Secrets thread

Secrets thread

Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums

cars mom fongered me in the back of my friend

Juvenile one: Pissed on my neighbors dog though the chainlink fence. Often.

Adult one: Cheated a lot. I've never been married or in a really serious relationship though.

ever get caught cheating?

i like furry porn, not gay but furry

No one knows irl that I hate my life and want to die.

I think my girlfriend of 5 months is cheating on me. I'd say something, but I fear the stress will hurt the baby due next month. I also fear the child may not be mine.

totkek

When I was 8, my 14yr old babysitter taught me how to eat pussy and played with my dick. Every girl I've ever dated has benefited from the lessons I got as a kid.

Also, I fucked my friend's girlfriend, repeatedly. Then they got married, and we stopped fucking, for about 3 months. Then we fucked some more.

I intentionally ran over my neighbours shitty little chihuahua. Pissant dog needed to die.

Cheated on my long term GF within the first year together. Almost cheated on her again after my son was born. Feels shitty. She only knows about one of the girls. There were 4.

Not that I know of. Someone found out after we broke up. I wouldn't be surprised if a few people realized it after we called it quits.

you into older women now? Or 14yos...?

I stole all the pictures off my sisters phone

she have fake boobs?

no they are naturally like that

You have anything reasonable to be suspicious about? Or are you just the paranoid type.

nice. me and my babysitter showered together a lot. she let me touch her pussy but i never gave her oral. when i wasnt old enough to shower alone she always helped wash my dick

Kinda a pedo cause of that. But 6, 16 or 60, I'll fuck em all.

Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

Post story.

i put my penis in her vagina

I've cheated on my military husband dozens of times. He's been home for about two months now and he hasn't got a clue. I feel terrible.

>tourrettes

same

in the dark in missionary position without condom

I like to post pictures of my wife, taken when she was younger, on Sup Forums and hear positive reactions. I even have pictures with fake Sup Forums filenames so I can post as if I saved them and ask if anyone has any more.

I think my wife was hot younger and I like to hear how she would be regarded by today's youth

i have severe insomnia, it drives me insane, pills wont help, alcohol works sometimes so i'm also an alcoholic and nobody knows it. also, i'm drinking my dogs saliva, it tastes like coconut milk. i wanna let my dog rape me anally.

>be me
>17 yo in hs
> meet girl in abusive relationship
>save her
>date until graduation
>don't flirt with any other chicks
>graduate school move then move out with her to save her from bad home life
>live in first apartment for 2 years, then agree to take custody of her niece to help her family out and be nice
>didn't realize responsibility sucked so much
>missing out on everything a young persons supposed to do
>slowly start to dread future life
>move out into a duplex with her
>up until this point we've argued all the time and I'm all controlled and whipped n shit
> 3 1/2 year mark comes and I realize I want happiness
> bail and break up with her
> hurts bad
>whole world of possibilities opens up
> now happy af living like a young og on my own
>life lesson kids don't stay up in shit you're not truly happy with. It NEVER works out that or you live rest of life unhappy and that's not how it's meant to be lived
> rant over
>

kys

>big secret ^^ wanted pussy

Don't feel terrible. Don't really blame you. Long distance relationships suck. I don't really get how divorces work, but try and get one if you can if there's even the smallest chance you'll get caught. With modern hero worship of the militia I assume you'd be royally fucked legally-wise if you got caught and he used it to divorce you.

she prefers getting fucked from behind, we rarely use a condom, cum in her pretty much every time, shes on bc

Ex-Navy here. LOL... Guess what he was doing while away.

any experience of the younger end of that?

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

>be me
> Catfished a med student from my city in snapchat for over 4 months last year
>she ended up sending over 700 nudes/vids in that time
> fell in love (my big mistake)
>could not handle the guilt
>told her the truth, also my real contact info
>she was upset and angry.
>Recieved a text 2 days later
>Hey user, all this time and finally talking with the real you.
>keep talking by phone and text a lot, the real me.
>no more sexting or sendind nudes, but she was cool af
>finally met her irl for first time some weeks later at a Med party
> she said she didn't felt what she though she will felt
> stop answering my texts
> short story long, im still obssesed with her
>5 months passed, she has a new boyfriend, I still fap with her nudes. help me /b

You're a terrible friend

You should blame me, I did terrible things

He hasn't done stuff like that.

