Bored at work

bored at work.

Trips I defibrillate myself

Rollerino

better not be bait

Faggette

lol I gotta roll for this

555 get

Rolling

Roll

555

Of course it is. Op never delivers.

Rolling anyways.

do it

Roll for dead man

AED's are designed not to work if they detect a heartbeat.

Roll. Op better deliver.

That's an AED, you can't make it discharge unless you are in VFib. Nice try faggot. Saged.

Am EMT

Oh, so close.

Dude, you really shouldn't. You'll fuck around and give yourself an atrial fibrillation. That thing can actually kill you.

Nope. Guaranteed op wont.

Also reroll

Waste of trips but fuck it

666

if you have a regular sinus rhythm, it won't do anything

Get

Reroll

I just had AED training, can confirm that this thing will basically tell op to stop fucking around.

A proper heartbeat. Without any heartbeat it doesn't work either.

Op almost tripped himself.

Seriously though i think other fag is right. That thing shouldn't cut on if your alive. Most likely what you will end up doing is opening it which will void its use which will require the company you work for to buy another one. They cost between 5000 to 7000 and there is a good chance if being fired and sued in Court for the cost of replacing it.

Roll for trips. ....

good luck with that, you fucking autist.

Be an hero

op will not deliver

...

not fast enough tho kek

How are going to deliver if manage to pull it off? You'll be dead.

You won't

Void what use? They're reusable, the batteries last for hundreds of shocks and the pads are replaceable for a meagre cost. There's likely a spare pare in the side pocket with the towel and the razor

That won't do anything unless you're heart is in v-fib or v-tach, which you won't be. If you borrow a monitor from an ALS truck and not an AED your post will be slightly more believable.

Roll

Nigger

You won't because you're a massive faggot, and that device won't work unless your heart is fucked up, but rolling anyways

Streamrollllll

exactly this it won't work anyway

You can't defib yourself with those things you fucking idiot.

Roll

Roll

Rolling for OP to hook up jumper cables and defib his hearth with them.

>dub dubs
Close enough

Must be on cam

Roll

do it phaggot

Roooollllll

Do it

rollin

do it op

Don't do it, OP!

Don't! Please

trips get?

888

reroll

roll

Do the balls

BALLS!!

You're clearly disturbed, I hope you get the help you need.

Rolling for 111

Trips!!!

Don't do it OP

ok

222 now do it.

Use my trips

common 222

746 get

Rolls

fucknuts

333

333?

333!

trololol

I present to you, trips.

First off this particular machine will not defibrillat you because it will only activate if you are in defib or v-tach.
Idiot needs to understand how these work.

This isn't Left 4 Dead user. Be careful.

Trips get. Now defibrilate your dick.

do it for all OPs

bitch please

Yes

Rollerino!

Trips

roller gate

Trips get

trips wont happen

tribunal

Rollin

Ye do it fag

OP pls dont do it
Trips overrides everything

Rickroll

WON mommy

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAr

ooooo yeeee

Do it OOP

checkers

WINRAR RIP OP

OP Will never do it.. we all know that.

ooooo AF , scary