Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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THERES A SNEK IN MY THREAD
Ohaio
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How are you?
Like a pickle.
They key to having a good thread is to limit when the threads are created.
If you have a thread 24/7, you make the thread turn stale and monotonous.
That's nice.
Hi Sachi.
Caim
カラミチーマス
Autists enjoy repetition.
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see hi
Nice meme.
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best waifu coming through
>712527619
see
why am i a puppet? :o
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Shiro claimed.
He who would trade liberty for some temporary quality, deserves neither liberty nor quality.
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(You) (You)
Na wieder unterwegs?
That is just rood.
Describe how your waifu makes you feel when you hug her at night?
who's that goof?
Mai I love your posts sometimes.
Always so intelligent. So cute.
EVERYDAY IT'S LITERALLY WAIFU CLAIMING WITH YOU FUCKTARDS. WHEN WILL YOU FILTH EVER LEARN THAT TAIGA IS BEST GIRL
Empty because she isn't the real
If I go to bed, I lose the liberty of moving freely during the night, but I gain sweet dreams and energy.
(A)(Hoy)
Im Gegenteil, wieder zuhause! Wie geht's?
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Ich spreche Deutsch nicht so gut.
Wie geht's?
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>Im Gegenteil, wieder zuhause!
Aber den rest des Tages warst du es nicht, also wieder unterwegs?
>Wie geht's?
Kann nicht klagen. Hab aber wieder keine Schokolade...
Such is life
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Grüß Gott, Kamerad!
>spreche nicht so gut
Na immerhin schreiben kannst du.
Ordentlich geht's, und selbst?
>wieder unterwegs
Ja gut, wenn man es so sieht dann ja, ich bin wieder unterwegs.
>wieder keine Schokolade
Du könntest nächstesmal mehr kaufen. Oder nicht fressen wie eine Feministin.
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get to class
I am in class
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>ITT:
Two faggots use google translate to speak to each other.
Do your work then
Just like that song....hold me senpai
>Ja gut, wenn man es so sieht dann ja, ich bin wieder unterwegs.
Ein trauriger Tag für /waifu/
Viel Spaß weiterhin in deinem 'reallife'
>Du könntest nächstesmal mehr kaufen
Plan A, sollte ich mich trauen mit 10 Tafeln 300g Schokolade an die Kasse zu gehen
>Oder nicht fressen wie eine Feministin.
Jo da sollte ich auch mal drüber nachdenken...
Du bist immer so Einfallsreich, echt erstaunlich.
Und was geht bei dir so?
(pievilcīgs)
ikr
Penner
Na, schreibe ich nicht so gut auch. Ich bin ziemlich neu zu Duestch.
>Grüß Gott
Kommst du aus Suddendeustchland?
Idk their German is pretty accurate.
What if I don't want to
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where are you from? Sounds like Dutch or something North Germanic?
How far off am I?
then don't
Alright then
I am from Missouri. But I am learning a bit if German. The other two are likely either German or Austrian. My guess is German based on their choice of words. But hey my German teacher was a little out of the times anyways so I might be entirely wrong.
Yes she is.
L-LEWD
I'm also in Missouri!
Just moved here.
Ah! Where at? East west? Near St. Louis?
was also me i just don't like flooding a slow thread with needless image bumps
it is German, Chara is the Austria guy...
>Missouri
German ancestry? Or just doing it bc Spanish classes suck?
>But hey my German teacher was a little out of the times anyways
Sieg Heil?
Heil Borussia?
Nice dubs
Misery
Mid south area. Not on the boarder but not in the center. Close to springfield. By close I mean like 2 hours.
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ty. nice caim by the way
Ya, my family is majority German. With my grandparents being off-boat. Funny how the naming system works though, because I inherited an Italian name over a German one, despite being only like 15 percent.
Nah, he just left Germany in the 80s and bases the things he teaches us about Germany now off of what he knew of it back then.
I am closer to St. Charles.
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Yeah you're a bit away then, like 3-4 hours.
I don't know, new to this state.
I didn't even notice
Here for college?
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Nah, couldn't stay in VA, was getting kicked out and no place near me was cheap, I also didn't qualify for poverty housing. Made a dollar over minimum wage, guess that means I'm rich.
Moved in with my mom here in MO.
Post oh no's.
>'reallife'
Keine Sorge, das ist nur für ein paar Stunden am Tag.
>trauen
Es gibt auch Internetversandhandel!
>was geht bei dir so?
Nicht viel. Ich ärgere mich ob meiner Unfähigkeit Pokemon zu spielen, obwohl GameStop sie schon herausgibt.
*Ich schreibe auch nicht so gut.
*zu!? I don't even know.
*Deutsch
(This one actually triggered me)
>Suddendeustchland
If you meant to say Sudetendeutschland then no, if you meant Süddeutschland then yes.
But seriously.... 'duestch' - how would you even say that.
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It's alright I'm here to remind you
>and make fun of you a bit
Goes as far as to prove how knew I am to it.
sorry.
>how knew I am
How knew are you zu Englisch?
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You seem to like that band.
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Just try and ignore that snare for me.
Yasssss...
As new as any American
what's the deutsch word for dutch?
Which one? Yes or Metallica?
>Id pick Yes over Metallica
>Rory-sama
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>If you don't want this picture spread to your school, you'll send lewds!
heh that's st anger for ya
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Both are a good choice.
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>majority German
>15% Italian
If you put a cup of manure in a barrel of wine, the result will be a barrel of manure.
As new as the dundus?
Niederländisch.
Lewd!
>Keine Sorge, das ist nur für ein paar Stunden am Tag.
Scon was für die Zeit um Neujahr geplant? Oder steht vorher nochw as wichtigeres an?
>Es gibt auch Internetversandhandel!
Die dürfen aber keine Lebensmittel verkaufen afaik...
>ob meiner Unfähigkeit Pokemon zu spielen obwohl GameStop sie schon herausgibt.
mein Beileid
und das ist schon sehr kleinlich, wie du den armen amerikaner auseinander nimmst
Niederländisch, Holländisch (only used colloquially)
nice pic
Mean
Ok this is it. Who wants to fuck?
Why are we only posting Metallica?
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Im not one for drone songs. They grate on my need for decent musicianship.
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>Schon was für die Zeit um Neujahr geplant?
Vielleicht geh ich Kinder mit Böllern bewerfen.
Selber schuld, dass die so spät noch wach sind.
>Oder steht vorher noch was wichtigeres an?
Naja, da wäre noch Weihnachten.
>Die dürfen aber keine Lebensmittel verkaufen afaik
Was ist ein Amazon?
>Americans are equal and they deserve respect
Es tut mir Leid, aber die machen es so einfach... Und sie mischen ihre Rassen.
Nächstes mal bin ich freundlicher, nur für dich!
My standards reached 'has a heartbeat'.
danke
blyat
The best girl
I always do.
want to erp?
YOU MEAN THE BEST DIGITS
Ok it's on then!
Haha! no u..
HAHA!!!! YES! GANGBANG!
no, I want to fuck.
wanna hug?
What is "hug"?
Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
Your every move you make
So the story goes