Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>Only retards get overattached
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Sleep.

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Claiming best waifu

still here

Oyasumi

Sameji claim'd

I'm fucking glad Kurome is gone.

alright im done posting the best waifu gotta sleep see you later ya weebs

Out of my way virgins! Big dick coming through!

claimed

>man jaw

[misaki]
sorry I don't know what to say man. this is as frustrating as it gets for anyone who tries to help me

It's a good one, tossing some smoked salmon into it along with the regular gives it plenty of extra flavor.

And as for being redundant, isn't that what we're all doing right now? At the end of the day though, you'll need to be the one to reach out when you're ready to face things.

Misaki said it to you before I did.

who is she?

Claimed.

Tell me when you're comfortable discussing it. I'l be studying for exams. Night all.

Have you seen Jake Browning's high school stats?

Sonokawa claimed.

Don't study too hard.

Sorry for not replying. Clover usually tells me when I get a (You).
Not up to much.
What about you?

See ya. Don't overload on the studying.

Holy crap, I know HS football can have ridiculous stat lines, but that's something out of Tecmo Super Bowl.

goodnight

I'll be leaving too. see you later.
but when people finally give me some space, that's when I vanish. later

Sitting and waiting like I have been since I woke up.
Just watching Haruhi for the 100th time

Akame, let me think about something carefully tonight. It goes back to what I asked you earlier this week. Be well.

Goodnight ^^

Bye Akame thanks for talking to me

カラミチーマス

91 touchdown passes to 7 interceptions in one year. That is just fucking stupid.

Claim

*squishes those titties together and pumps like my life depended on it*

Hey another Pokemon Waifu. How are ya?

Yamato

SERIOUSLY DUDE WTF

Pretty good

i mean she is a qt but that is a bit rude of him yeah

I passed out this morning. Whoops.

*getting close to climax!*

Hell, I'm looking at the total stat lines too. It's the sort of thing that belongs in HS records with things like biggest blowout, most points by single player, etc.

Even if you factor in a HS caliber defense, it's still ridiculous.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

smooth

Tell me about it

DUDE

If you look up best anime tomboy on google images, of the top results it's practically all Makoto.

Does anybody know that movie where 2 guys and a girl (one of them possibly Seth Rogan) get banished from their tribe and adventure out where they find a family with Cain and Abel and then Cain murdera Abel with a rock while they were arguing out in a pasture and then they get shipped off as slaves to Egypt. I saw it on Comedy Central but I forgot the name of it.

Undersized chest, oversized Miata.

What?

So ya, I missed any responses from you and Chara. Sorry.

Makoto a best!

Ahoge so hard
It bursts through swimming caps

well it seems he likes her boobs or something

Thats kind of weird, man.

Thats good to hear

no worries, i don't even remember what my last response was, and he's asleep by now

She seems pretty cool. I want to hug her and maybe even hold hands with her.

At the very least he should give them the respect they deserve

And you?

>hand holding
You sick bastard

a-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

good girl

The Bible.

Rood.

Fear the power of the ahoge!

Alright. So, how was your day?

>Hand holding
Lewd, show some decency man!
>I totally would though.

Off to work, will reply at the gas station.

DUUUUDE WHAT THE FUUUCK

Ive been alright, just filling out some job applications online

oh yes they are very nice and he should but probably wont

Ah.

Year One, Jack Black I think

pretty chill, made some cookies, gave my lizards a bath, took a nap

what?

So far the process has been long and tiresome. Kinda makes me regret leaving my old job, but I couldn't take it anymore

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Ikr?

Why's that?

You don't just titfuck a girl without warning man. You just don't

>trip dubs checked
I titfuck people without warning all the time

I'm sorry guys! I can't control myself...
I'm just lonely. I did the same thing last night while talking about Gardevoir. :(

And?

Sounds pretty chill.

All good mang.

Oh yea, I should note I'm not the regular Ui poster. Just being an avatar faggot.

im sure you and me could admire them in a much better way

yee, gunna go out driving tonight at some point

you hit anyone on your way to work?

Well its normally hard to get into a new job. I only have a high school degree and a few experiences working in gas stations and factories so I can't really say I know retail all too well

You're not helping

IT IS NOT OKAY

Yeah.

Post what you're listening to with your waifu pls

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGyFuE-XW0

She wanted it.

Oh no she knocked over a chalice! I'll help you with that

I can see how that would factor into the whole situation

Okay maybe factor wasn't the right word... fuck it, I'm using it anyway

nothing im playing witcher unless you count witcher soundtrack

Did someone say handholding?

youtu.be/QnDwbAbNQco

I think factor works fine. But then again, I'm not one to care about proper wording, unless I'm writing a latter to someone

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You gotta treat a girl's breasts with respect, unless she is a total whore.

Not one word out of you.

Thanks. Crisis diverted

Nope. Gave some dude a ride up a hill though.

RESTRAIN THYSELF!

who said i was trying to?

you're too nice

But that doesn't really answer my question. Why did you quit your job

*jiggles your tits* l-like this...?

youtube.com/watch?v=qL7I9BWFqdk

Good point.

Did I say you could touch them?

Oh because the managers were pretty much treating me like crap and looking down on most of the employees including myself. So after my shift was done, I told my manager I'm leaving and I out my ID card on her desk and stormed out.

Yes.

I'll restrain you.

Sounds like you made the right decision then

I've heard it's a lot of fun. What's it like?

Anyone seen sachi?

Good pick, das a pretty good anime.

youtu.be/7Ls7ScitOR8

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What do you study Misaki
?