I fucked my stepsister in the ass in an alley behind the local Walgreens on Christmas Eve.

Poor pupper, rip in peace.

What kind of things?

Honestly he probably has. Guys abroad like that, with no outlet, they don't think twice about cheating. Not that I'd blame him either.

I did it willingly and I kept doing it. I didn't even like the guys, I just wanted the sex. I wanted the lust and appreciation. A couple of times I just went to meet the guy, give him head and go home. And throw up and cry. I'm fucking weird.

Maybe you can come clean.

He would probably kill me.

No sex. Got shit-faced drunk on the regular at my friend's place a few years back (same friend who's wife I was screwing), everyone else went to bed. I was still up playing vidya, their 9-yr old daughter and her friend snuck downstairs to hang out with me. Got em to do some kissing and light petting, took some clothes off. I was unfortunately way too drunk, as I was passing out I remember them giggling and playing with my cock. Couple years later, similar situation, got some nice pics of the daughter and a different friend of hers. No, I'm not posting em.

Yup

Own small company, hired a good friend. Will fire him before christmas because he keeps taking time off for depression. He's a great worker but I can't stand excuses, especially when they're made up. Should I feel bad?

That's kinda hot. You being so desperate for dick you're willing to give reciprocated head to random guys. Feeling terrible about it, but then still needing it so bad that you go out and get on your knees again and again the next time you get the urge.

*unreciprocated

You mean unreciprocated? Anyway yeah at my worst times that was it. He'd just text me "Horny now?" and not even put a little effort into it >_> a few months into that affair I got mad at him for not even saying hi or how are you. And he blocked me. Didn't even respond, but he did read it. Never heard of him since. It's fucking with my head.

I am 26 and gonna marry soon. Still a virgin and will wait for penetranial sex until wedding night. Still have seen each other naked and jerked each other off. No anal wishes, hate that cliche.

No, don't feel bad. Learn the lesson tho. Don't hire friends or family. Never works out. I had to learn it too.

That's what you get for catfishing you faggot. You deserve it.

>Offered sister 10k to abort our child
>she said no

Thinking about aborting the baby myself or sleeping with her sister for revenge. No one but her knows.

im currently in a long distance relationship untill we move in together soon... but im cheating on her with 5 different girls

You're a terrible person. You should just divorce and separate before cheating.

I KNOW. I suck.

you got way better than you deserved. I thought you were going to show up and some dudes beat the fuck out of you.

post the fucking nudes too, mega that shit bro

Fucking with your head. While before he was literally fucking your head. Was this guy more hung than your husband?

I own an image based forum board, recently bought it off of a jew. It's been failing since day 1 and I'm forced to work at Mcdonalds to make ends meet. How do I give the site back without sounding like an asshole?

haha, hope you are the 25 year old dating the 19 year old long distance who was posting yesterday.

I want to die but not enough to commit suicide. (If guns were legal here I probably would) my ex girlfriend took tonnes of pills and I called an ambulance on her, spent last weeks of sixth form visiting her and her telling me she wants to die. The secret is that I want her to die, she's trying to get her life started and has a job, but I put her down subtly. It's not that I hate her, I just want something to happen to break the unending monotony of my life.

A little. Not much. Why?

I'm 67, she's a 17 year old from Thailand.

i lie to people everyday to save my own ass

grow up, dump her, get on with your life.

I thought that too back in the day, but she said i was a good person, besides all that shit i didn't deserve any bad.

well post the nudes ok?

lol i might be xD what did it say? i think it was me

I did dump her, she burns her bridges with everyone though, I'm the only person she stays in contact with, I'm not even sure why

are you the guy or the girl?

