bored at work.
Trips I defibrillate myself
bored at work.
Trips I defibrillate myself
Rollerino
better not be bait
Faggette
lol I gotta roll for this
555 get
Rolling
Roll
555
Of course it is. Op never delivers.
Rolling anyways.
do it
Roll for dead man
AED's are designed not to work if they detect a heartbeat.
Roll. Op better deliver.
That's an AED, you can't make it discharge unless you are in VFib. Nice try faggot. Saged.
Am EMT
Oh, so close.
Dude, you really shouldn't. You'll fuck around and give yourself an atrial fibrillation. That thing can actually kill you.
Nope. Guaranteed op wont.
Also reroll
Waste of trips but fuck it
666
if you have a regular sinus rhythm, it won't do anything
Get
Reroll
I just had AED training, can confirm that this thing will basically tell op to stop fucking around.
A proper heartbeat. Without any heartbeat it doesn't work either.
Op almost tripped himself.
Seriously though i think other fag is right. That thing shouldn't cut on if your alive. Most likely what you will end up doing is opening it which will void its use which will require the company you work for to buy another one. They cost between 5000 to 7000 and there is a good chance if being fired and sued in Court for the cost of replacing it.
Roll for trips. ....
good luck with that, you fucking autist.
Be an hero
op will not deliver
...
not fast enough tho kek
How are going to deliver if manage to pull it off? You'll be dead.
You won't
Void what use? They're reusable, the batteries last for hundreds of shocks and the pads are replaceable for a meagre cost. There's likely a spare pare in the side pocket with the towel and the razor
That won't do anything unless you're heart is in v-fib or v-tach, which you won't be. If you borrow a monitor from an ALS truck and not an AED your post will be slightly more believable.
Roll
Nigger
You won't because you're a massive faggot, and that device won't work unless your heart is fucked up, but rolling anyways
Streamrollllll
exactly this it won't work anyway
You can't defib yourself with those things you fucking idiot.
Roll
Roll
Rolling for OP to hook up jumper cables and defib his hearth with them.
>dub dubs
Close enough
Must be on cam
Roll
do it phaggot
Roooollllll
Do it
rollin
do it op
Don't do it, OP!
Don't! Please
trips get?
888
reroll
roll
Do the balls
BALLS!!
You're clearly disturbed, I hope you get the help you need.
Rolling for 111
Trips!!!
Don't do it OP
ok
222 now do it.
Use my trips
common 222
746 get
Rolls
fucknuts
333
333?
333!
trololol
I present to you, trips.
First off this particular machine will not defibrillat you because it will only activate if you are in defib or v-tach.
Idiot needs to understand how these work.
This isn't Left 4 Dead user. Be careful.
Trips get. Now defibrilate your dick.
do it for all OPs
bitch please
Yes
Rollerino!
Trips
roller gate
Trips get
trips wont happen
tribunal
Rollin
Ye do it fag
OP pls dont do it
Trips overrides everything
Rickroll
WON mommy
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAr
ooooo yeeee
Do it OOP
checkers
WINRAR RIP OP
OP Will never do it.. we all know that.
ooooo AF , scary