Getting my old swim coach a cake for his birthday, dubs decides what the icing on top says

Getting my old swim coach a cake for his birthday, dubs decides what the icing on top says

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happy birthday

Fuck niggers

fuckken murrrked

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Pls tell me this is a copy pasta I haven't read yet

im your dad

your new name is gary

one of the best copypastas I've ever read

You were adopted

I said i'll have a Boba Bola

This whole life is a lie

OP here, if no one gets dubs we're going with that

point me to the wine cellar

your a fucking gremlin

Big Boy

demons are terrifying

Balls

can i call you daddy

goblins have a gay economy

10/10 pasta, would ctrl+c, ctrl+v

Hillary Clinton is sexy

if you dont eat your vegetables imma kick your ass

Donald Trump is a jew

this one

Fuck, reroll

This is a bomb

demons are a real problem for our country

reroll

make america great again

your wife and child dies tonight.

Dubs are disabled again

demons are the scariest thing EVER MADE

Fuck off space niggers we're full
Ayy lmao

IM GOING TO EAT YOUR NOSE

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You make me hard.

Bush did 9/11

DEMONS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING

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i once stabbed a small child for falling in front of me.

weiner

DEMONS

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

OP here, gonna go order the cake. Gonna be a bit till i get it but will update in a few days

I forgive you for fucking my teenage asshole without lube

FUCK MY DINK

this is what you write: OP's number, heart emoji, call me.

this OP, fuck MAGA

roll for this

how about these trips for this
instead of MAGA

Already did