ITT: We pretend to speak british english

ITT: We pretend to speak british english.

Pip-pip, posh-pott! Sure us degging here? Indeed.

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fuck off you cunt I'll gut you first

Bonzer, mate

Indeed. The fupper in sure has some droddling to do overdue.

you silly cunt, cant pretend britishness. where's your fucking poppy you mug?

Margaret?!

>Bonzer, mate
cheerio you rapscallion

I say, my fellow brethren, have you ever noticed how the entire range of our diction ranges between Jacob Rees Mogg and Ray Winstone?

Oh, some are tuffing at a joke here. I must admire your pluck, but your tuffing lacked in the middle department.

u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt m8 i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on me mum

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You're a proper fuckin' mug, mate.

Piss off you soppy wanker!

wouldst thou suffer mua to suckle on those delectable gobbyknockers?

Wanker,rubbish,tea,crumpets

Fuck Europe

Poppy! Methinks ye pay fer shrubbery, but me'ma godd lady, no pay fer shrubbery, but pay fer bell tolls.

putta srimp in da barbie m8

YEE HAW WHERE MA COUZIN AT I WAN FUCK HER IN THE CORN-HOLE

Innit?

Is that a hint of areola I see, bruv?

why does such a small cluster of islands have so many fucking accents?

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Those shabby god damn fools in the EU thinking they have the right to shove their bloody migrants down out throat. If any one of em come to my doorstep I'll give them a one-two if I say so myself.

Because your mum is a whore with a fanny wider than the english channel

funny how sherlock never actually said that

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Hmm, yes, quite, i do love a jolly ol' muck up of good blighty talk. Such fun, you all never seem to have quite correct concept of our chit-chat. when you all speak such poppy-cock of these pretentious sayings as "I'll gut you" and "you cheeky cunt" its absolutely barbaric and is all a load of codswallop.

proper badman init

Crikey

Op's pic is of Austrian...thread is compromised

are you avin a fuckin bubble m8

It's quite easy. When a group of people with english as a 2nd language speaks english, everyone understands. And if americans enters the conversation, everyone understands. But as soon as english enters the conversation, no non-english can use english to communicate with.

Therefore we will fight fire with fire and pretend to speak british english if you don't speak proper english.

Well to be honest in that sense it's not so different to you and the phrase "I just had sex and am no longer a virgin".

In either case, nobody really fucking cares so jog on m8

I say! I haven't been this miffed since the whippy tippers nicked my bonzle!

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Tell my man shut up

funnier with the nigerian guy

Wot are yee talkin abyeut? dee any iv yee hev any clue on ha tuh speak propor british lad? feck this ahm yeut

WOTS DIS EYE EAR AHBAOT NIGARS IN MOY KITCHEN?

Oi mates yur all propae nuckleheads dimpwits propsmeps. Why donit ju al go and shOUv a big ol massive strumplenocker down yer gobbleslitcher. Enjoyin a nic CUP A TEA while all us slurps on a propAE bugglesnugger

>pic related, its me.

all yous lot ere thinking we talk rate posh like innit, fuckoff ye daft cunt

MOTORISED ROLLINGHAMS

I'm sorry I don't speak Council Flat

is there anything funnier than american actors doing bad english accents?
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I'm using "Forcey Fun Time" from now on.

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ahh gah bligh-me; wats say we throw another shrimp on the barbi

Hello. I'm an Englishman. What are we all doing in this thread? Speaking like a bunch of normal people, I expect? Bully.

i'll jab you right in the gabber, i swear on me mum.

Shit I zipped my penis up in my jeans

We all do, from time to time. I won't judge. Carry on, sir, and remember - silence is golden but duct tape is silver!

thots nit a nighf theze is a nighf

Hadn't not chipped my tibber when auntie came right past the lem, she did, I did, we did you say.

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Spectacular show of autism old chap

Now kindly take your leave

Poshy 'ho tally tagger.

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I hope yer chooks turn into emus & kick yer dunny door down

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Fuck, my sides.

newfag

Bloody brillant

>British
>referring to language
Dumb motherfucker

pic is from mozart movie

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Who fuckin asked?

PIP PIP GOBBLECOCK

the bumblefuckery in this thread goes up to eleven

good point, user. I was gonna say that. Who relates received pronunciation to 18th century Austria.
>Fucking dumb op grouping history and linguistics together

I'M ALL ABOUT THE TEA

AND GETTING PLENTY OF MINGE

BUT MOSTLY TEA

TEA IS JOLLY GOOD

Oi mate u betta watch ya tongue, I'm the sickest bloke in the Manchesta gym and I'll kick u in the bollocks for some free nando's

Bottohl of wohttehr

i is propa badman yea? ima fuck u up mate, yea come at me den bra come on den come on den bra come on, come den bra come at me den ah come on den. come on den come on bra come at me, ya bloody wanker, come on den, come on den

The fuck you say about Austria, schweinhundt?

Look out lads, it's Jerry

They don't take little shits like you into their military.

go home adolf, no one likes you

ICH BIN TRIGGERED

Cunts...

Calm down Mr. Hitler

Head Knickers.

Grab him by the pussy, Vladmir

Fuckin Europeans amirite

OI U KUNT, U PEEKIN ON ME NAN'S HEAD KNICKERS? I'LL FOOKING END YA M8, I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

Have any of you ever actually seen an England

What movie is this from?

OI I 'AV, SAW AN ENGLAND HALF PAST TWO BONGS M8.

Hey Joe, you wanna come play with me and Frank?

amadeus

Why the fuck do Britbongs say dumb shit like "brover" and "over" for "brother" and "other"
They are entirely different fucking words and sounds.

Oi Gobshite, yuh a roight chav.

U SHUT YOUR CUNT MOUF M8

It's the linking R deal.

Shit, I mean

Tis the linkin' R Deerhl

they don't outside of east london and south essex

Saw that coming.

MEET ME OUTSIDE LIDL U TWAT ILL END YA

>They are entirely different fucking words and sounds.
Like the entirety of American-English then

Should be thine agenda, not thou.

YOUR FUCKIN WELCOME CUNT