...

nice try troll

blow a steed, ponce

oh yeah, interesting. one of my ex's is like that. I don't even reply to her email/txt any more, but she still sends them as if we are friends/dating still. makes me kind of sad. I miss her, but she just can't get her life together and I had to move on. She can't keep friends because of her mental illness.

im the guy

how do I push on dealing with people , I FUCKING HATE people but they are fucking everywhere

Exactly the same thing with mine, although it's not like she doesn't have friends who are trying to help her, she just distances herself from her. She's also incredibly arrogant at the same time

It's just interesting to me is all. Married women cheating on guys with bigger cocks. Makes me feel like I have a chance with married women because of my big cock.

Met a girl about 4 months back, I like her and it makes me go crazy how much I do care for her. So today she opened up telling me that she wants a boyfriend but that she doesn't believe it will happen soon. So weather or not she is ready I'm going to confess to her how I feel. If it emotionally ruins me I could use it as "fuel" to go about my life for another few years until I can get some new friends. I've grown an unhealthy obsession over weather or not she likes me back so I'm doing it for my own good. I know it will fail horribly but I want it to stop. It's ruining me slowly.

i made a failed attempt to trick everyone into thinking a girl was sitting on my balls in a kik group chat and this black.chick pointed out that the live camera was fake

I'm in the closet, and it is a giant problem. It started in highschool - me and some guy just messing around and smoking weed. I'm old enough that back then weed was a "big deal". I went to college, had my normal life, but I'd go home visit and hook up with my friend. after a while I was hooking up with like.. several guys, mostly older, like well off men. rich guys.

Fast forward a decade. I'm married. Kids. Get into politics. Because of where I'm from, the only way to get ahead is being Republican. I end up taking hard stances on anti-gay positions. It gets me elected. Things get worse and worse. I still fuck some guys on the side, and hate myself for the things I'm saying publicly, but it is what the people want. I'm just a representative.

This last year some really unexpected shit happened... I "lost" one job, and just got a newer, really high profile one. I'm afraid now that I'm under this intense scrutiny my gay life is going to come out in public and embarrass me. It is politics, and people play really nasty.

I also just feel guilty because all these gay people hate me and lecture me and stuff, when I totally get it. It isn't me ok? It is the people I represent.

hehe, girl was saying she didn't really into him anymore, but didn't know how to tell him. That they sort of talked about it, but he was going to move anyway...

she's 34D, guess her ethnicity/age

Take it from me, it probably won't stop. If she rejects you, you HAVE to cut all contact with her there an then. Or make a conscious effort to drift away from her. Otherwise you're doomed to feel that way for a long time.

Cheers user, I wish you happiness in the future man. I'm sorry that you missed out on much of your golden years.

aw fuck hope its not my gf did she say her name

Does she burn through her friends, jobs, etc? I think mine is BPD - mix of horribly insecure and neurotic arrogance. It is fucking hard to deal with man. We lived together for years, and my new girlfriend thinks I practically have PTSD from it lol.

When we started dating new girl it was like

"oh is this ok" "is it ok if I get gas on the way" all these little things my old GF would freak the fuck out about.

greentext pleze

Haha well I didn't know about his size when I agreed to meet him... but whatever floats your boat, I hope you find what you want

19 for sure...

all married people want to cheat at some point. once the opportunity shows up, like 50% of them go for it.

Donald Trump? is that you?

>5 months
> due next month

Not yours...

she didn't say her name. What continent are you on? US / Europe? Is she in school or not? Does she work ? How did you meet? tell me that stuff - it probably isnt her though.

Respect mayne. Not as intense but I was stuck in a 3yr relationship with a fat, drunk, self-abusive piece of shit. Almost proposed; best friend talked me out of it and now I live abroad.

Poor but happy.
Continue to be OG son.

>trump
>anti-gay
these two things are at such strong odds with each other that you must decide upon one or the other exclusively

Quit trolling me Joe, I won fair and square.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were then fuck buddies for a while

this for real man. wish I had known this / lived this sooner. I know for me.. my childhood abandonment issues set me up for caretaking shit like that.

Well seeing as how we share alot of similarities, like deep thinking and alot of that junk. I just really want some kind of closure so she knows atleast how I felt. It will hurt but I'm confident I'll get over it.