Getting my old swim coach a cake for his birthday, dubs decides what the icing on top says
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Getting my old swim coach a cake for his birthday, dubs decides what the icing on top says
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happy birthday
Fuck niggers
fuckken murrrked
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Pls tell me this is a copy pasta I haven't read yet
im your dad
your new name is gary
one of the best copypastas I've ever read
You were adopted
I said i'll have a Boba Bola
This whole life is a lie
OP here, if no one gets dubs we're going with that
point me to the wine cellar
your a fucking gremlin
Big Boy
demons are terrifying
Balls
can i call you daddy
goblins have a gay economy
10/10 pasta, would ctrl+c, ctrl+v
Hillary Clinton is sexy
if you dont eat your vegetables imma kick your ass
Donald Trump is a jew
this one
Fuck, reroll
This is a bomb
demons are a real problem for our country
reroll
make america great again
your wife and child dies tonight.
Dubs are disabled again
demons are the scariest thing EVER MADE
Fuck off space niggers we're full
Ayy lmao
IM GOING TO EAT YOUR NOSE
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You make me hard.
Bush did 9/11
DEMONS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING
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i once stabbed a small child for falling in front of me.
weiner
DEMONS
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
OP here, gonna go order the cake. Gonna be a bit till i get it but will update in a few days
I forgive you for fucking my teenage asshole without lube
FUCK MY DINK
this is what you write: OP's number, heart emoji, call me.
this OP, fuck MAGA
roll for this
how about these trips for this
instead of MAGA
Already did