Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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i want to cuddle with miku under a blanket
same
Claim
I don't know
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Post some lewds
I recognize some of those lewds.
More belly pics. They're either lewd or covered.
Okay, you have more than 100 pics of your waifu but...
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting
Oh... that's rather sad
>belly
well there isn't much and most of it isn't really save worthy
69 and something else don't exist but who cares
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no why would i?
>Disgusting
it's a bit mean how you can say that about my waifu
The only one for me.
Besides the fact that your waifu is indeed disgusting, I actually meant that you are disgusting. You save lewds of your waifu!
Utterly disgusting user
カラミチーマス
I know. I should probably get a new waifu when i find one
because i need to masturbate
how is it disgusting?
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oh look, a Makoto
Calamity Masu
Lewds of waifus are a no no! We are not some barbarians, we are civilized weebs!
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Wild Mage appears
>ist gemein zu mir
ok
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shhh, it's okay, I still love you
Check em
Hey Jibril.
Hey Chara.
Hey Best Sword.
Hey there Flan
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How are you? I am fine if you have to ask. Eating some shit ramen from the store because I don't want to buy a third burg from the restaurant.
Hey there mean retard.
Oh look, a Chara.
Had another session last night. Not nearly as long. Got a sik ass staff though.
I was at home the whole day since I caught a cold yesterday. So I'm fine but nothing really happened.
Next time you could just buy bread, some sausage and cheese. Preheat oven, cut bread in slices, put sausage then cheese on top, put in oven. Takes 10 minutes, beats both shit Ramen and shit Burg
How are you faring?
Hey Flan
Well, I stayed up way later than normal for no real reason, and my battery was dead when I tried to start my car this morning to take it to the mechanics. All in all, I'm average I suppose.
You?
Oh look, a qt.
I wish we had good sausage. Egypt is shit tbh fam. In Russia I would do this shit a lot: Bread, sausage, mayo/cheese and all in the oven.
How are you feeling today?
>Going to respond very fucking slow since I want to watch BCS now.
Super cute
Pretty good and you?
You must immediately retributive strike it
Good good. Having a shit meal and watching some Better Call Saul.
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See previous post.
I'm doing fine
Might update that I'm watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged now
It's starting golden
>I love you Edward
>I love you too Bella
>*door knocking*
>Apparently Edward goes to the door
>Who is it?
>Edward gets shot, Alucard walks in
>Oh, you know, a REAL fucking Vampire
You could also buy cabanossi and cut it into small pieces, tastes equally good
But you could always spice up your Ramen noodles by cooking it normally and put some extra veggies in or first fry some chicken meat in teriyaki sauce
That is what I do also time from time. Like maybe once in 2 weeks since most of the time I eat outside.
I find the lack of husbandos disturbing.
Is it time for comedy hour with gardy?
THIGHS
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3rd best
Can't you eat at home or what's the reason why you eat outside most of the time?
oh shit, forgot the video link
youtube.com
Well this is a pretty good husbando you have there. Xander is pretty top tier!
What did the Gardevoir say to the Ratata?
comedy hours with nazi sexy leek
I am glad Franz Ferdinand got assassinated, it serbed him right
I don't know, you tell me :^)
LEEK HEIL!
Can i have some (You)'s for no reason?
No
Maybe
For no reason
HEIL
It said "Garde"
You know, that's funny cause it only can say Garde or Gardevoir
Just because it's (You)
Absolutely no reason at all
Thanks
(You) don't even know who i am
What do you mean maybe
How did no one expect hitler to invade Czechaslovakia?! They Prague-ally should have seen that coming!
Here's a (You) for (You)!
Oh, but yessss
Heyyyy
that's pretty good
>When your team gets completly destroyed in PvP and you're the only one who didn't get purple rarity loot
Where?!
I will do no such thing as I don't even know what that it is!
Oh man, that series is great. I wonder if he uploaded another episode this year.
I mean maybe.
(You) gave me 2 (You)'s
Smug cunt
Staff explodes. Maybe you with it.
Have you met me?
Well damn, who are (You) then?
It quite honestly is not, but I was bored
No idea but so far I'm laughing my ass off
One of Napoleon's officers asked Napoleon if he would win Waterloo. Napoleon responded "I cannon I will"
Make that 3
Not in person
I eat outside since I am not the best of cooks and I don't like my food. I like outside food.
I don't know anymore
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I'm me
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Ok
I don't get it
What do you call a breeze that lost her husband?
A window
At least it made me laugh
"I cannon I will"
I can and I will
That's not a good joke
You never join the voice chats.
I know a man with 3 penises. His pants fit like a glove.
>Reading all the Puns about World Wars
I shouldn't find these funny
They should make me führerious
Oh well, you're also making me laugh, so we're square
Aww, cooking is fun. Just start with something basic that you can add to anything.
Because I don't want to
What did charles de gaulle do first when France was liberated?
He began to re-paris
that's the point
I am disturbed...
I think you're Reich... I should stop
I tried. Believe me it is fun, just a tiny-bit hard for me. I am better at other things. Like making a nice drink.
FORGOT PIC REEEEEEEEE
I don't get it
Tell a good one then
I forget pics all the time
Forgot pic
Hah, okay then. I don't mind them though
In fact, keep em coming
Oh, drink as in alcoholic drink? I'm bad at that. Probably because I don't drink alcohol
That sounds... less than pleasant.
I see no episode 7. Shame.
RIP
Nice 7 and 1's
what's a German's favourite kind of meat? mos-cow
"re-paris"
repair-is
get it? if you don't you are insufferably slow
Fresh off the chopping block
I thought so but it doesn't make sense to me
I don't drink either, that is actually the reason they turn out great. Do not ask, my boss says I am the best barman he has ever seen. Maybe it's my Russian genes.
Don't "RIP" me... cute.
Your loss m9
You dont get it?
>5 digits
I once made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time.
Well. Theres a 50% chance of ending up in another plane. But you could probably get out of there if you take Plane Shift.
Bad jokes are now mandatrory
The Russians sure were happy when the tides of war turned in their favour. You could even say, they were stalin-glad
I give up on you
All the 7 and no episode 7
How are you in general by the way?
That's barbaric, nowadays we use a guilotine
Huh, that's funny then. Probably a big part is experience which you accumulated over the... weeks? Months? Years? How long are you working there?
Alright, it's "plane" to see I told joke that didn't make much sense, just this once can you let it "fly"?
I gave up on me a long time ago
11 years by now. It is definitely because of my experience. But I did drink before so maybe it is from that knowledge.
Ayyy, didn't notice. Muh 7s.
RIIIIIIIIP!
>NOT CUTE!
Well, we hit level 5. It appears I'm namely going a Control type of sorc with a few AoEs.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Watched episode 6, I think I might have overlooked it last year.
Ehhh, in general? Car's down for the count due to the crash, it's awfully hot, I'm a tad aroused, and I'm tired as fuck and want to play Skyrim. So I'd say I'm at least doing above average for the day.
Ok. Love ya.
That'd be what I used to say.
Eh, I'm out of jokes for now. I'll come up with a few more later.
Any particular reason why you stopped drinking?
Well, I didn't watch any of it so far
Well, actually half of it sounds not so god, but it's above average?
And now you say it in moon runes
how are you doing?
My liver got holes in it.
WAT
Great as always!
My life isn't exactly sunshine and... okay, it's a lot of sunshine, but that's not a good thing. I get a lot of bad shit happening, but I make do the best I can.
What? I just said love ya.