>sonic youth
>they're actually old as fuck
Sonic youth
Isaac Bell
Luke Nguyen
>brand new
>old enough to buy smokes
Brayden Martinez
>New Order
>More like Old Order ehehehehehehuehe
Caleb Ramirez
>Talking Heads
>They're actually full bodies
Zachary Morris
SY were like 30 when they put out their earliest albums.
Camden Brown
>pink floyd
>is actually white roger
Carson Cruz
>Neil Young
>Is old
Isaac Cooper
>Can
>Can't
Jackson Bailey
>The Smiths
>None are called smith
Robert Bell
>Queen
>All men
Benjamin Parker
>The Doors
>Not made of wood
Caleb Hughes
What?
Kim was 26-27 at best, and she was the oldest.
Austin Walker
>Lou Reed
>Can't Read
Adam Bailey
The singer was definitely a queen though
Oliver Adams
>SWEET
>CAN
Gavin Nguyen
Dirty boots
Sebastian Smith
>Queens of the Stone Age
>Actually just some Musicians of the Information Age
Oliver Wood
>Television
>Has no screen
Jack Ortiz
>Arctic Monkeys
>Doesn't even appear to be cold
Christian Watson
>Yes
>No
David Clark
>TV on the Radio
>I haven't seen them on the TV or the radio
Hudson Bennett
>The Cure
>Actually cancer
Lucas Moore
>Oasis
>actually something I want to get away from
Juan Moore
>Dr Dre
>doesnt have his PhD
Jacob Davis
>future
>past his prime already
William Walker
>Grimes
>clean
Bentley Gutierrez
>the Misfits
>every member is a Chad
Dominic Miller
>Sum 41
>There's only about four of them
Juan Morris
>Andrew W.K.
>legal name is actually Andrew Wilkes-Krier
Jacob Taylor
>Sun Kil Moon
>Sun never even approaches the Moon
Asher Parker
>the flatliners
>all alive
Jaxon Perry
>Flatlander
>occupies three dimensions
Jeremiah Barnes
this one got me
Jace Ward
At the time of their first proper album, Kim was already 30, Thurston was 25 and Lee was 27.
Isaiah Sanders
Maybe they smith?
Blake Sullivan
>Godspeed you! Black Emperor
All members are white and not royalty
Easton Gomez
They were named after the doors of perception, a book about a doctor's hallucinogenic experience while high off mescaline and what he learned from the drug about reality and psychedelia
Christopher Kelly
>All members are jews
ftfy
Isaiah Rivera
fuck off nerd
Sebastian Wood
>Maroon 5
>Is only Adam Levine and Friends
Hunter James
underrated
Parker Allen
>Yung Lean
>has quite a strong posture
Grayson King
>neutral milk hotel
>they arent a hotel specializing in quality dairy products in switzerland
>they're just some guys in a band
what the fuck
Hunter Gomez
>Death Grips
>they're still alive
Eli Green
...
Brody Stewart
Underrated
James Russell
>Gorillaz
>Human
>Cocteau Twins
>Not twins, or even related
>Nurse With Wound
>Not a nurse
>Death In June
>Alive, did not die in June
TF
Oliver Adams
>call themselves monkeys
>Don't even have tails
Sebastian Clark
>Lou Reed
>did not play any reed instruments
Nathaniel Green
dumb frogposter
Luke Scott
>calls band sabaton
>doesn't wear sabatons on stage