Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Paul the Ball

Claim

youtube.com/watch?v=jN2Z2wPhFZk

well Yui ran off, Akame went to bed and I guess Houki went somewhere else for the time being

......I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Night everyone!

Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Kek.
Tell me another and you'll get your hard earned lewds

I praise Haruhi the one and only true god. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.

>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.

>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.

Interesting thread.

Post bunny waifus.

Faces of Waifu

I don't have one

What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday?

An easy-bake oven!

God, I'm terrible.

P O S T
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Why does this fat virgin have a basketball in the woods? I know you've never played sports before but you can't play basketball in the fucking woods you autist

I'm not on there

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Claimu

>faces of Waifu

No.

>You don't have a 7 inch dick, then.

And I got my hopes up and everything..

Posers

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ACTUAL WAIFU CLAIMER

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Whatever you say.
It's really not that big of a deal.

Filename game on point!

Small dick Virgin confirmed, how will you please your cartoon wife fag?
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It is to me.
But sure, go ahead blueball me like that.
You're just like the others

How can one make claims if they're not going to back them up?

Hey shitposter I hope you save a photo of my ass too.

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>how will you please your cartoon wife fag?
Well, obviously I can't, because she doesn't exist.

I really don't care.

>asswarts visible
PUKE

Hi Mai.

Hi Kirino

Praise be to Haruhi

Sup Juvia


Sorry if I missed anyone that I have met. You can call me a faggot for payback.

thnks

You mean like this?

That's your fat virgin man titties

You're still responding.

when someone posts a fucking anime picture i always imagine some sad fucking smelly faggot with empty mcdonalds bags/cups all over his floor waiting for someone to reply to his obscure and totally exchangable piece of inferior manga bullshit he posted. i tried watching it and its for total pussies what the fuck crying and talking about love and fucking honour just fuck off please nobody thinks its funny

Close enough?

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How does it feel to be the cringiest threads on Sup Forums?

Pretty good tbh

>i tried watching it and its for total pussies what the fuck crying and talking about love and fucking honour just fuck off please nobody thinks its funny
What?

I was saying that I didn't care that you were getting blue balled or whatever.
I don't want to be rude.

You're completely accurate. Look at this Virgin I screen capped from the last thread

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That's awfully lewd

>I don't want to be rude
>is rude as fuck
ok.
I'll come to you again when I need my internet feelings hurt.
>I'm 7 inches

STOP

I will have to eliminate you from this, otherwise you would win by default.

Pretty good.

That works too.

I was talking about not being rude by replying.
Bye.

>all these bun posting

KEK
You've earned your lewds
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Hello. How are you?

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I'll play fair

So I get home after work. No ones home. Go aroind the back. Tiny lil skink at the back door. Wew.

I try

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Claiming Yuuko.

Hey, that's pretty good

>three hands

Kuroko Get!


>>lewd
Sorry, this is honestly the most clothes she's wearing in any pic I have of her.

>flop

I think that's still good enough to win.

Saved t b h.

Hi, I am pretty good, got out of work an hour early so pretty happy, might try to go to sleep at a decent time tonight. Dunno, I'll see what happens.

Skink as in the small lizard, or did you misspell skunk? Either way, what do?

Sup

Rip

STOP IT

Let's not

But every post I make is a bun post

Drinking apple cider.
You?

Good, i find the actual bunny Nuis to not be very good in art quality.

Lingerie is so sexy.

Oh, hey, sorry about the late reply.
Was playing Runescape with Alice.

How are you?

Tiny lizard. He gone now. I wanted a lil buddy.
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Yeah same. Hopefully i can get to bed at a descent time for once. Even though i don't mind staying up either so we'll see.
Also hello smugs

Feels good having a job and gf and not being a pathetic weaboo virgin pretending to be married to a cartoon character who wouldn't even go near them if they were real

What do y'all vape?

kys

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best girl

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Warm? With cinnamon? Or just cold?
Warm apple cider with a touch of nutmeg and cinnamon (maybe also a touch of alcohol) could trump any other winter drink.

I have two pet Eastern Fence Lizards. Have had them for a few years, suprising as they were wild.

Hope it is a fun thread.

What do I look like, a hipster?

Nighty night.

>Having a job
Most of us do.
Also Shitposting isn't considered a job.
>Having a gf
Disgusting
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Why must you trigger me

Oh?

Hello juvia

Night

You know what else feels good?

Touching myself to cartoon girls.

I didnt get a good look at this guy. But it was small and a dark grey. Any number of local skink.
You should still be facing your bun problems. Leap forwards and hop over the obstacles.

So you should attach faces to tripfags for me so I know who to laugh my fucking ass off at for that shit-tier dress choice.
Also, fucking shave your god damn beards. And get rid of that afro. You're not a nigger, they only look good on niggers.

>That sleeve
>That horribly unhealthy wood
>those ingrown fingernails
>Alien Piss
>That stolen pen from an office

looks like threads have been shit all day

what happened?

Hi konata, how are you this evening?

>Implying threads aren't always shit

good I just had pizza :o
waifu is dead ._.

Greetings!

Weebs weebs go away come again some other day, 2d girl are not real, please please go away.

Wew
Nice lewd
Yeah i hope so too, hopefully the shitposters stop soon.
How are you tonight smugs?
Oh Konata-sama you're here
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Also i don't know i just got here

Pardon me, nigger? I own one of these.

how did the dentist go? :o
yeah I haven't been on all day really

how you doing, love?

>implying I'm not at work at my office
Not everyone is a virgin claiming a cartoon as their wife. Nice damage control

(Insert copypasta quote here)

That's actually mine.

while a few of my posts have been made into pasta, they don't change the fact that waifu has gone to shit :o