You are now a part of President Trump's cabinet. How are you going to make america great again? Every post ending with an 8 becomes law. Dubs becomes an amendment.
You are now a part of President Trump's cabinet. How are you going to make america great again...
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Everyone who illegally immigrates to this country must be conscripted into the military for at least 8 years.
fucking trips. god bless you
>tfw OP might actually be trump
I'll bite though, new trade agreements, companies that want to outsource labor have to offer stock options to laid off American workers or pay into a pension if not publicly traded
Rich fucks can rent out historical art from the Smithsonian collection for a fee, use that to finance the national arts foundation
Send troops to protect endangered species like elephants and that nonsense. Let the Middle East work itself out and protect what really matters
The Confederate states get their freedom
Sharia law
ban feminism
>Research pedophila
>create pedo-ray that turns people into raging pedophiles
>use gun on foreign leaders
>they resign in shame
>install new leaders
Rule #1: There are no rules.
Rolling for this
anyone who weighs over 300lbs will be castrated, no exceptions.
Muslims in the fire
Whites should apologize
Real-Life Hunger Games, except all ages can be admitted but only children under the age of 18 can volunteer.
Trump will never go for this
>change the name of the State of Hawaii to "Kenya"
>update all Hawaiians' birth certificates to reflect their home state's new name
Mission accomplished
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Eye for an eye
Hobo fights should be televised. Hobo champion should be allowed full access to Mc-donalds dumpster.
Black people pay whites reparations for the next 1000 years for the hatred and nignoggery they have caused us
This is cool. I like this.
History of the WWE/NWO mandatory in all high schools
Boogers are now currency
ban veganism and have vegans gassed
Segregation reinstated as "Negro Defection Action"
Bump this FTW
Dumb idea. Now we have an army full of trained killers in our midst who hate us.
make all prisoners fight gladiator matches for their freedom
save money on prisons and gain money through tv and ticket sales
Universal Health Care where no one has to worry about the hospitals or pharmaceutical companies trying to fuck them out of everything they own just to be healthy.
Fuck the animals.
Take our troops out of shit holes, and put them along our southern border.
Regain nuclear arms and proliferation.
People like OP are brainwashed by the mainstream, corrupt media.
Get the real, honest scoop. Only at:
having kids is illegal
For what? Being white? You're an idiot.
Now they really hate us
Machine guns for kids
every kid on their 6th birthday will get an assault rifle or lmg to fuck up Muslims and mexicans
Black people steal
>All welfare is replaced with a single credit card
>you get living wage per month, tied to reformed CPI
>starting off, you can't spend on anything but essentials
>$ you save at the end of the month you get to keep. If you save that money, you get more choices to buy next month. If you keep it, you can only use essentials next month
annual purge
All bills introduced to congress must be single-subject. Multi-subject bills must be broken down into individual components.
This way, congressmen can't hide additional clauses in the midst of some big bundle bill.
I would create a state for all those LGBTQQIP2SAA people and allow muslim refugees to live only there. State of Love.
Fuck this shit.
When stuff is "free" the system gets overly taxed by poor people.
How about a low cost plan, garnered from opening up the healthcare system to competition....and EVERYBODY pays the same co-pay of $100. That will keep the welfare queens from bringing their fuck-trophies in whenever they get a sniffle. If they REALLY need urgent care, they will find $100.
Forgot last part
>you access the savings once you get off welfare and stay off for 9 months
Send them all to California. Fence off California and kick them out of the union.
I second this. Turn South Dakota into Faggotopia and North Dakota into Muslimland. Nobody needs those states.
PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading for all Americans
Revenue neutral cap and trade
Or carbon tax and use tax to sequester carbon in limestone
1 off fuck
1 off :/
cali
Abolish the fed and nationalize the banks.
Nearly an amendment
Mandatory military service for all people who've posted on Sup Forums
Change his mind about net neutrality
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PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading for all Americans, so they finally get some honest fucking news.
3 FUCK OFF
FUUUUU
Nice.
1 off...
Turn private prisons into mental hospitals. Legal weed, legal mushrooms, legal lsd
Whoop, winrar.
they do realize they are biased media right?
there just biased in another direction
Slavery becomes law, except now it's for monetary value and racial heritage doesn't matter, if you owe someone enough money and don't pay them then they own you.
Marijuana is now illegaller than ever. If you're caught even with paraphernalia you get death penalty on the spot.
Legal hookers. Have to do pro bono work by fucking retards, disabled etc. same as lawyers
PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading, so Americans can finally get honest fucking news.
How
Marijuana is federally legalized for recreation use.
Sup Forums is deleted and the grabbing of pussies is mandated
How are they biased? More honest then info wars even
Business suits mandatory, anyone caught not wearing a business suit will be sentenced to live in the ghetto inner city of Chicago
Obvious bait is obvious
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Deport the illegals and build a wall, duh.
We conquer Cuba, then Mexico, then Canada and create the United North American Empire.
Women no longer have the right to vote.
Being a Liberal cuck or Feminist is punishable by jail time or fines.
Immigrants get shipped off to Madagascar.
Women who refuse sex are shamed and forced to live in the wilderness until they come around.
>You have to pass a test to have kids
>The test is just an essay, can be in any language, spoken response is okay
>the prompt: why are you bringing this kid into the world?
Most people don't think about it.
Winrar
Rolling 3 dis
Hillary Clinton is now president as Trump hands the White House and Cabinat to her
I probably try to fuck omarosa, palin and katrina.
and spy for the democrats, because you alt-right trumpanzee sjw's are the worst brand of sjw's on earth, and the world needs to cull you.
thankfully trump has embraced the GOP establishment, so that may shut some trumpie sjw's up... they're pretty stupid though, so they'll probably go along with all of trump's retarded shit.
Literally the most unbiased, honest news on the fucking internet you mong
It's just a prank
That's like saying George Washington wasn't the first president of the USA
holocaust trump's sjw's.
Be gone shill
>nignoggery
top kek
Veto veto!
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there home page alone just offers a bunch of opinion pieces, they wrote an article calling democrats teary eyed, and the other stories are all pro trump and geared towards his supporters
im not even a democrat, i voted trump, but its obvious they are trying to ostracize dems
All federal contract bidding must occur symbolically via hobo fights, steroids are both encouraged and mandatory
send them to AuSJWitz
Reparations for the descendants of former U.S slaves.
>Infants
>People who are exercising
>People having sex
>Bathing
But why stop there?
>Dogs
>Cats
>Fish
>Birds
>All household appliances
Democrats were indeed crying, therefore they are teary eyed.
I don't see any stories that are biased, or fake? Literally just reports and news, just because they're about Trump doesn't mean they're anti-Deomcrat.
Stop letting the left media brainwashing you into thinking anything positive about Trump = bad
lel I like you
Reparations for the descendants of former US slave owners