*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*cheats on wife with 20 year old*

Cmon guys let me walk into the fence.

holy fuck Thurston is a tall motherfucker

*innovates your genre*

*sits down beside you*
*liberates you from male white corporate oppression*

is lee ranaldo a badass?

*smashes nardwuar's records*

>The other day I went to Lee's room and he answered the door in his bathrobe and all we could hear was this high pitched shrieking noise
>Lee what are you doing?
>Listening to music, he said

Yes

*Goes judt out for basketball*
*Beats you in your head*

*tunes your guitar to F#F#F#F#EB*

H-hey thursty moore and lee renaldo. mind if I check out your kick ass jazzmasters?

*Detunes guitar and strums randomly*
*Gets famous instead of Swans*

*Champions independent music*
*Signs to DGC*

How are they blocking my path? Was I trying to walk into that wall behind them?

Sorry kid we only play jazz blasters

Where is this from?

he broke Nardwuar's record in one snap, he's got the power of 10 men

Nah, you're just short kid

underrated

Sorry I found the actual quote it was jim not lee

It's from Psychic Confusion

Underrated