel bad about manipulating with her so easily.
I hit up a bunch of other guys in my high school on Instagram/Facebook and tried to buy pairs of their worn socks >.>
>I never wanted to get any further with her
>I still sometimes feel bad about manipulating with her so easily.
pretty nice and responsible attitude for a 15 year old lol
next time you greentext stay away from explaining shit user. it ruins it
Ok i will not call you a hero
But i have to say it once again... thats was the best greentext i have ever read in my life
>be me, in my 50's
>teenage Jap cutie staying with wife and me
>follows me all around the house
>very flirtatious
>grabs my hand or arm whenever we walk anywhere
>at night after wife goes to bed, cutie jumps on me, hugs me, wraps her legs around me
>getting more sensual every night
>grinded me last night, gives me semi
>what do tonight?
eww fucking gay,why is everyone gay now? wtf is wrong with this generation?
>mom: a turn? What do you mean?
>me: well you just had an orgasm, can I have one too?
>I asked assuming it was obvious that it was my turn to cum and that she was going to help.
>mom responds incredulously: well we're not going to have sex if that's what you mean.
>me: well how bout a blowjob?
>mom: are you serious? You want me to blow you?
>I start to lose steam and feel like I asked for too much somehow. I back pedaling and ask for a hand job instead.
>she says no no, that's fine, if you want me to blow you that's ok.
>so I ask what I should do and she tells me to sit back and take my shorts off.
>I sit on the couch next to her. I feel my heart racing so fast I'm not sure if I'm about to pass out.
>she gets on the couch next to me and lays across my lap.
>she grips the base of my cock and puts the tip in her mouth.
>It's warm and wet. Gooey. It feels really fucking good.
>She's sliding up and down in my 12 inch dick with her mouth.
>my 38 year old mom has my cock in her mouth and I just made her cum and I licked her feet and we're watching porn together.
>this is the best day of my life.
>I look over to the left and notice she put her jeans back on.
>I am grabbing at her ass and trying to get under the fabric but it's too tight.
>she let's go of my cock but keeps it in her mouth while she unbuttons and pulls down her pants.
>close porn tabs
>turn around and mom opens door
>she gives me a weird look
cont?
u know what to do user. Deliver
Fuck you lol
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Fuck no, man. This would be great and I would deliver if I wasn't married and cutie was legal - FML
yes but less sentences please
yeah, my family situation forced my mom to raise me to be very independent and mature. Sorry for ruining it
Glad you liked it
>12 inch dick
immersion ruined
>Found pics of my friend on here
>Fap furiously
>Should I try and get sex or something out of her?
>Pic related
>>I know all the regular spots because I use my mom's purple dildo on my ass in the shower
That's when you stop being believable.
You waste the life you were given. keep playing your whole life safe, pussy. I hope you enjoy your death as much as you didn't enjoy life.
first time I ever laughed out loud while jerking off. thank you user
QUADS SPEAK TRUTH
Nice, were there any nudes?
I stopped reading at this point
like, honestly, when did you "know" you were gay. What leads to that conclusion. Either your just a weak willed, fearful pussy, or you're so lonely and patheticyou cling to the first band wagon that accepts you
This is possible if they area all Thai ladyboys.
Yes, lots
>my mom is now exposing her ass to me while she licks my young child dick.
>somehow it's been about 35 seconds since she put it in her mouth and I still haven't cum yet.
>I try to reach around and finger her asshole.
>I feel some dry crusty shit which was either toilet paper or poo residue on her asshole. I am rubbing her asshole and trying to shove a finger in and she says "owww" with her mouth still around my cock.
>I go to lick my finger so I can get it inside her.
>it tastes like sweaty gym pussy and ass juice. It's my mom's. It's amazing. I want more of it in my mouth.
>i barely manage to push the tip of my finger in her ass when I realize how close I am to cumming.
>I know from porn that you're supposed to tell a girl when you're going to cum just in case they don't want it in their mouth.
>me: I'm about to cum!
>mom responds with my cock still in her mouth and says ok.
>she keeps sucking and squeezes the base of my cock harder which delays my cum by about two seconds.
>I unleash 30 minutes of built up cum into her mouth, expecting her to gag and spit it out.
>She doesn't.
>she swallows it and looks up at me with a smile. She wipes her lips and says "well that was unexpected"
>my mom just let me eat her pussy, lick her feet, watch porn with her, took my finger tip in her ass, and sucked and stroked and swallowed all the cum from my tiny swollen balls.
>best day ever.
Supposed to be "aged 12 dick"
My dick is not and has never been 12 inches. Or even 6 more that matter.
how? they will still be blocked by their boddies.
New britain?
You uploaded this a few days ago. Need moar user
Oh OK, advice from a teenager - LOL
You don't have to believe it. She had a purple dildo that vibrated but the top was missing for awhile. I tried changing the batteries once but it never worked. She kept it under her bed in a plastic bag that was wet from some kind of lube that had spilled. I used to get it and work it into my ass while I was home alone in the shower. I'd smell it before I used it and it always smelled like my ass.
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Yeah because you shaky hands would have meant a perfect shot right on target.....
Reality, you would have missed even if you took a shot.
What should I do
you're such a boring cunt